₦airaland Forum

tayebest:
Nigeria Electricity falling hand since time immemorial

My broda, today own shock me.

Obiodunukwe:
It's a pity Ojukwu is dead

We could have asked him too. Considering he married his best friends daughter and a girl he was godfather to. Ojukwu was in his 40s when Bianca was born

And Bianca was 14years old when Ojukwu eloped with her to ivory coast! I think Ojukwu ran away with small Bianca in 2015!!! Quote me again make thunder fire your worthless generation!

CastedDude:
this is good but what are these old fools doing with this little girl

Ask Yunusa and lamido sanusi!

Good morning fellow NairaLanders, how the light issue for una side? Well, our side dey manage small small. Here is my funny experience when I went with my friend to PHCN office today to pay for his light bills.
*my story*
My guy asked me to escort him to PHCN office to go pay for his light bill, when we got there, the qui was very long cause today na saturday many people no go work. But I noticed one funny thing, our PHCN guys where Using Generator to run their business !!!! And in my mind I was like so people wey dey supply us light, no get light Then we no get hope for light today ! As if that was not enough, the gen went off due to lack of fuel! What got everyone rolling on the floor and laughing their a$$ out was when the PHCN official said that we should wait a little and in his words, NEPA go soon bring light! Nigeria which way nau?

Source!
*modified*
I can bet my left balls that, that boy ain't no drug pusher, he just one of those "smart" nigerian who will rather stay in a prison outside nigeria instead of coming back to nigeria to suffer this scam APC call change!!!!
See the way the guy is smiling, for him mind he don cheat bubu scam government!
Well, I won't mind going to switzerland to go enjoy my prison vacation while I wait for this Government to leave office abeg any body fit help me with the connection!

When you dey run go there, you think say na doctor work you wan go do!?

Shame on him!

Michizzy:
Another ladies bashing thread?? Ain't you guys tired?

When that one wey call herself fabulous look finish na to open bashing thread against us!?
You better brace up cause am on my way to the studio to cook my own counter thread!

#10)They think they are the next big thing to happen to us after jolloff rice!

Inspectahdeck:
I disagree with this point “I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A MAN”

Women can stay 10years without a man unlike men that their joystick raises every morning.

And women Olympus bobby sleeps every morning?!

streetgist:
yes ooo
cc lalasticlala

My friend add the password before you begin shout lala name!

pyyxxaro:
Shhuuooo
You be Reinhard Bonkke

I no understand..

Hope some san members won't come here to start a movement!
Hian!

Okay.

pyyxxaro:
This guy passport go horrible o

Op abeg put graphic photo for people like me when be Wiz-kid

Mehn..... Just see the teeth!!!

MrAboki:
OMG!!


Its official, EKITI state is the embarrassment of the West.


Ekiti State is to the West what Imo State is to the East.

Aregbeshola and Fayoshe are the official clowns of south-west,wild-west, kanye west and even taribo west!

I love Nigeria but I don't believe in one Nigeria!!!!
Give Regionalism!!!

How many senator follow ham go the place?

Clowns!!!

TippyTop:
I will kill anyone who sells "Wailing form" to her.

Oga iF you catch any traitor, just give me the order qnd I will blow their brains off!

10k Sister you can do better naU!!!

No wonder hold up wan kill lagosians!

Op, you're kidding, right?

Seen

Estharfabian:
LoL. No!

I meant for humans..

Babe, orphan na orphan, not minding who or what is involved... Oya qualify me jare!

Estharfabian:
LoL. No!

I meant for humans..

Babe, orphan na orphan, not minding who or what is involved... Oya qualify me jare!

Stupid workers protesting for their corrupt ogas!!!

Always my niqqur!

Sisia still looking fit!

darkenkach:
What about Olosho them?

Oh my great broda!!!! You are the only one who said something meaningful here!

If it does not affect the potency of the fuel, no problem. But I worry that the tomatoes might end up catch fire when its been fried for stew!