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Youngsage:
you sir, are a fool. #Nooffeinse

None taken...

Estharfabian:
Own An Orphanage.



You've gotten my Soul.

Most of the puppies in our house are orphans ooo, so am I qualified?

Rapmoney:
Alkarulezz, I can see u, boy!

Seun, lalasticlala, emusmith, wristbangle, tosyne2much, ronald4lif, ichommy, toks2008, chappychase...

Asalama lekun!

to me, this guy is 10 times better than that boy that got CGPA 5.0 and to think that some people almost finished my life with bashing when I asked 'who will employ a psychologist?' But look at this guy with CGPA 4.81 in civil Engineering!!! Mehn, that to me is real success!

Anybody can get CGPA 6.0 in any course in the University as long as it does not involve calculations and technical drawing!
*feel free to bash me*

They gats toosh this girl up well well, she still looks like an house girl!

jimharry21:
Pleas what part of Nigeria was the car made??

Oshomole might give you the right answer you know....

Till then..

What has she done!?

Another white lie from a black Nigerian politician!!!!!



* the struck out word might sound racial*

ShakurM:
Where was appointments and compensations for sons and daughters of those whom bad roads claimed their lives on a daily basis?

I agree. After presidential condolences, I don't see why there should be an extra privilege simply because his father was a minister of the federation. I don't even know who he was until he became the departed.

Instead of them to start road safety campaigns and the repair of our roads on a grand scale, they only scratched the surface. It took the death of one of their own for them to recognise other lives matter on the road.

Tell them!!!!!

HungerBAD:
What?

We will look into it- Buhari

While Anambara state and Aba have started exporting goods to europe and the likes our beloved fulani abok!s are busy exporting violence!!!
Well, I won't blame them, when their master(bubu) had the guts to tell the whole world that Nigerians are bad people, what do you expect!?

mineANDurs:
Why r these B.H(herdsmen) causing trouble evrywia they go?

MTN!

Abeg Truckpusher, help me comment I just dey come back from my monthly ban, can't risk oga Mynd44 sledge hammer!

HirstMOG:
Registered jamb or registered for jamb

But hope you got my drift!

mahakurci010:
1.5million not 1.1million

Make I go modify ham..

petersoluwaseun:
more than 1.5 million

So I was even under estimating!?

purecrxtal:
Hmmmm, So APC has been giving you mouth job/ BJ, hand Job, b**b Job, Leg Job. But you want more....

You want to RAPE APC so hard in between the legs but APC has refused to open HER legs wide open for you to come in?

Well, there is no lady / guy that liked to be raped, but when you all was campaigning for APC, you thought APC was one wwhore that enjoy been raped the moment she comes IN TO your bedroom.

Its a pity the reverse is now the case.
Please find solace in your petroleum jelly, it loves you more than APC.

Oh, you want make our d!ck turn white due to excessive sucking?

APC we don tire for the Mouth gig!!!! We need the real action!

pucelle:
I have never been banned

Congratulations!

Jboyossai:
Mr. That comment look more like a joke

Sorry I didn't see it that way.

And 1.1million 1.5million people registered for JamB this year!

Nice

One 419 spotted above me ^^^ BEWARE!!!!

tse1v1:

Why the plenty ?

Hadez:
Ban? Do they ban people on nairaland?

Are you kidding me

Goat pepper soup don dey hungry DPO!

I'm just coming back from my 8-day ban by Naira Land mods, I don't know what I did wrong, but since I joined nairaLand (almost one year now) I have never stayed one full month on NairaLand!
Any way, welcome back to me sha....

God help the family..

AdaNri1:
paedophiles. They can sleep with a five year old.

The most painful part is that, they can't even successfully toast a babe with out using jazz or getting high on drugs!!!!!

DikeOha882:
Who is this one

If I be you, I go talk true say I no watch the video than to lie say I watch ham thereby putting myself(you) to shame with that yeye previous post of yours!