₦airaland Forum

Utchgirl:
OP= Original poster n nt original post.
@ Op, we stil hv some like ;
Lol= laugh out loud
LMAO=laugh my ass off
ROTFL=Rolling on the floor laughing
LWKMD=Laugh wan kill me die
IMO=In my opinion
WTF=wht the fvck
FYI=for your information
BTW=By the way
and many others

Hahahahahahahha I know some even though I don't make use of them...

My people na God go bless una oo,, una know say person way dey ask question(reasonable) no dey lose,
So he still remain words like÷ CC, PM, etc...
Abeg lalastical na slanks bah cause I dey see some people dey use ham hale their selves..

Any relative that dears dream that that's the amount of money I earn, I will make sure I rob that person in his/her dreams!

I registered for Nairaland just last month and ever since then I have been advertising and advising my friends,families and neighbours(enemies included!) To join...
I've leant a lot from this forum and also been entertained...
But I seem not to know/understand any/most of the shorts words you guys use on this platform.
Words like÷ OP, FP FTC...I don forget some..
All this while I just bone these words way I mentioned hopping say one day I go learn ham by Proxy....
But my fellow brethren, my fowl don lay cooked egg today oo!! One of the JJC way I evangellised to make she join Niaraland came to me this morning fuming and shouting that she is not enjoying her stay as some of the short words used on this platform are not known to her and she asked me if I understand any of it?
My people make una help me o so that shame no go catch una evangelist cause I tell her say I go get back to her when I come from work....
NOTE÷ Sorry am posting this question on this forum(politics) it just that this the pla
ce I think I will get my answers since there was no provision made for question and enquiries..

That na scrap jor!!!!!

Please oo, make we no over shout cause when this stuff start to gain popularity, our own outfit(naija to be precise) go fit worst pass ham oo...
Nobody way curse pencil(skinny jeans) reach me oo, but now you need to see the ones way I dey wear, you go sorry for me cause the thing tight me sotay my vain dey show anytime I wear any of my pencil jeans!

Una never see anything come Rivers state, you will go bankrupt. Especially if the girls father is a civil servant about to retire, he go use you do settlement.
God punish you the girl come be virgin! Your own finish...

ireneony:
is desmond now a legislator wen? and how

You dey nairaland and you no know, Please throw your phone inside lagoon cause its of no use to you!

Abegi na selfie she wan take jare......

Guy are you sure that's her yansh?
Cause the colour different from the whole body ooo.....

Kayraph:
How could you be the OP and FTC at once. It's unfair....

Please what's the full meaning of OP and FTC?

Commot for road before these german people do you watin them do brazil for world Cup!!

:P10,600 graduated and only 125 came out with first class?!
Mehn, to me that's gross failure!!!!
VC go sidon on side UNILAG knows nothing only to party and brag/hype their school.....

iphanyiuma:
She looks like GEJ in the first pix I swear....look well

My bro you're there jor!
Same nose(in size not in complexion) but he be like say GEJ dey bleach in own nose....

Wait ooo, none of these girls reach 24years old?

Come this long long bear bear na criteria?
!!!:::

Thandolwethu:
Our people are not Lazy...SA is the largest econmy in Africa and the most beautiful country because it was built by the hard work of black South african labourers.

You getting something wrong, your country is the biggest economy in Africa because other country developed it for you! Ie. Nigeria...
USA is the largest economy in north America not because the original inhabitant(red Indians) developed it but because foreigners did, go check your history books you will know that the people building USA are foreigners....!!!!!
So cherish what you have, you all are a disgrace to Mandala! If he had chased out the foreigners from your country, you guys would have been worst than Zimbabwe(the poorest country in the world)!!!!!!!
Guy leave that small pikin make he dey vomit shit! He knows nothing!!!
Ask him if it was foreigners that Killed Lucky Dube or were they foreigners that killed the captain of the south African national team!!!!
Suck it in Bro, South Africans are Lazy!!!
Even in music we helped you guys tell me who know AkA and Mafikizolo if not that they started rolling with Nigerian big boys...?

Thandolwethu:
Our people are not Lazy...SA is the largest econmy in Africa and the most beautiful country because it was built by the hard work of black South african labourers.

