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Game of Thrones has never been precious about killing off beloved characters, but one death on last Sunday's episode "The Queen's Justice" really hurt—Olenna Tyrell, née Redwyne, aka the Queen of Thorns. She brought an incomparable level of sass to every scene she was in and struck fear in the hearts of King's Landing's greatest wordsmiths. She was like a Westerosi Dowager Countess: Never wrong and not totally clear. To memorialize Olenna, here's a list of her best quips ever. R.I.P., you salty old dame. You will be missed.

1. I want her to know it was me. This is one of the greatest mic drops in Game of Thrones history, if not the greatest. Olenna hates Cersei so much that she used her last words just to rub it in that she killed her son. Olenna Tyrell is goals (minus the murder, but honestly Joffrey had it coming).

2. I wonder if you’re the worst person I’ve ever met. At a certain age it’s hard to recall, but the truly vile do stand out through the years. To Cersei. Who else?

3. Are you here to seduce me? Oh no, please seduce away. It’s been so long. Though I rather think it’s all for naught. What happens when the nonexistent bumps against the decrepit? Only a master can insult herself and still make the other person feel worse.

4. Not now, Mace. Lord Tywin and I are speaking. To her own son.

5. My dear, you have been stripped of your dignity and authority, publicly shamed, and confined to the Red Keep. What’s left to work with? Nothing like kicking your enemy when she's down.

6. What is your name again? Barbaro? Obara really should have changed it.

7. Do shut up, dear. All-purpose, really.

8. Anything from you? No? Good. Let the grown women speak.

9. You can smell the shit from five miles away. On King's Landing.

10. I was told you were drunk, impertinent and thoroughly debauched. You can imagine my disappointment at finding nothing but a browbeaten bookkeeper. Such a good read that even Tyrion, Master of Insults, was incapable of a comeback.

11. A sword swallower through and through. On her own grandson.

12. The lords of Westeros are sheep. Are you a sheep? No. You’re a dragon. Be a dragon.

13. What veil? This is how Olenna responds when someone accuses her of making a "veiled" threat, and you should start using it in your everyday life.

14. Put the pen down dear, we both know you’re not writing anything. Do you need some ice for that burn, Cersei? Because you could definitely get some up North.

15. The cheese will be served when I want it served, and I want it served now. Words to live by.

16. He really was a c*nt, wasn’t he?[/b]On Joffrey.

[b]17. Get some rest, dear. You look appalling. To her own granddaughter.

18. I’ve known a great many clever men. I’ve outlived them all. You know why? I ignored them.

The lords of Westeros are sheep. Are you a sheep? No. You’re a dragon. Be a dragon. Thank God she listened to Ollena advise. I was tired of Dwarf peaceful advise, really wanted to see some dragon action. R.I.P - Olenna Tyrell, née Redwyne, aka the Queen of Thorns. will really miss her savage quotes. I will drop some of her quotes later.

(Missed out on this week's episode? Catch up with [my recap .)

Jaime Lannister and Bronn gather their riches.
After sacking Highgarden, Jaime Lannister and Bronn see their troops carry out wagons of gold to King's Landing. This is just what they need to pay off the Lannister's debts to the Iron Bank. Jaime is noticeably upset, but he won't tell Bronn why. (Maybe because he just found out who murdered his son? Just a thought.) Bronn also pushes for a higher reward. Jaime gave him a bag of gold, but that's not enough; he wants a castle. Jaime promises him that when they win the war, any castle in the Seven Kingdoms could be his.
Meanwhile in King's Landing, Tycho Nestoris tells Cersei the Iron Bank could invest in her conquest of the Seven Kingdoms—if she pays her debt in full.

