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Jolllyjoy:
Who is mrcork?

I was about to ask you...

So nah yansh Unilag student dey take do thanksgiving?

Please someone put me up to speed on all the personal awards giving to the Eg:best player of the tournament etc..
Thanks

Well I don't have a girlfriend, I even find it difficult to cry, which makes me to sometime envy the ladies..

ginawest:
yes it's normal to cry

E no normal oo..

Jolllyjoy:
I havent had sexx for the past one year yet am like every other gurl,living fine,no abnormal pain or whatever.



I dnt think absence of sexx is the cause.

If no be say our bingo chop my hat! I for duff ham for you!

Sexologist:
It's possible.....

^^ coming From a guy with this your moniker, I doubt you!

Rainess:
A relationship where you only see each other twice a year or so. Do you think a handsome guy can really abstain for 6 months at a time?

Babe we already have a Long dick so we can't endure any other "long" thing again Eg: long distance relationship!

As for me na to break up with her oo.. Op that's my own opinion oo..

nobilis:
Tell her you don't like how she cries over little things.
Let her know that scolding her or correcting her doesn't mean u hate her or u will stop loving her.

And she will just break down and cry!

quiinnBee:
lol , later you wake up to the harsh reality

Hahahahhahaa! But at least you felt good in the dream..

To me, this is the best way for any man to celebrate!

Rubbish!

Destined2win:
Nigerians always representing!

on all side...

quiinnBee:
wonder when nigeria would be this advanced

Easy.. Just dream of it whenever you sleep and I promise you will wake up feeling damn happy!

Oliviaarims:
Surely, the heavens won't fall down. No vacancy, unfortunately.

Okay make I kuku drop my Cv here, abi that's not allowed also..

Oliviaarims:
Surely, the heavens won't fall down. No vacancy, unfortunately.

Okay make I kuku drop my Cv here, abi that's not allowed also..

Nice.. But why Ramsey Noah get that pot belly!

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. Of course, not. Was only pointing out the fallacy in his assumption.

So should I apply? Heaven won't fall if I should have a tall babe you know?

pinceprinz:
looooool. You're right, maybe that's why they prefer Him long to complement their being pygmies.

Abegi jor! Make them carry their 6ft go park well jor.

Watin dey pain me with this girls be say, once it comes to height they can't even favourably well with my toothbrush! Yet them go want 6ft guys!

Damn!

Na wah oo..

Adeboyefa:
There are even shorter ladies in Nigeria. My chin is 5 ft high and I know many ladies who are shorter than my shoulders. Don't discourage the Op.
Have you been to Yoruba and Igbo lands within the last ten years? Parents are giving their daughters more protein foods to make them tall enough for beauty contests these days and you know most Nigerian beauty queens are from Southern Nigeria since religion inhibits Northern ladies. I am Yoruba and 5'9.

Hahahahhaha... Okay oo, I don notice you.

Fulaboy:
Nah nah nah! not at all is just the "yam bow leg" part that cracked me up

Hahahahhaha! That Op no well,

Oliviaarims:
I'm well over 5ft. My younger sis is even taller than I am.. Plus I see tall girls everyday.

So, should I recommend you to the Op?

Fulaboy:

Your head don dey big nau bah? Cause the op hail your tribe?

Nice story short and accurate, no explicit/semi porn in the story..

Beno3:
Lol...... Guy, you no go kill me.

Abeg no die oo.. I don't want to be charged with murder...

tunde1200:
Lol you be basket mouth guy.

Nope, just stating the obvious!

noblegrex:
mad man ahahahahahah! You got me rolling.where on earth did you hear that from. Haba! How does hugging a flat chest lady can cause a chest pain.abeg I no fit laugh o. Well, she can't understand because she's a 'SHE' well, my own turn ons is round or curved moderate as,tall chocholate skined girl(like genie) or just a little light skined lady,hilarious + god fearing etc. Turn offs;body odour out side and inside,rude,jealousy,stingy,dull.

Na NairaLand I see nau....
Your preference are ok though..

PunterTim:
Chai!

What's it?! Abi you see ghost?