You getting something wrong, your country is the biggest economy in Africa because other country developed it for you! Ie. Nigeria...
USA is the largest economy in north America not because the original inhabitant(red Indians) developed it but because foreigners did, go check your history books you will know that the people building USA are foreigners....!!!!!
So cherish what you have, you all are a disgrace to Mandala! If he had chased out the foreigners from your country, you guys would have been worst than Zimbabwe(the poorest country in the world)!!!!!!!

Thandolwethu:
Our president has sent in the Army to stop the riots and attacks.

Unlike Jonathan who cant send in the army to stop boko haram

Hahahahha Bro you're behind history dear our president won't GEJ any longer!!!

This man, you sure say no be Muhammed Ali's daughter you marry?

What!!
You must be fucking me through ma ears!!!
3,000 to see person grave? Na Jesus him be?
This guys make una take time oo, before sango go give una anal!!

Hay dummy no just try us!!!!
Them tell you say Nairalanders na olodo ni?
That no be her daughter Jor go dig out another lie cause your account is too low to make us believe this one!

leshluap:
olamide has derailed, sanity has departed from his songs.....da'grin songs remain evergreen.... to me, the dead da'grin still commands more respect than Olamide......#period

Hahahhaha, do you think sanity would not have departed from Da Grin if he was still alive?

Please am not comparing anyone am just been realistic not superstitious...

Today we remember our own Brother Da green who passed away into the cold arms of Death on the 22nd of April 2010.. Oh, God bless his soul(a minute Silent observed)...
I need not educate any one about Da Green cause we all know or thinks he is the best Rapper to ever emerge from the west(yoruba).. But, some has argued that he is been over hyped!(Did I hear some one say "stone that goat out of here!" Abeg make una never castrate me first... Come to think of it, will he still be at the lime light if he had not died in the prime of his carrier? And is music was now over hyped due to condolence and what's not(when you die even your enemy go say you be him best pardi)....
Now let's talk about the Man of the moment, the one and only Olamide Badoooo!!!( The tittle too much, make I no just start) some say he is now the biggest(yoruba Rapper) in Naija music many even say he is better than Da Green! (Oh yes! I said it and you heard it) But some say he is an opportunist!! That if not for the death of Da Green,he(Olamide) whould have been a Nobody!!!
So, to my question, Niaralanders do you think Olmide is an opportunist, who used the death of Da Green to climb to stardom? And do you think Da Green wasn't that good, but got fame after he died because we miss him? Please I will like to get your honest and matured opinion...

Emodeee:
u wan dey form virgin abi? Oya share ya experience. If d thread like mk e mk front page, it's not our business, even d op dn't care. Hw much dem pay those wey mk front page? Ntn.

Hahahahaha, as if I go hit jack pot if the post enter FP...

Evina:
On what? The fact that the topic won't hit FP or the NL girls being virgins?

On both....

Evina:
Nice try but this won't find its way to the homepage. Reason is NL girls are ALL virgins.

Well I beg to disagree......

Did I just read " you can try your luck with N750" on a full time prostitute? Men that prostitute must be damn too expensive cause I bleeped my first Ashawo at an alarming price of #300 and am not proud of it!

This topic of how girls lie to guys that they are still virgin is really really trending ooo..
But that one no be watin dey pain me, But, the thing way dey pain me na how girls no fit even defend themselves!
Come to think of it, the guys are also guilty in this Liemonotoplotocrazy(hmm I don "spoke" grammar!) The girls claim to be a virgin while the guys claim to be a stallion(sex lord/king of banging), the thing way dey scatter my dada na some of this guys way dey form say they can last more 5 rounds never even see the hole of life aka. P***y! Yet dem go dey form baron while the only hole way them bang na their hand(in round form) mixed with all manner of concorsion eg, palm/grand nut oil,soap(dudun osun), hair cream and even Aboniki balm(your d**k go tell you when you try ham!)
Abegi, make I no too parra make I tell una my own story......
When I was in Secondary school, I was one of those mumus I mentioned above. I was bragging that I could go (do the do) all night non stop, meanwhile the only place I've seen a p***y is in porn pics/vids.. Then this new girl came along and asked for that stallion to pound her,, guys the rest na history.... But to cut the long story short, no be small fumble I fumbled oo na so I dey miss target anyhow even my junior no help matter cause he just chill like over ripped fried plantain!!!
So ladies have you experienced this type of guys? If yes, come on don't be shy share your story and shame some of these guys who claim you lie about your virginity while they are the greatest liars!!!!