Littlefinger gives Bran his knife.
Petyr Baelish meets Bran in his room and gives him his Valyrian steel dagger, the one that was supposed to kill him back in Season 1. Littlefinger gives the youngest surviving Stark some BS about feeling responsible and needing to "protect" Catelyn's children—but what are is actual intentions? When Bran asks him who owns the dagger, Littlefinger lies and says he doesn't know. Great protecting skills.
Midway through their conversation, Bran cuts Littlefinger off with a vague saying: “Chaos is a ladder.” Okay, Bran.
Update: Bran finally has a wheelchair. It only took seven seasons.
Meera Reed leaves, and we learn Bran is terrible with goodbyes.
Meera, who's been traveling with Bran since he went beyond the wall, announces that she's going home so she can be with her family when Winter comes. All Bran has to say is a stiff "Thank you." Meera is offended. Her brother, Hodor, and Summer (Bran's direwolf) all died for him, and this is all he can say in return? But Bran he tells her that he’s not really “Bran” anymore, now that he’s becoming the Three Eyed Raven more and more. “You died in that cave,” Meera tells him. It appears he did.

Arya and Sansa reunite.
Arya Stark finally makes it to the gates of Winterfell, but the guards don't believe she's who she says she is, telling her to f*ck off. She finally convinces them to let her in, and they make her sit in the courtyard. Arya takes a moment to look around at her home. She hasn’t been there in so long, she doesn’t even know that Ser Roderick or Maester Luwin are gone. Arya sneaks off, but when Sansa arrives, she knows where to find her sister: in the crypts, in front of their father's tombstone. Their reunion is rewarding to watch, but it's also a bit awkward at times—they have so much to catch up on. They're making comments like "our stories aren't over yet," which makes me nervous for their fates.
Sansa tells Arya the way she got home was not pleasant. Arya tells her about her kill list, and Sansa laughs because she has NO IDEA that her baby sister is a trained assassin now. When Sansa tells Arya Bran’s home too, her face falls. She knows it’s not good news.

Stark family reunion!
They find Bran in the godswood, and Arya gives him a hug. He tells her that he saw her at the crossroads, and that he knows Cersei is on her list, even though she hasn't told him any of those things. (Sansa explains he has visions now.) He takes out Littlefinger's dagger and Sansa warns that Littlefinger wouldn't give him anything freely if he didn't want him in return. Bran gives the weapon to Arya; it's more useful to her now anyway. Could that theory about her using Littlefinger’s dagger be true?
It's so heartwarming to see Arya, Sansa, and Bran together as a family. But we should enjoy it while it lasts. (This is Game of Thrones, after all.) “Catelyn Stark would be proud,” Pod says as he watches the siblings walk across the way. Meanwhile Littlefinger looks creepily from the balcony of Winterfell.

Daenerys agrees to fight for Jon and The North—under one condition.
Daenerys goes with Jon into the cave where the dragonglass is. There’s so much of it lining the caves, but there’s something else Jon wants to show her. They reach one inlet of the cave where the walls are covered with ancient carvings made by The Children of the Forest, depicting them with mankind fighting together against the White Walkers. Jon uses it as the perfect platform for Daenerys to join his cause. This is his proof that the White Walkers are real and always have been. Dany finally agrees.
“I will fight for you. I will fight for the North,” Daenerys tells him. But there’s a catch: “When you bend the knee.” Jon still hesitates. How will his Northern subjects react to a southern leader? But Daenerys insists that if he shows his fealty, his followers will too. “Isn’t their survival more important than your pride?” she asks. Burn.
Side note: Before entering the cave, Daenerys and Missandei have a little bit of girl talk about Grey Worm while approaching Jon at the beach. Missandei tells her queen that “many things” happened between her and the Unsullied warrior before he left
Jon advises Daenerys to not go dragon crazy on Westeros.
When they leave the cave, Tyrion and Varys inform Daeenrys that they conquered Casterly Rock, but they lost Highgarden and Lady Olenna. Khaleesi realizes how much at a disadvantage she is. She's lost Dorne, the Iron Islands, and now The Reach. Convinced Tyrion is just making up fake plans to protect his siblings, Dany threatens to take her dragons and fly to the Red Keep herself. But she takes a moment and asks Jon what to do.
He reminds her that her followers have seen her make the impossible happen, but burning down cities with her dragons makes her no different from her ill-tempered ancestors.

