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Chai!! This guy don embarrass us!!!!

IfeanyiSamuelz:
Will take runtown anytym anyday... Amazin singer/songwriter..... D oda two na noise makers

That na your opinion ooo, some will also say runtown's song na noise!

That's the bitter truth that some Niger-Deltan guys will die rather than believe/Agree with!

Naija music has taken over!!
When ever I listen to these songs, they always get me dancing and also thinking! These songs are÷
Runtown- Banger,
Davido- the sound and
Wizkid- Duze..
We all know these songs got one thing in common, and that's the undeniable voice/Talent of Uhuru(Damn! I love those guy)..
Over to my question, which of this songs would you say is your best and why?
Please give your opinion about the sound/beat, lyrics, and even air/radio play....

It can only be God..

The first picture is that of the founder/president Bishop David Oyedepo,
The second picture is that of the first vice president Bishop David Abioye(I love this man's pattern of teaching so gentle and calm)
And the third is the church main auditorium, it was said the be the largest church auditorium in the world from I999 to 2008, it contains a maximum capacity of 50 to 60 thousand seater and has an Overflow of 250,000 seats... The church also conduct four services every sunday, it also has other branches in Africa, Europe, Asia, south/North America and even Australia...

This is the logo of the church

I want to use this medium to say a Big congratulation to Winners chapel A.K.A Living faith international..
On this Day, May/02/1981 in an 18hour long vision God revealed to his servant the birth of Ministry that will shake Nigeria,Africa an the world at large...
It been 34 years after that encounter and God has been faithful he has never let the church(pastors and members) to be put to shame..
Happy Happy Anniversary!!!
Hip hip hip!!

domopps:
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Cheeeers

The network swallowed the picture I had to force it to vomit it!

We pray this kind thing no happen for your weeding(sorry, wedding) oooo..
Wishing everyone getting married this month a huge success....

Did I hear some one dear hiss and say it an old rickety bicycle aka iron horse?#FunctionBeforeFashion
Well if e pain you, go clean up your daddy's own and start using it!!
The kind love way me and my babe dey use that old iron horse play ehn, e pass Romeo and Juliet oo..

Ladies and Gentle mens(do the correction for your mind!) You need to see the way all the motorist were eyeing(evil eye*) just because they were on a looooong queue while am cruising home in grand style...
I don turn celebrity overnight all thanks to the fuel scarcity!!
If you're wondering what is my means of transportation, jus screw down!!!!

realjoker:
lol...nice thread dude FP=Front page. Lalasticlala na our super moderator

Chi mo! So Lalastical na human being? That guy must be damn popular!! I hail ham by Proxy ooo..

IamOdin:
itz just boys commenting,i've not seen a man comment yet.






if this happens to a man(not boys) he'll know itz his fault he couldn't fhuuck his wife.What he'll do is keep his cool and pretend as if nothing happened,get an evidence(a video should be ok),and marry another wife.When the 1st wife asks why he married a 2nd he'll just show her the video.CASE CLOSED,,ASHIRI ANAA..And when ur children with her comes of age show them the video,and u'll vindicate urself forever...all this kids talking trash should reason like human beings and not like monkies..you'll kill ur friend cos u couldn't fhuuck ur wife,,mtcheew

Guy you can make your point without insult nah,
This topic no reach to insult person...

Ha!! I don miss FTC oooo!!
Well as for me I go reply my wife say make she do fast park out of my house so I no meet her!

Pinkieblue:
U d0n join them dey trek ?

Be honest what would u do?
If you're the man?
That's my topic, under romance section

Me trek?
If they gather all the trekking way I do for secondary and primary school, he go don reach Canada!!
I don hang my trekking boot now na bike and skirting shoes thing ooo...

Alphaoscar:
This is gidigan oooo.


The op NA one kain funny guy.

Haahhahahahaha. Well na retired sadist dey quote you so ooo...

