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Bbsharon:
I just did dear.

Make I rush go read ham..

anonym0us:
Fulani girls are tall not like igbo girls and Yoruba girls wey short with legendary bow yam legs

And you expect the fulani man to give you him daughter? When sanusi, dangote and the rest never die?

anonym0us:
*grab mic from wkkwl* this is a counter thread of >> https://www.nairaland.com/2793093/ladies-what-turn-turn-offs >> so guys over to you ...


as for me
Turn on
1. Smart
2.dark skin
3.5ft (no be only girls dey select hight)
4.must have Bobby
5.flat tummy
Turn off
1. Big stomach (Michelle)
2.fair girls
3.short girls with yam legs
4.girls without eye brows
5.flat ass girls

*drops mic*

Op you seriously looking for 5ft tall ladies,for with country? Hope its not in Naija, I will advice you go to Australia!
*To the Topic*
Well my own turn on's are......... I think I will Keep it to my self, cause Truth be told I don't have a turn on!
And my turnoff's are-poor communication skills (am not talking of grammars oo,), bad home bringing, if you no sabi cook before I type this thing finish, better park dey go your mama house! Don't expect me to say dirty girls(I mean who like dirty girls the person na pig?)

onyee25:
as if having those will take me to heaven...facts is i dont care.i have people who cherish me the way i am

Truth be told big boobs and as$ won't take me to heaven but it will sure bring heaven to earth if you know what I mean... For christ sake nobody likes/wants to be sick! Abi you never hear say hugging a girl with flat chest dey cause chest pain?

You go fear counter thread..

dfrost:
One word for you: courageous. A Nigerian with this attitude is rare. Keep your head up and the sky will be your starting point. What discipline do you intend studying? I'm really humbled by your attitude.

@op think of the pain you will cause your loved ones and how your dad will be hurt by your decisions. Send me a pm with your contact details

Hahahha, I applied for theatre and films on my first 2sitings and law on the third one.. E go better..

I can bet my left balls that the person on That pics is Don jazzy! And He was photoshoped!!!!
How papa go pose like that! Abegi don baba this your charm no catch me today. NEXT!!!!!!!

Can someone help me tell the Op, that 99.9% of guys don't date Olumba Olumba girls!

donholy28:
Op so u mean that there's no good stuff about Yoruba boys?

The Op still dey search, if he find one, I will personally alert you!

Mehn!! See how all of them don boycott this thread!!

MISSNORA:
Cute atleast beta dan dah Lindas sis

Sister mu, make we no deceive our selves jor, we all know say the both of them (linda sister and belle sister) no follow at all! Abi na because both of the "yellow"!?

Today that yeye love go see road!

Football we go hide age, School we go hide age, Work we go hide age, Even marriage we go still hide age! Abeg what's so special about this age deduction? Well I won't be shocked if, her pikin na 25 years while she be 23!! Arrant Nonsense!!!!

I bounce you as a friend once I no approve your relationship cause I no ready to settle dirty dirty quarrel!!!
Op you better switch of your phone oo..

AmNotADullard:
I am opened to answer any question

Am 22 years(turning 23 by February 2016) old,I spent 4 years in senior secondary school(two years each on both science and art), I wrote WAEC twice had C's on the first siting which was on science subject and B's on second sitting on Art subject.. I have written jamb thrice and I had 230(2013),247(2014),and 293(2015) aspiring for UNN and yet I haven't gotten admission.... Here you are at 22 and you're in 200level, So bro,between you and me who need help? Guy you need no ones advice except yours...

Bbsharon:
Thanks.

Babe hope you go continue?
If not just tell me make I waka! Cause I no too dey like place wey people dey quarrel, if care is not taken, I go join them..

kozmokaz:
. add Mouau vc fr dat punishment list abg

My brother create your own list abeg, I want make the voltage of thunder way go fire UNN Vc make e strog well well! Thanks for your understanding..

bronzegoddess:
Na ur achievement be dat?

Did I say so..?

MISSCONGENIALITY:
u still can. Maybe u should chose another course.

Babe na naija we dey oo. You are suppose to know that we don't have job for most of the courses we sturdy in the university.. Now tell me what, what do you do as a psychology/philosophy graduate?
if you not cool with responding to my question, I sent you PM..

kozmokaz:
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no cry much bro...

just visit Michael okpara uni


34 ..30 ..32 got admitted while 60 ... 55 ... 50 still dey house ...and dey get mouth to ask fr 70k bfr givin us admission ... saying admission NA only fr d " sharp " once ..!!

bro reason am nah ...em fair?

Naija which way!!

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Hahahahaha. Next time once putme results comes out and u see that u are not upto the specified cut of mark, go for and buy change of course form instead of staying at home cos nobody will ask u when u got admission when u start looking for work. They will not mind asking a fresh graduate if he/she has 8years job experience.

I no sure whether I go apply for Unn again oo, but Thanks though...

bronzegoddess:
Nope, and I'm too lazy to use gOogle

I know you might have google it by now, but for the benefit of those who won't do so, the full meaning of TOEFL is Test of English as a foreign language...
Next if you no ready to fight no start ham cause nairaland boys cause we fit murder your career with insult, and trust me when I tell you am not excluded in that caucus!

Mrbigman1:
When I got into awka 2008, I knew of only one list. A merit list.

Under egboka's watch, we had people being admitted even after first semester examination.

Bros leave that thing UniZik still dey pure pass UNN!

MISSCONGENIALITY:
That's Nigeria for u. The more u look, the more u discover that u are blind.U should have changed ur course. I didn't get law too during my time and I bought change of course form. Though it was my first jamb didn't just want to sit at home waiting for law, the cousre is just over hyped. Went in to study Philosophy and Psychology, and now a can still study law if I want because I'm through.
I got 268 while the cut off mark was 272 but I found out that people who got 240 still got law that same year. Didn't feel bad cos I finally fell in love with Phil/psy.

God go punish UNN Vc!!

Make I kindly dey wait for the Op with this bottle way I go use break him head!

Mrbigman1:
Unizik should be top of the list.

Prof Eboka and his cohort should be dragged in d balls biko.

They ridiculed that school

Bros Unizik na learner in corruption once it comes head to head with UNN! Imagine putting the cut off for admission at 297 average and I had people who got below 250 average admitted into law while me that got 288 average is still siting at home!

StunningCEO:
Ode.....mynd44....

Why you dey call ham? Na him dey help you hold your dick when you wan piss?

agarawu23:
[size=23pt]say NO to Biafra [/size]

Go say that to ghost!

robosky02:
OK YOU USE IPAD abi
or is it BIM

You go die of hate...

Please all Igbo come and say your mind on the ban of Biafra if..
1) All thread opened To insult biafra(the igbos) should also be closed and the poster banned.
2) And the mod(Mynd44) in charge of taking down Biafra thread be changed cause we the #Proudly 5% perceive him as being biased..
This are the few point I have for now, we'll peacefully accept the ban...
The mod might feel that most of the things I highlighted are unreasonable, But will you please leave the thread and let other people who are more "reasonable" than me list their own point?
Thanks..