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The expetion of Nigeria is so high on this man he can't afford to flop!

Behira:
Lmtao........ kai walahi dis just made my Day

Babe na serious matter ooo..

jacksparrow1207:
She no fit hold am till she reach house? Abi him car look like her mess toilet ni?
Serves her right

Guy please understand that it was "accidental" discharge...

The devil is a lier!!!! *gets a bottle and breaks it on the head of the person bringing the offer!*

aristocrazzy:
The guy don straff am he is just findin a way to cut out
Weda she mess or not guys go still run d package like dat.

Nope, she said the guy haven't touched her yet...

jacksparrow1207:
Why she go fart inside him car?

Mess get toilet? She was purging jor...

I went to visit a female friend and met her crying, when I asked her what was wrong, she told me that the guy she was about to start dating dumped her cause she fart(mess)!!!
According to her, the guy called her that day(it was friday) to come spend some time with him, meanwhile she was purging and she told him, but he insisted and she agreed. On their way(inside the guys car)the traffic was bad, then Purging started and bam! she "farted" and all of a sudden, the guy got angry and screamed at her saying she got no manners, that she could not even Apologise! And he dropped her of on the road!!!
Now my questions are÷ when is the right time to fart in presence of your partner/friend?,
Should you apologise for farting in presence of your partner?,
Guys will you see a lady as mannerless if she farts in your presence?
Please drop your honest Opinion, No forming...

Icon4s:
Mikel, Ogbuike and co featured @ the 2003 U17 Hosted in Finland. Y most people dnt remember was because the team did nt go beyond the group stage. I love that team. 2 Years later they were joined by players like John Owoeri, Taiye Taiwo, Apam Onyekachi, Sani Keita, Adefemi Olubayo, David Abwo and the rest of them to form the U20 team. And they lost narrowly to Argentina again in the final.

Wow wow wow.. I can't forget that final where Messi was given two wicked penalty kicks! And please who scored that flying header for nigeria?
Sir, Jay-Jay no feature for any U17?

It is no longer news that Keshi is now the couch of super eagles, he plans to open camp from may 15th...
After keshi won the AFCON, he fell out of "luck" as he struggled to win most matches and he was latter fired and hired by the NFF after he failed to qualify the eagles for the recently concluded AFCON...
Guys do you think the super eagles have a standing first 11? If yes, please mention. If NO, please suggest who you want to be on the team?

It is no longer news that Keshi is now the couch of super eagles, he plans to open camp from may 15th...
Guys do you think the super eagles have a standing first 11? If yes, please mention. If NO, please suggest who you want to be on the team?

If na this one be the finest babe For uini illorin, then all their girls must be damn ugly!

Prettydiamond:
Every gurl z not the same. I love platonic relationships

Some of us no go school, abeg explain....

arnoldwilliamz:
There's no big deal, so far it wasn't forced.

Thank you Jare....

bigboy1010:
Lol OAU has the craziest cut off marks . Google OAU cut off mark and do the maths . Cheers

1 OAU
2 UI
3 others

At least OAU get cut off marks, UNN no get ooo, so you no even know watin be your target!

oyindamola081881:
No y will I even have sex with him its disgusting

Maybe the guys you've been meeting are just as ugly as I am!(Rough/unshaved beards and rugged face), trust me they are some guys you will meet and all that will be on your mind will be SEX!

Lala247:
First dp like
Lol NL babe stingy sha with likes

If the like no dey affect my pocket(positively), then am not sad about it....

ikwoche:
Poor good guy went to a club for the first, bleeped a LovePeddler cos he is a virgin. Got excited and married her. It worked for the girl but not for the guy

I no tell you say the guy na V ooo...

sinaj:
does it make d woman happy too?

Anything that will make your man wants to stick with you, should naturally make you happy baby...

agarawu23:
there is nothing like turn off, if you kiss and exchange saliva, so what's the difference?

she wan tell us say she know no the guy before she marry am? I hate when ladies complain abt things they are adapted to already.

I pray ppl don't gv her wrong advice that will crash her marriage.

Guy the difference be say this saliva is smelly! From an unbrushed mouth for God sake!!!!!

Some chicks don take this thing as fight ooo....
Come on girls let's be fair naw, sometimes emotion can rise and you won't even know when your panties fell off in the car....

KingTom:
Says who?

Says the person way dey quote you...

42n8dzydoo:
Hmmmmmm
Who compiled the list?
To me OAU remains the toughest!

My friend you've not seen nothing! Come near UNN and your pants go catch fire! Those guys no even know their own indigens,, imaging me writing their PUME twice scoring above 230 and yet those devils no wan give me Admission!

Enegod:
Sex on a first date is great! Saves me a lot of time acting like I'm interested in what they have to say before getting in the panties

Na wa you ooo..

KingTom:
No, there is a relationship na, a relationship built on lashing

That no be relationship jor!!

missclasssy:
Why a guys wants to have sex with a lady on the first date it means the guy sees the lady as nothing but an object of sex.
It means the only reason he was attracted to her was because of her sex appeal.
Sex on the first date is wrong and it shouldn't be done. The first date is when partners get to know more about each other. It's like the ignition button needed to start the car that drives the relationship.
A kiss is okay on a first date, but not sex.

I don't blame any guy that would want to do this, I think the blame should go to the ladies.
Most ladies portray themselves in way that exhalts their physical attributes above every other quality they have that men only see that part of them.

Sleeping with her and tasting her goodies becomes the only thing in the mind of the guy so when he goes on a first date, the only thing on his mind is sex.

You think love is not involve?

sadiqcholel:
Omo! Dis woman I think is Toooo conservative, what is dere if they share things together and do all sort of things, is she not his Property eh! Nd besides what's wrong wit dat.....dey married bcoz of love and d hubby is now exibiting dat love to her and she is saying dat is GROSS.....mehn Women are un-predictable

Don't you think the man is going the extreme, you know some people can't withstand smelly mouths.....?

Kevinoh:
Why do they always forget to include a straw after serving us with Bobo juice?

Use you bick pen if you no see straw nah....

sinaj:
nyama! a peck iz enof in d mornin!



saliva mixed wid food? her hubby must b a psycho



he needs help

Come on.... That's what makes him happy and it improve their sex life... Or you want him to go do it elsewhere?

jmoore:
My lifestyle is no sex until marriage, therefore only my wife is qualified to have sex with me.

Yess ke.. I hear you.

KingTom:
Lashing na, after lashing

No relationship after?? Mhen your own no be here oo!

Young03:
Sex on the first date is good, if i av the opportunity to do dat on d ist day, i will...
Its makes us bond wella

Bond keh?! Mm na wha oo...

I was going through Linda Ikeji's blog(I so hate that girls blog but can't stop going there!) And I came across this article.. About a certain woman who is complaining of her husband "weird" sex fantasies.. At first she so praised the bobo, how loving, caring and jovial he is to her and their kids but the only thing "wrong" with him is his sexual fantasies...
These fantasies are; he always insist that they kiss passionately first thing early in the morning with their unbrushed mouths(did I hear someone scream "nyhama" and the second one is when they are eating he sometimes request her to pour the content of the food with the saliver in her mouth into his own( this guy is too gross!) That was exactly what I thought, but she also said that after she has done these things, he ends up get an erection and they end up having sex! But if she refuses he gets angry and starts to accuse her of not wanting them to be more intimate knowing that he can't do these things to any other woman..
So ladies and Gentlemen what's your take on this? Is the lady too conservative or is the man too...(I no know watin I go talk).. Please share your opinion.