Pinkieblue:
Thanks baby u are the best, a trillion kisses, ur description was perfect

@ y'all expect My topic soon

A Trillion kiss ke? Abegi convert ham to money make I use ham fuel my bicycle(the leg way dey peddle ham) I dey broke!!!!
Anyhow dey expect your first topic, may be I will be the first to comment FTC..(I don learn new word)

Pinkieblue:
Please how did u. Post or create this topic

Hmm yawa dey ooo...
Am not good at descriptive writing though but I will try..
When you log in,on the front page you will see different sub topics, select any one then click"create new topic"(make sure the topic you want to create relates to the platform you are) write down the subject(make sure its not more than 80 characters/alphabet) first before you create your Topic and you submit...
See JJC dey teach another JJC I pray we no fall inside gutter!

afilaka:
U sell snakes I knnw u mean 2 say snacks,i can feel ur excitement bro. Itz terrible here in ibadan,my boo has bin out since 6 just 4 fuel.dinner almost gettin cold

Hahahahhaha ma phone done make me sound like Olodo. Thanks for the correction, tell your boo to buy you iron hose(bicycle)!!!

Guys I forget to tell una say I get one confirm bicycle!! Well if una like make una say na old rickety bike! Well I don't give a fly!!
#FunctionBeforeFashion..
See my iron horse below..

sweetjenny305:
Very scarce but I bought 50 liters today from Jumia Nigeria

Jumia ke?
Hope them dey sell palm wine too?!!
#BeautifulLie!

iluvweed:
Pls... are you Igbo?...........

Oh yeah!!!
We see every obstacle as a means to succeed that's why we are been referred as the African Jews cause we create wealth with anything..
#IgboAndProud..

qbd2:
Uncouth mouthed, wwasted sperm nd egg dat doesn't his parents enough as to go about insulting other pples parents. But I won't retuurn u d same treatment, cos I respect my parents enough

So sorry for the insult....
You stated it first...
Maybe I should have insulted you back instead of your parent...

I no want ooo!! Una go spoil my market for me!!

qbd2:
Hmm, u know u sound like a coffin/casket seller.

Oh yes I remembered I sold one coffin to your mummy for your daddies burial ceremony!!!

loomer:
Bros, dem say one man meat na another man poison, if e no bad for one person e no go good for another, na ur time make u enjoy am while it last jare

Thank you my brother!!!!!!!!!!

manny4life:
Any other acronym?

Till una create another one, I think that will be all for now..... Thanks a million man..

Wow wow wow!!!
Thank God for fuel scarcity ooo and I pray it continues like this!(Yes I said it! Make una kill me)!!!
I have a store where I sell cold drinks,snakes and water(sachet and bottle) in wholesale...
Guys you need to see the way my market dey move because of the long qui way dey the filling station way near me to make matters sweet for me and worse for my enemies, the sun dey roast people for this Abuja oooo!! So no matter how you vex, you must patronise me!
Some of una don dey say the fuel scarcity must affect ham either for him transport or to fuel him gen!!!!
But to una disappointment, my house na just 3km from my house and na lister I dey use power my shop!!!!
Hahahhahahahaha GEJ thank you ooo if na only this good thing you do for me(fuel scarcity) I go fit pray make Buhari let do another four years tenure!!
NOTE÷ you can now throw your insult at me, but it won't reduce the amount of market I will sell tomorrow neither will it reduce the price of my goods that have sky rocketed!!!!!
Wow! I love Naija die

Utchgirl:
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Thank you so much...

ddaammyy:
Me I tink sey op na 'owner. Of post' o abi no be so?

At least you get sense pass me, me way think say OP na Out post nkor?
For your mind you go say I deserve reasonable amount of public beating!!
Na even recently I know say NL na Nairaland(er)!!

guardian09:
lols OP=Original Post, FP= Front Page, FTC= First to comment

Guy you sure say FTC= First to comment?
Cause some people dey do thanks giving ceremony for that FTC oo you sure say no be one kin supper tittle, I dey see word like÷thank God I made FTC, FTC at last!,I dedicate this FTC to my parent bla bla bla,Etc....