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Hope the Cucumber episode wont be repeated

Blackivy27:
Not bad.

what of the innocent/naive type?

The list is inexhaustible.There are actually borderlines.Don't you think so?

Unstable or Downright Crazy

This woman is an emotional train wreck, totally irrational
and looking to drag you down with her. You never know what her reaction will be, and you’re
always walking on eggshells. She’s capable of anything, and you’re afraid for your safety.

The Gold-digger/Super-ambitious

She wants money, as much as she can get. She’s
not necessarily going to work to acquire it, either. This type is preoccupied with material
possessions. She is either looking for a sugar daddy, or another method of easily obtaining
wealth and power.

Unable to Commit – The Female Player

This woman has all the dating techniques
down, and she uses Challenge to her benefit. She may not be ready for a relationship or
monogamous dating, or she may just be unsure of her own intentions or goals. Sometimes this
woman just likes the attention and validation she gets from having as many guys as she can
get.

Violent and Abusive

She starts out moderate, with an occasional teasing insult, but
she escalates rapidly. She is only feeling loved if she is in the center of a Tasmanian-Devil
whirlwind, drama on the level of Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. She’ll do whatever it takes
to get you angry enough to react and fuel the fire. Love isn’t love until it hurts.

The Flake/The Sketch

This woman is totally incapable of follow-through. She will make
plans with the best intentions, but your ability to actually hook up with her is next to zero. She
even comes across with sincerity, making you think she’ll follow through this time, but let’s you
down. She never delivers.

[b]The Thrill-Seeker

She wants to experience all the highs life has to offer. She’ll take you
along on her reckless adventures, which often flirt with wildness you don’t need. She only wants
to be around you when it’s fun.

The Bitch/Nag

You see this trait by the bushel. She manipulates her men through a
constant stream of verbal assaults. She’s one of the trickier ones to handle since she’ll often
have a sweet side that she uses to keep you interested. You’ll sometimes think: Well, it’s not
that bad. She’s often very unpleasant and impossible to please.

The Control Freak/Man-master

This type is a more dominant form of the Bitch/Nag.
She wants to have you completely under her thumb, and isn’t shy about letting you and
everyone else know.

The Me-monkey

This woman is truly in love with herself and believes that all men
should worship her. If you don’t worship her, she will be challenged, but only until she realizes
you won’t give her what she wants – blood sacrifices or a temple erected to her. Once that
realization hits her, you’re out.

Emotional Leech/Clingy-Needy Chick

This girl is sweet as peach cobbler, and you think you’ve met a woman you can finally bond with at the cellular level. She seems to want to
jump in and not “play games.” You start out spending the first few weeks together, 24 hours a
day/7 days per week. You’re in sexual rapture, and it seems this girl is totally on your level. You
drop all your structure, defenses, and strategies and let her into your heart, your apartment, and
your world. Then, you start to feel a bit smothered. The air is tight, and you need a little space.
You suggest you both spend a day apart so you can get some chores done, but she’s wrapped
around you so tight you feel like Oprah in a wet suit. Your panic starts to hint at what’s to come.
This is often described as the “addictive” personality

The Baby

This gal is unbelievably immature. While she has a freshness and vitality
about her, she acts like a spoiled brat much of the time, and her moments of lucidity are few and
far in between. It’s easy to be enamored of her playful behavior – at first.

Courtesy The Dating Black Book

tyup:
This guy must be very good at Football

But where's the head don't tell me those sect of people have mine the head so quick and fast

You are trying to make Stupidity Fashionable

na this kind thing I want dey see

Is House of Assembly same as House of Reps?
What do I know Sef?

I just confirmed that most Nigerian celebrities ASSet is their unclad.

Https://nairametrics.com/2019/05/06/beware-of-the-latest-ponzi-scheme-in-town-called-loom-money-niigeria

Loom Money Africa
Some Nigerians are ever so eager (if not desperate) to make money, regardless of whether it is through legal means or illegal means. This explains why quite a number of them fall prey to ponzi schemes.
Following the launch of the latest ponzi scheme in town called Loom Money Nigeria, many have thrown caution to the wind as they rush to partake, forgetting the recent drama and bitterness that accompanied the collapse of MMM.

