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Our gallant officers.

And now you're just a mere commissioner whom his boss can't even pronounce his name right .

Mr. Osibande we all know Bubu was a dummy we thought you're gonna be the brain behind this government but we were wrong!

TrapQueen77:
Why they need to cover their mouth?

Them no wan miss yern like Bubu

"I'm here's"

Movie wey don dey near 3years wey them do the shooting finally e don come out i pray the movie makes it.

Modified:
All those people wey dey quote me wey think sey i dey beef stephnie una try.

Till we enter top 5, i no dey watch naija ball.

Smellymouth:
Correct niggah..

Make i go think my life..

Smellymouth:
ChappyChase, what do you have to say?

Baba you know am a private man and i don't like paparazzi
Well my comment is up there.

Oga we bev go defar

Ibu dey craze!

No be me he go use laugh tear my belle

And we dey abuja dey see photo of rics and vegetables for Nairaland

Damn you just hit the nail! But, truth be told i can't to any of this cause I have bern fvcking Olosho since time immemorial and any girl i meet, I her my intention which is to fvck her!
If she agree, fine. If not i bounce to the next catch!


Well me and condom no dey part ways so make no body come here come tell me to use condom!

Nice one. But please remain there!

Smellymouth:
Peter Okoye,abeg send guys sure games oo..

And make sure you no send Man city game! Those guys na bunch of retaredd cows!

O boy you're on your own after that ceremony! Better enjoy the 2 minutes fame while ot last!

Sammy Gyang the indomie wey dey you head never do
And just so we are clear, you are not a celebrity! Not yeterday, not today but maybe tomorrow cause for now I don't know you!
Gerrit!?



And for ice prince, he reminds me of one bunkum in our Sunday school class who always got nothing to sey but will always sey something

Police I hail una o.... .
By the wey is Amosun a broom carrier or an umbrella holder?
Cause am looking for who to blame oo

Rip bro

Ishilove:
Many times I refrain from dishing out marital advice because hey, I'm not qualified, but it just makes me mad when I see some youngsters commenting on marital issues.

There's one particular poster here who goes from thread to thread in this section dishing out bullshit. Initially I thought she was married, only to find out she wasn't and not only that, was lying about her age and maternal status (she lied she has a child). She's one of those who scream 'divorce' at every given opportunity.

There's another kid, about 23/24 from romance section who doesn't even have a girlfriend, yet I see him telling married folks how to solve their marital challenges.

Some years back I was gisted about one poster here, a married man who comes to this section, all sanctimonious and _shit, preaches, gives sound counsel on marital issues, meanwhile at home he's all shades of Tyson on his hapless wife. I was flabbergasted.

Do we talk about the married users who fell into coogar's trap?

Or the user here, married to another user (they're separated now) who claims to be a bible thumper, spirit filled and born again, who gives 'sound counsel', is a feminist and all that tosh. She's spirit filled alright, just not the Holy Spirit. Lives on government benefits but comes online to present the perfect life.

My point is this: people marry for the wrong reasons and in this age of social media, they seek counsel from individuals who don't even know what marriage is all about or people who also married for wrong reasons, so how can contemporary marriages last?

I sometimes wonder if its a thing of compulsion that we comment on any thread as long as its still on the first page, cause the wey some kid jump in to comment is alarming. If you don't have any thing to say move on! But, who go gree hear? all of wan form familiarity.

What da fvck is that?

We too lazy for this country.

ekolajossyadde:
Thank God we heard the truth for the first tym. Solder missing, setback.the man is not a lie muhammed broda. God wil see our gallant. Solder through

Mark my word, that guy won't last long if he continue like this.

My one point plan is "all legislature should be on minimum wage"

Make una kuku die.

Collenshy2020:
Yaga, Aisha Babe hit back to back.

Who be that dry lady wey dey form model?

patriotic9jaboy:
Ambassadors of corruption attending Anti-corruption workshop. Only in nigeria

We love naija.

Smellymouth:
Is he d messiah?

You been dey expect another one before 2015 general election

Thats bad
RIP