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Abeg if better food no dey house mek i go Mama Nkechi place go chop Correct Akpu with Thick Egusi soup

Uniquexty: Alryt guys. Chicken lakata garnished wif Tomatoe peroro is ready. Pls pass ur plates let me start dishing out d fud.

Na who wan chop this??
Wetin do Pounded yam with Edikaikor??

Uniquexty: LMAO. Make I hear say I no chop dat okpa. Charles, u no as e dey be na. I remember one morning in skul, my roomate was saying her morning prayers, d next tin we heard was 'okpa di oku', na so dix babe take permission from God come buy the okpa first. Na so o.

Bwhahahahahahahahaha Lwkmd o!
Shebi una hear am?
Abeg, na small tin Enugu take dey top us for Okpa
Absu no fit carri last for Okpa joor
And na Three N50

tuktudicko: If u de buy plenty lyk dat, rememba say fridge de shock o
Make person wey wan thief our okpa no go join ancestors 4 after life

I no dey put am inside fridge.
Okpa nor dey spoil
I knw where i go hide am
I

tuktudicko: Ur skul chicks worry pass unn chicks?
I hear say those one's de worry sef as far as okpa is concerned
OkPa CHAMpions

Na true joor, those Nsukka nd Enugu chics nor dey use eye see Okpa
Besides, na dem get the Best Okpa in Nigeria.
Ok, after UNN na my skool

Obaino2013: I go eat o! *yawns*
Gd mornin all. Hw was ur 9t?

No wahala.
I go buy N1000 own.
We go chaow am mawnin, afternoon nd evning.
If e stil remain, 2moro dey

tuktudicko: Lol!!!
Dat advise na killer
Dis okpa u mention make me rememba my uni days wen chicks go de guzzle OKPA and COKE! Imagine COKE, dem go still come out de form 4 those wey no know.smh

Btw uniquexty jst enta kitchen now, giv her an hour

Guy ur skool chics no chaow Okpa pass chics 4 my skool o i can fit swear on this one
If u doubt me ask Uniquexty

An0nimus: our ladies dey complain say we dey soak garri u come bring palm kernel come .boys are not smiling today

Evrybdy don dey show as dem tek survive Undergrad dayz
Abeg, i loathe dat palm kernel, even if i dey die with hunger

tuktudicko: .

U go chaow Okpa di oku?
Mek i knw hw much own i go buy.
I knw say Anonimus go chaow so no need 2 ask am

tuktudicko: Charles drinki gbu kwa onwe gi wit garri dia
Yesterday nyt garri neva settle u wan topple am wit more

Rotflmao
Na wetin my man advise me mek i go drink o!
Anyway shaa, i dey wait for okpa di oku, na wetin i wan take drink garri ds morning

Uniquexty: sweery, did u hear of the proposed convocation on 25th?

Sweerie iddnt hia of it as of mon/tues i was in skool cos i only do frm Upgate 2 DSA.
I no get biz wit inside skool agn.
But wicheva way, am nt interested nd i ain't attending.

tuktudicko: Freaking cold weather
Imagine a morning lyk this in camp!

Mornin people

Morning Tuk.
Watsup 4 breakfast?
Na Garri again?

*Yawns&Stretches*

G'morn Beauriful Pple.

May we'all experience a NiftySwellSmashing Day.

Laff no go kee me o!
Tuk my man abeg i wan enter room nw, no 4get 2 lock gate o!
G'nite house.

tuktudicko: *scratching head* I no see aki hausa buy
All d mallam wey de dis area don close finish, but I buy d kunu sha...
Chukwuma put ya nyash 4 dat chair let's begin!
Oya Anonimous hpe say u don change dat spoon cos we go jst relagate u to using ur hands...

Shaw baba! Lead opening prayers, d congregation is complete

Nna ehn, Tuk If not for the risk of u bein Stabbed wit a dangerous daggar i for say make u kukuma go knock for mallam door,
U know see him mat nd kettle for outside?
I sure he neva sleep.

An0nimus: *walks in with cookin spoon in backpocket* who dey soak garri here??

I knw say na u Greedy pass.
Abeg go find small spoon joor.
We stil dey wait for Aki awusa, Kuli Kuli nd Kunu 2 tek murder the soaked garri

Ooops!

^
ObainoNwaAba there's alrdy peace in d house

@USKE plz dnt tek it serious bruv.
It was just a jape or do i say Antic Capping.
Apologies if u dnt do Gags.


@malle jnr
in as much as dat ur post was funny, it somuch showz disrespect 2 one's folks.
Tek a chill pill bruv.

tuktudicko: There is no basher neither is there a bashee ogbeche!!!

Na story u dey talk.
The koko be say i dey enjoy my soaked Garri joor

Uniquexty: Hi

Helooooooooooooo

Ooops!

Obaino2013: Dnt mean 2 scare u bt i heard camp will open on 2nd july.

Ofcos das d official opening date 4 camp.
Am still counting dwn.

tuktudicko: Hehehehehe!!!
U guys see wat I mean
My apologies still goin out 2 d non babaric northerners. ROTFL

The guy follow finish me o!
Me wey no talk anything.
He says i should go nd soak garri 4 food

van Kossy :
Team unique uniport all the way.....wow finally my schools mobilization list came out today and my name was there..... I can't fit wait ooooo . Let's go there #TeamLagos#

Congratz my man.
Good2SeeYouBruv.

UniportPlayGirl: hahaha my broda dis one dikwa too much I byt me tongue. Anyways I wil ping u lmao

Abeg o! We gasto celebrate it o! I'll be awaiting ur GreenLight any moment

UniportPlayGirl: Akwaibom all the way hehehehehe, I just love them ppl

#TeamAkwaIbomNoni
We don plenty ehn...

^^
#Runs2 JTF 4 Protection.
Lwkmd o!
Abegi o!
I no dislike Northerners o

tuktudicko: It ain't funny shaw #straightface#

U haff truly vex.
Choi!

Erm emm emm erm.....
I dislike Northerners.
They are Nutters as well.
#Runs2Tucktudicko4Shield