Arya schools Brienne in a sword fight.
Arya walks in on Brienne's daily training with Podrick in the Winterfell courtyard. She tells her she wants Brienne to train her, because she was able to defeat the Hound. (He's on her kill list.) They fight, and Arya shows her stuff—she whips quickly back and forth, she even dodges Brienne's swings with Needle behind her back , and there are even a few flips here and there. It's so nice to see her wield a sword in a scene that doesn't end in death for once. Finally Arya wins, holding the dagger right below Brienne's chin.
"Who taught you how to do that?" Brienne asks her. "No one," Arya answers. Well, she's not lying .
Meanwhile, Sansa looks down on the sparring and appears freaked out over what her little sister has become. She's never seen her fight before. After she leaves, Littlefinger and Arya exchange a weird glance.

Davos thinks Jon has a crush on Daenerys.
Davos plays buddy to Jon Snow and asks him what he thinks of Daenerys. When he says he thinks she has a good heart, he quips, “I noticed you staring at her good heart.” Oh Davos, you jokester. Jon brushes it off ("I don't have time for that" before they run into Missandei. The advisor to Khaleesi explains that in her hometown of Naath, there is no marriage and hence, no concept of bastards. She tells them Daenerys freed her from slavery, but Davos challenges her—doesn't she still work for Daenerys now? But Missandei assures him that Dany is the queen she (and all her followers) chose. They see a Greyjoy ship approach from the distance.
Jon Snow and Theon Greyjoy reunite, but it isn't all happy.
Jon is there to receive Theon when he lands on the Dragonstone shore. This is their first time seeing each other since Season 1, and Jon is not happy. They grew up together (Theon was Ned's ward) and Greyjoy betrayed the Stark family. Theon asks how Sansa is, but Jon grabs him by the collar. “What you did for her is the only reason I’m not killing you,” he says, alluding to how Theon helped her escape Ramsay in Winterfell. Theon says he wants to ask Dany to help him get Yara back from Euron, but Jon tells him she’s gone.

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ymimiz:
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Clash of Clans... Am on it 24/7, have infected all my colleagues in office wit dis game.
That moment wen u get notification.. "Your troops are ready for battle"

Nostradamus:
honestly I do wonder who is richer between NBA basketball stars and European football stars?

It depends on individual, some NBA players re fvckn rich. But generally I think football is richer

Timbuktu14:
Ghost looked all shocked! Cos Teresi said 'yea, you can say something like that'.

I think they aren't playing around. Teresi is Tommy's dad.

I do hope so. Let's jst wait for nxt episode. I hope it won't be a shocker.

NNAMDIII:
omo na teresi be tommy papa oo

I once tot so to but Am not sure after watching E5. The producers re playing wit viewers mind, dey want us to think so. When Ghost was leaving the prison, e asked Teresi if e knws Egan dad (y will ghost jst guess that)? Cux they knw that's wat we re thinking. The producers aren't dumb to allow us predict the movie easily. They wil give us a shocker soon. I jst love the suspense.

ademasta:
Alryt, tnx

No p

Power rocks! I think d producers wants to turn our attention to Tommy.. The Ghost family will go low for a while, while they unfold who Tommy really is. jst can't wait.

Goandie:
I dont think so that he will be out of jail next episode.
Coz angela still get double mind about d whole iss nd dem don giv him lawyer red card of which him nd that oda lawyer no like dem self at all

I told u Ghost will be out...lol.

Fessy09:
no doubt the PENTAGON is amongst one of the top secured locations buh keep in mind that the PENTAGON may be accessible to the PUBLIC, via tours, invitations, events, interviews, etc. Area 51 is a High Secured-via Electronic/Physical/Sat Methods- A US Government Air Base Facility, NOT open to the Public, with STK (shoot to kill) standing orders for ANYONE trespassing it’s obvious Marked boundaries. Most staff and workers are flown in Daily from Vegas.

