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Chisos!

EzePromoe:
Boko Cassava at work.

Shekau be sing pana by tecno: Yarinya fana them sey you like cassaba whalai i get ham por big cassaba.

And one of the girls will be like vvvvvvv

Smellymouth:
GOD, send us a messiah...

Baba the one wey we vote for never finish work ooo

Smellymouth:
Hahahaha..

What if na human blood the babalawo need?

Watin do mynd44 BLOOD?

Smellymouth:
Poverty is a disease..

Even if he use ritual, shey na you he use for the ritual?

E-Money, Nwannemus bikokwa which baba do the Jazz?

Abeg when he tell yoi the babawey do the jazz our neighbour goat still double y here we go carry ham go together.

And for your mind we send you bah

sinaj:
And they did thanksgiving when they gave birth to diz one

Chai what a waste of jollof rice

Tufiakwa

Fayose you dey dig your grave small small o

Devil!

Dangote we don dey hungry since!

lordkhalifa:
Nigeria police are evil.... kill them all... police is your worst enemy

Just pray make trouble no hit you.

Mynd444:
Nigerians and Rhetorics, now all we hear is other room this , other room that

Haba oga where you see other room for this thread nau?

dfrost:
Abi nah. Reading makes one very knowledgeable and helps in thinking ability. My bestseller at the moment are the Vince Flynn novels about a ruthless CIA agent.

I think I need to get to Ojuelegba to get those old books back

Mine is BENARD SHEW.

dfrost:
Thanks bossman. Yes,.that's the name of the book. He was looking for the tree that had the medicine he wanted to use. Blinded by a tiger, turned the son of the woman into a criminal. The young ended up killing his father and also killed Abubakar.

I don read books oo.

dfrost:
Thanks ChappyChase for the correction. Old Ben was a donkey. I mixed them up.

Did you happen to read this Nigerian literature of a guy that went on a revenge mission because his betrothed fiancee was given to another man to marry? I can't remember the name of the literature

African Night of Entertainment.

The quest for vegence so blinded abubakar that he lost an eye and his life followed.

discoprophet:
From your description, mis.shatey comes to mind..

And why must it be in za oza room

We don show oooo
Man Boy united go surly collect!

dfrost:
Although by early 90s, I was just leaving primary school and about to enter secondary school, I still had the opportunity to read some of the books listed here because my late elder brother was in the Arts division then.

Trials of Brother Jero
She Stoops to Conquer
Macbeth - my dad had this in his library way back
Julius Caesar - ¿E tú Brutus?
Animal Farm - Benjamin the old horse
The Bottled Leopard
Romeo and Juliet
Anthills of the Savannah
Merchant of Venice

what a beautiful childhood.

Bro benjamin was donkey, the only smart animal apart from the pigs. It was Old Mayor that was the horse who was strong and very f000lish! O, how i so hated mayor the guy suffer finish them come go slughrter ham, and when they were taking him to the slughrter the other animals were busy waving in jubilation thinking that they were taking him to the hospital not until Benjamin screamed "fools they are taking him to the slaughter house!" Omo i cried for that book, no be small tears i shade. "All animals are EQUAL, but some are MORE EQUAL than others"

typical naija politics.

TrapQueen77:
Crazzzy everywhere...

I don't even know wat to say...

Kuku sey kongi na bastered

discoprophet:
I wanted to quote you but since you said nobody should quote you, let me respect your decision..

We here by respect the decision together

robosky02:
men are stronger that's in combat

but here

woma have proved to be stronger


ask Sampson in the bible


ask Mike Tyson
ask Monica Luwisky
ask Tiger Woods Wife

and the list goes on

rosalieene, Diddyydiva, herbie27, grad2012, Smellymouth, Savvy2, ItsQuinn,

I still remember one inccident that happened to me when i was in secondary school.

I was fund of touching girls asss when ever we were in class (mostly CRS class, cause them dey marge us together and class go full )
But that faithful day, my hen lay cook egg fo me as i carry hand go touch one babe for my class na him the babe vow sey she must see my d!ck after school

At first i thought she was joking (cause we dey for class) but when this girl seriously head for my fly(zip) na that time i know sey no be play matter ! Omo come see how i use all my power dey struggle to stop her but which side, the babe over power me me wey dey form hard man, fear gribe me na so i begin scream please like sey them put gun for my head.
After that day, i respect my self.

grad2012:
I swear I hear stories but I still find it hard to believe how a woman can rape a man.
Men are stronger they should be able to over power the woman.

Pray make supper kongi no catch you na that time you go know sey you strong pass Samson.

Na for only governmentwork this list them possible.

kahal29:
Tot you knew... .

We no want make them quote us out of context

kahal29:
Mmmmmh... What do you think house?

We just want you to explain what goes on in the other room. Is that too much to ask for

They have finaly found a way to end the script
Nice one Bubu

hucienda:
hehehe ...

That reminds me. Where is good ol' #MyOgaAtTheTop?

Where is nokia 3310?

I dey make order once i enter Enugu this week.

dunkem21:
Thanks. I didn't use all the Ogbono in the tray, only the ones in the mortar. Its actually a style to cut the Okro bigger giving it a round decorative shape instead of shredding it with a grater.

Again, Thanks.

I can already see you are a chef ..who wouldn't mind belonging in the "Kitchen".

Am just a guy who hates cooking but
Wont stay off the burner.

Her husband will be like babe you truly struck the balls

dunkem21:
Nope. It was a mistake while uploading..

I wanted to create a step by step thread out of it.

Nice dish though but tbe ogbono too much and the okora was too bulky.