₦airaland Forum

That trick is as old as NYSC itself.
Tricksters will offer to find you a job in shell as if them dey forbid to work there!

When I see people with this apron am always reminded of a friend who was asked in an interview at Chosen Secondary School:
Inteviewer: "Are you a CHOSEN?"

My Friend:we all have been chosen by Christ

Interviewer: Do you worship with Chosen Church?

My Friend: No Sir ,God has chosen me in Celestial church of Christ

Interviewer: You can't work here if you are not a CHOSEN!

Schwartz:
So just because of some negative comments you got here you're beginning to think you made a mistake in marrying your wife? Uh?! Why would you even come to nairaland to seek advice in your marriage? Those commenting here, you think theirs is perfect abi? Many are little kids here and you have read comments from all sorts and you started regreting. Will your wife remain a student forever? Do you know what tomorrow holds? What if she becomes the bread winner one day?
Mr. Man sit your wife down and talk to her. Tell her your feelings. Communicate and resolve things amicably.

God bless you Sir!

OP resolve your issues in amicable manner.Tell her your expectations from her and carry her along in all you do.
Earn her respect don't buy .Above all don't listen to advice of boys who cannot keep one girl for a month.

Benekruku:
Why Uyo?


Cant he bring it to the West or any state that has close proximity to Lagos. He is just running away from the real market.

It is part of the amnesty programme bros!
Is Japan close to Lagos or the West?

King Solomon was known for wisdom in the Bible.
This one is not wise at all.Maybe eating prison beans will make him wiser.

Nice.Eku a bo Sir!

Nice!

Violence is not everything.
Just yesterday FUTMINNA and today FUTA
Pls lets engage in Jaw-Jaw and not War-War.
It takes less to destroy but more to rebuild.
#Thefutureisnow

jiinxed:
Igbo girl. Why am I not surprised?

Umana is an Ibibio girl from Akwa Ibom state.

Watching!

8.You are responsibile for your security,water,road and power.
Make efforts to see that you have these things by setting aside some amount every month for these necessities.Sometimes it may have to be through communal efforts.

7.All politicians have one thing in common:SELFISHNESS
They are never to be trusted because they are not magicians moreso many of them will never keep to their words once they are elected

5.Partying is necessary but not compulsory
I learnt to reject aso-ebi and stab parties and also celebrated mine with few families and well wishers.

4.Patience
I learnt to be patient and honest with determination despite pressure to have instant gratification and this virtue gave me a new and higher appointment.

3.Cut down on luxuries not neccesities to reduce expenses
I had to buy washing machine and clipper to reduce weekly contributions to drycleaner and barber for shaving.As petty as this sounds the change could be used for something meaningful.

2.Learn to use alternatives
As price of goods and commodities skyrocked to a record high of 92% due to recession I learnt to buy products that have same quality but differnt brand names so as live within my means.

The year 2016 was a very great one for me despite the recession.
I learnt valuable life lessons that I will like to share.
1.Dont budget nor plan on funds you dont have at hand.
The case of the federal government looking for where to borrow money from to fund the budget proposal taught me how not to depend on money not gotten.Plan with money at hand except you are sure of the expected funds.

This story reminds me of a neighbour whose mother vehemently denied that her son was the father of a child as claimed by a lady. She kept denying and supporting her son and calling the lady all kinds of unprintable names.
The summary of the story is when the mum saw the child he told the boy "Olu, o le ma paro omo e le leyi!"
meaning Olu,you cannot lie this is your son!
So bros,blood no dey lie na your daughter be this one!

sankky:
Which of the Gods? Is it Allah, the God that he worships or the Christian God which he doesn't believe in?
And if I dare ask, WHICH GREAT COUNTRY WAS BUILT WITH PRAYERS AND FAITH INSTEAD OF VISIONARY LEADERSHIP AND HARD WORK?

America:In God we trust!

Do the Mathematics
#250 each for year 1 and 2
#25,000 each for year 3 and 4
proudly LASUITE!

Garrithe1st:
Pls allow this man to recover from the resounding defeat he suffered in 2015. Buhari is going no where till 2023 when he'd have set Nigeria on the path of greatness, prosperity and growth.

DREAMER!

mylove4God:
It won't be easy for men to abstain from sex oo no matter the advantages

I bet with self-control men can!

kayo80:
http://outoftheordinary101..com.ng/2016/07/7-advantages-of-abstinence-for-men.html#more

very Incisive!

okasebe:
Please how much is the scratch card for checking of results? Thanks

#500 at any WAEC ofice nationwide.

The Governor gave the official figure of dead as 26.
Conflicting reports everywhere.
We bless God that the gates of hell can never prevail against the church of God.

Yak emem Abasi adu ye mbufo!

ylaa:
Oh iyami, Abasi mbok Yak ukpong mmo edu ke emem. Mbok Abasi ku Yak Mkpo ntem atipe aba Mbok Abasi.

Ibibio learner!

Who the meeting epp?