I get ur point Op, but the word heavily guarded [/b]in your topic qualified Pentagon to be in the list. There re difference btw [b]heavily guarded , Secured and Classified locations.
The Pentagon is an heavily guarded location.
The White House is a Secured location.
While Area 51, is heavily guarded, secured nd classified location, hence it has shoot to kill order for trespassers. Irrespective of ur aforementioned point for pentagon, it deserves to be on d list. Terrorists will rather attempt to attack White house than the Pentagon. Zero Tolerance in d Pentagon, A US senator cannot misbehave there.

The Senate therefore, expunged the National Unity and Peace Corps from the newly harmonised version of the Bill. Also in the harmonised version of the bill, the head of the Peace Corps shall be referred to as the National Commandant, with 6 Deputy National Commandants representing the 6 geopolitical zones of the country.. Whats the meaning of this statement?

Na wa! And am looking for 100k. Football, the only legit blood money I know.

Barcelona and Brazilian soccer star, Neymar, who's currently being linked with a move to Paris Saint-Germain in a £195million deal that would see him become the most expensive player in football, took his latest spending spree to another level by splashing £14,000 on Nike trainers.
The 25-year-old footballer was featured in the Complex magazine's Sneaker Shopping series today, where he spoke about his career, his love of fashion and most importantly his strong likeness for limited edition sneakers.
The Brazil international who has his own brand of trainers, the Air Jordan V 'Neymar', with Nike and NBA legend Michael Jordan, also spoke about the former basketballer who he described as an 'incredible' man after meeting him.
After finishing his interview, Neymar took the time to browse the world-famous Flight Club shoe shop in Los Angeles before splashing a whopping £14,242 bill on Nike trainers.
Neymar's substantial bill was a new record for the Sneaker Shopping series.
See more photos below..

Op, have you heard of the Pentagon (Defense Hqtrs of USA), Fort Knox, Vatican Secret Archives Go make ur findings nd return to rewrite ur thread

Op wen u stopped masturbation, did u stop straffing those babes also?

navzla:
True write up! op
You are true especially with #14.
I'm so confused when ever a girl ask me if am dating,.I will be like OmG should I tell her that ain't dating nobody,.but c,Mon how will it sound?Most @ times i result de discussion to a Chang of topic or I just use excuse to walkout of de place. So dat question for sure na jamb qutn.

Lolz

MrWondah:
Never been asked any before

Lucky you

thesicilian:
Hahaha. That We need to talk part is the scariest one like you say. For me it's time to look escape through the nearest exit...

Lolz.. I tell u. No guy wants to hear that from their spouse

As we all know perfectly well, men and women are very different. Thus, seemingly innocuous stuff a girl might say is often sufficient to blow a guy’s mind — even if the male half of humanity is reluctant to admit this.
Below re top 15 phrases that every woman should treat with extra caution while talking to her boyfriend or husband!


#15. I'm Alright
In most cases, when a woman says "I’m all right," she really implies that she is anything but. However, men don’t always manage to interpret the situation correctly, which can lead to further stress. If you feel truly miserable, just say so right away. Sincerity will prove much more beneficial to your relationship.


#14. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
There might be many different answers to this question, or there might be no answer at all. In any case, it gets asked most often by the very same person who is the actual reason for the guy’s lack of a love life. So if you question a male acquaintance or a colleague on this subject, be prepared to hear "Because you don’t want to date me!" in return.


#13. Am I getting fat?
You can ask this question to a female friend or to your mother but not to your boyfriend or spouse. It is highly unlikely that any man will give you an honest reply. In a situation like this, a guy is bound to think that you are asking for a compliment — and that’s precisely what you’ll get from him, regardless of your figure’s true dimensions.