What is Loom Money Nigeria? Loom Money Nigeria is the latest ponzi scheme in the country. Nairametrics understands that it is a peer-to-peer pyramid scheme that follows the same pattern as the now collapsed MMM.
How Loom Functions: The ‘Loom’ sits in a circle and every time a new person is recruited, others are pushed closer to the centre of the circle where they’re promised a payout.
There are four main levels in Loom which are: Purple, Blue, Orange, and Red. Immediately, eight persons joined the programme, the person in Red (centre) qualifies to get his target amount and and can leave. Afterwards, the Loom will split into top half and bottom half as the circle begins again.
Basically, the higher number of people you add to the Loom, the quicker the movement for you to withdraw your initial investment.
However, if people are unable to find investors and move closer to the centre of the circle, the last people to invest lose their money.
Below are the step-by-step procedures of Loom Money;
You are invited/lured to join by either friends, relatives, colleagues, etc.
You are then asked to invest either N1,000 or N13,000, with promises that you will earn eight times the initial amount when your circle is complete.
After “investing”, you are then required to invite more people.
You must be aware of the four steps earlier mentioned.
The more people you add, the sooner you get to “cash out”.
Is Loom real? While people who are into this Ponzi scheme have proofs to show as evidence of payments to lure new people into this platform, it is pertinent to note that Loom Money Nigeria is not a sustainable investment, neither is it legal.
The Impending Doom: Practically, you pay to get involved in a Ponzi scheme. Loom Money Nigeria relies on “you” to recruit other people to join up and to part with their money just as you did.
In order for everyone in the scheme to make profits, the supply of new members is expected to be unending. Each Whatsapp group or other social media platforms is expected to be growing with new members to make the kind of money Loom Money Nigeria is promising.
Therefore, should some members fail to keep up with the commitments expected of them to get their expected returns, the amount of money coming into the scheme will ultimately dry up; causing people to lose their initial investments just as it was the case with MMM.
The Tragedy: Loom Money Nigeria is dangerous and the end result is expected to be tragic. This is because by inviting your friends and family members to join the platform in order for you to cash out, you are basically scamming them.
Essentially, you’re scamming your family and friends because it is your immediate circle that you are the Ponzi scheme onto — it’s basically like transferring money around to different people until the people at the bottom of the get eventually gets screwed.
Quick Reminders: A Ponzi scheme is a form of fraud that lures investors and pays profits to earlier investors with funds from more recent investors. Ponzi schemes typically deceives victims into believing that profits are coming from product sales or other means, as they remain unaware that other investors are the source of funds.
According to the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), despite the harsh economic climate, Nigerians, as at December 2016, threw about N12 billion away to Ponzi schemes such as the popular but now defunct MMM.

Out of the millions these Lawmakers get for Constituency Projects only few of them actually use it to benefit their constituents by providing scholarships and building infrastructure that have direct impact on the lives of the people.
Some build toilets as if poopoing is the problem of their people while others share Indomie,frying pan,kettles and stove as empowerment project.
Most of our Representatives are representing their families who live abroad rather the people in the rural communities.

What awa come do?

unclothedness is now celebrated.Indomie generation!

Nice.May we be there for our children on their day of joy.Amen!

Make una arrest all the mai nama around

Both are still pained by what happened before the arranged open primaries.

RIP

Cry Cry Governor!

Saturday will tell.Kanawa know who they want.

Yes,we must bring back Constituted Authority!

[quote author=WiLdFLame post=76708048]Chai...Atiku don suffer

He singlehandedly brought about the coalition that sent PDP packing when they went over board..and when the coalition was too overbearing Tinubu was the only single most powerful politician backing Buhari against all odds Alas Atiku was beaten blue black
Tinubu the great political strategist, you are an inspiration to millions of silent youths and come 2023 will shall all rise to vote you as number one citizen..I’m sure and I believe only you understand and know the perfect arts of governance..your political sons and daughters are deliverer..don’t die now please..Yoruba needs you Naija needs you

Wake up from your slumber.Tinubu will never rule Nigeria

Nairaland is promoting sex and sensuality big time

Your seat has been ceded to Obanikoro's son as compensation to his father for returning to the fold.But I wish the elites of Lekki will leave their comfortable houses to queue in the sun to vote for you tomorrow.I WISH

SUCCESS HAS MANY FRIENDS!

EL-Rufai,the ACCIDENTAL GOVERNOR.CHANGE THE CHANGER!

Nice write up!But you didn't write about snakes,pants or Bobrisky,so,it might not go any where.

This question is reserved for all Nigerian Presidents who have failed to meet expectations of the electorate.Jonathan was most hated but he never termed it hate speech neither was anyone incarcerated for calling him unprintable names.What goes around comes around.

INEC transparency is commendable.Prof Mahmood is working hard as an umbiased umpire.Kudos to Him!

One of the reasons boys are going into rituals.Hero and wealth worship!