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Just imagine say my babe "to be" Dey snore, ha! Make I just stop there make I no think ham!!

There is nothing like Age gap to me!

Moral Lesson: please don't get married!

Mouth odour!? haba sister abeg no near me!

StPete:
False!
"Babe don't cum now” means you’re a regular one minute man
You can’t even do two strokes and she knows what you’re about

Seconded!

Until those peeps^^ talk true, me too am married to Jesus!

Op should I slap you or I should just stick my dog's d!ck into you left ear?

She is first, human before she became a soldier so she also got Emotions, I like it, and to me its Romantic but that does not stop my hatred for female soldiers oo, not after what I've passed through in their hands!

Darven2:
She is the only girl I have ever loved and she is treating me like piss. Why mrsphyno, why are you doing this to me?

If you don't reply me on this thread before the end of today, I will kill myself.

I no dey too like meat for my Rice so I go like plenty fish, just in case I No Dey when them dey cook your funeral rice, help me tell the cooks before you die!

Even if na him dey feed me, them no born ham well to hold her waist like that!

Hell No! Its been a bad year for me though!!!!

wristbangle:

Happy birth day bro..

ernesty20:
go and read your books, son

Thank God you got the message...

ernesty20:
What is wristbangle?

Na that rope wey your mama use tie your humblican cord when them born you!

E be like say my varslin go turn MTN, every where I go!

Hahahahahhaha! Cinderella don retire oooo!!! Nonsense.....

Cutehector:
14

Where is dat lady dahw was tellin me she would do all possible best to bring up her future daughter in the fear of the lord?

In case you see her, help me tell her say she don enter one chance!

Na all these kind of girls dey turn good boys into bad guys! Op abeg free the chick!

Which song D'banj get that is worth stealing?

Why call it lucky Banana? You want make all Nairaland girls start to think dirty?

See how Nairaleand girls dey scream "true" on top their lungs!

iykebest1:
except if it is going to come out in my sch eggzam

Chai!!! You bad oo...

iykebest1:
and you think that one will have time to read all this epistle? what happened to summary?

Bros abeg help me read ham..

mysticgal:
Nawa these moderators, does this picture help us cook jellof rice for Christmas

Who them help!

By December 2015, boko haram will be over-PMB
*Believe this at your own peril!!*

So sad...

Alezy:
so if them ask u, u go say Lagos dey craze?? no wori, till u reach warri.

Hahahahha, abeg oo..

Dindondin:
it's Lagos. no where beats Lagos in madness

You never hear say warri no dey carry last?

I still dey wonder between warri and lagos who craze pass?
Well click like if you think Lagos and share if you think warri..

And some people go still wan go lagos?! Abeg I never ready to die jare!!

Freemanan:
Where are the NAIRALAND Feminists?

Bro na only for our head (nairaland boys) na eim dem get power for oo, so I will advice you quit waiting for them unless you're among the crowds that believe PMB will deliver on his campaign promises!!

All these celebs self, na to just dey use serious matter play kon!