#12. Give that to me, I'll do it myself
Quite possibly, you had no intention of offending your partner. It’s just that you really happen to be better at tightening screws, washing dishes, or choosing ties. But, to a guy, such a phrase sounds like an undermining of his manly prowess.


#11. Is this dress too daring?
It’s the same thing as with the "Am I getting fat?" question. For guys, there is no right answer in this situation, so they’ll tell you what you want to hear (or, at least, what they think you want to hear). After all, let’s be honest — even if you wanted to hear the truth, you’d hardly enjoy hearing an affirmative answer!


#10. What are you thinking about?
A man might be thinking about a thousand things at once or about nothing in particular. Just as you yourself might. It’s simply that men are much less likely to share their thoughts and feelings, so you shouldn’t put your partner in an awkward position with questions like this.


#9. My ex used to do this well
Any recollections about your ex are likely to cause your partner irritation. After all, you’re comparing him to a person you eventually split up with.


#8. Are you sure you know what you are doing?
No man wants to look incompetent in the eyes of his woman, even if he’s really unsure of what he’s doing. Simply give him your support by showing complete trust in his actions.


#7. Do you notice anything different?
This is not merely a question but a signal a girl gives to her partner to look for fresh changes in her appearance. The problem is that guys don’t pay attention to little image alterations that women, find hugely important. So if you’ve simply used a different lipstick or dyed your hair a tone darker (and not sprouted a third leg or something like that), your man will likely feel unable to answer your question. And turning this into a prolonged and confusing guessing game won’t please either of you!


#6. Can I have a bite?
Prepare to hear a resounding “No!“ Not because your partner is greedy but because he offered to order this steak for you ten minutes ago and you refused. And, as girls ”their tiny bite!" might easily turn into “Oops, I’ve accidentally eaten two-thirds of your dinner!”


#5. Oh! You won't understand
To a guy, this sounds like you’re doubting his mental abilities. After all, how would you react if your boyfriend told you the same thing?!


#4. Who sent the message?
Even if you’re just asking out of curiosity, it might seem to your guy like you’re trying to control him. And no one likes total control. Every man and woman is entitled to personal space, including when it comes to text messages.


#3. Do you think she's beautiful?
The first thing that comes into a guy’s head on hearing such a question is “It’s a trap!“ Even if the girl really is beautiful, to say ”Yes!" would mean to sign one’s own death warrant. The simple fact is that being in love doesn’t cause a man to go blind, nor to lose the ability to evaluate what he sees. And there is nothing wrong in this, but you definitely won’t get an honest answer from your partner. Then again, who needs to ask such useless questions anyway?


#2. Men! U re all alike
Actually — no. All men, as indeed all women, are different. Each of us has his or her own distinctive principles, hobbies, thoughts, and feelings. The fact that your boyfriend or husband likes something that all men like in general does not make him a mass-produced clone. After all, didn’t you choose him out of all those thousands of "identical" men to become your life partner? So stop belittling his individuality!


#1. We need to talk. (This is the scaring one).
To a man, this phrase immediately implies something negative. You simply wanted to discuss plans for the weekend, but he’s already preparing for a scandal and thinking of ways to defend himself, make excuses, or prove his innocence. And so a light conversation about the upcoming holidays can suddenly turn into a heated showdown.

Nma27:
lol. Have a good day

Running from d unknown. lolz.. Do takia

Nma27:
naa

Alrite.. I guess u gat a gud one also

Nma27:
That's simply buttpad. Lol

Lolz... still I like d shape. Buh u still haven't answered.

Nma27:
I'm not offended.

Thanx. Buh is that U?

Nma27:
Indeed.

Hope u re not offended? Am sorry if u re. Na admire I jst admire... lolz. Seriously, Is that u?

Nma27:
Ur compliment ain't for me then

If it's u, it's for u. if it's not u, den not for u. I jst like d moderate shape, not too big not too small.