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Wats good folks.
Am a 13B prospective corper.
Please i wish 2 confirm frm u guyz if punishment r meted out 2 male corpers wit visible tattoos by camp sojas like scrapping dia body wit sandpaper etc.
I hd a guy talkin Bullcrap!

LoL. All those against this post prolly do what the Op is advising against.
Those who have ear let them hear.
I concur with the Op.

What's this Applesauce? Or do i say Trumpery Trash?
Worthless material that is to be disposed of.

I do not get wat u mean by ur loosing ur patience son.
Ur loosing ur patience 2 get under her skirts or wat??
What should u do?
I tink u shud be thinking of hw 2 write ur upcoming Jamb nd may/june Waec/Neco exams.
Thas wat i tink u shud do.

Akam bu kwa that Anu an'a gba egbe ya na'ta CheeseBallz.

Phewww! ThankGod am done reading.
G'mornBeautifulBatch-B Folks!
Yo!!! MyColleague was rite, the House md FP.
But criously, iDidnt keep my eyes off 2 log in nd c FP, Nah!
I had 2 recede hoping dat by d time i log in this morn i shud be perusing the Gadamn TimeTable.
SMGDH4ThisWackoNysc

Biko they should just release this thing this night!
Kezidi'ife di'ifaa??
Abeg i wan travel nw joor.
iPray when i cøme bac by monday nd log in lemme c d damn thing!
SeeYouGuyzOnMonday

mercyspeaks1: send me ur pin dearie, we av dat in commom.I am on it presently.

Good 2 note we'v gat much in common.

hepheyemmy: relax d time table is out already, is just for them to upload it on their site ni. lets hope they will do dat before monday. twofingercrossed.

My guy talk 2 dem o!
Make dem do am this nite noni!

mercyspeaks1: I beg no vex my sis o,she is piaget A+chic...

Lol

hepheyemmy: don't worry my broda the time table w be release before monday... #batchBalldway#

My bruv i seriously pray o!
This waiting period is rlly making one nervous.
Any how, BatchB Noni!

mercyspeaks1: honey,apology accepted,u knw d love is always dear...muaah.

Iight. sweerie mmmuuah

hepheyemmy: breaking news

REQUIREMENTS FOR THE REGISTRATION OF FOREIGN-TRAINED NIGERIAN GRADUATES 2013 BATCH 'B'
The management has released the 2013 Batch 'B' requirements for the registration of foreign-trained Nigerian graduates.. for more details follow this link http://www.nysc.gov.ng/foreign_grads/foreign-requirements.php

Y keepin us on a long thing naa? They'd v releasd d whol stuff.
This jus doesn't make sense. Mtshwwwwwww

olanje: Piaget or Piglet?

Dude we'v past that.
Dnt stir up any strife cos it defnitely ain't gon work so save it cos there wil be no insult howling here.
We jus md peace in dis house. U shd respect dat.

Your beauty overwhelms me,
As i wrap my arms around u.

I press ur softness tight,
Great passion fills my inner being.

I'm captured in ur embrace,
Your eyes control my very soul.

The touch of ur lips?
Heaven forever,
Frozen in time.
All else, fades into nothing.

Do you want to see me broken?
Bowed head nd lowerd eyes?
Shoulders falling dwn like tear drops,
Weakend by my sorrowful cries?
Does my haughtiness offend u?
Dnt u take it awful hard,
Cos i laugh like v got gold mines digging in my backyard.
Does my sassiness upset u?
Why r u so beset with gloom?
Cos i walk like v got oil wells pumping in my room.
You may write me down with ur bitter twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt of ur stinking dirty low life,
You may shoot me with ur words,
You may cut me with ur eyes,
You may kill me with ur hatefulness,
An answer u will not recieve,
I won't to let u get the best of me.
I'm moving on.


............................. This's jus a poem

Sensual Man: GOOD DAY HOUSE, AM GLAD THE HOUSE IS BACK TO NORMAL AND MAY IT PLEASE REMAIN SO
CHARLES SHAW MY MAN, AM TRULY TRULY SORRY IF U FOUND MY POSTS OFFENSIVE. THANK GOD WE ARE COOL NOW.
HELLENQOLLINZ, PIAGET, UNIQUEXTY, CREAMIE, TUKTUDIKO YOU GUYS ROCK! I SAY A VERY GOOD AFTERNOON. #ONE LOVE MY PEOPLE#

Lol, WeCoolBruv !....And u Rock 2.
This's ur HouseMyHouseOurHouse.

Onweror ife n'eme, onwe go di ya nwe naa.
OneLuvSensualMan !

Uniquexty: Zicman, i thought it was free

Na so! 7k to get sim?
iDeyMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad?

tuktudicko: Yea,5yrs n NYSC is tryin hard 2 make it 6 bt Baba God pass dem.
I'm actually furthering wit Msc nxt year. I Love lecturin n research so I guess dats wat I'm gonna dabble into...my departmental lecturers make me wanna puke, I'm wanting change(an era of gud mannered lecturers)=d

Then u certainly r gonna be the change t seek.
I also hav plans 2 further to M.sc in InternationalRelations after NYSC buh dat wudn't be in Nigeria.
UK precisely.
Am not ready 2 face hell again in Nigeria in d name of education.
Do u knw sum M.sc students actually spend mor than 3 yrs b4 rounding up in sum uni's im Nigeria?
Am not out 4 Naija crap anymore.
ThankGod BatchB sure pass nw.

tuktudicko: Nyc! I guess dats y its called discipline cos wat u study actually occupies 80% of ur former character after d stipulated tym in skul...

quite xplains ur controversial attitude
I studied chem engr. Dnt tink I'm gonna practice tho'

Thas a good 5 years in d uni.
So watd'u intend goin into?
I intend goin in2 active politics as a profession by his grace.
Anything law making invites me alot.
U won't blv hw i so much luv nd admire David Mark tho i do not knw him.
So i intend goin in2 d HouseOfRep first.
My highest political ambition wil be the senate.
My mum's younger bro servd in d senate for 8yrs so i hav many political lords dat wil tutor me.

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Unimke_Ak: Dem no dey snd master list jst like dat, err tin goes in accordance to the Nysc time table.

Tnx 4 d correction OKOSISI 1
yeah ur rite, the list can only be sent wen time-table is out.
We can't wait bruv

Rotflmfao hehehehe
Ndi ufordu fu proverb fa kpor ya pronoun
fa fu proverb fa kpor ya pronoun.
Achokwanum ima?
Ichogodi ima jewe na nke Emma

tuktudicko: Lol! U no even send if I b igbo or not....wetin u study 4 skul sef

Lol. Ibos make up 90% of ur skool's population naa
I read PoliticalScience. Absu.
Wat course did u study?

Omg i mistook my swt hrt's post 4 sum1 else.
MyBad!
SweetlestLuv am all ears 4 d gist.
Hpe is nuffin bad.
If is sumtin u need advice on, we'r here 4 u baby.

^
HelenPreety wher v u bn all dis wyl?
Ur face scarce small o!

The night was great!
*modified*

tuktudicko: Lol @ 2nd family, wen does d family bond stop existing? Is it wen d time table is out or 1st week of july

Nwanne rapu Total ga gba fuel na Mega.
It neva stops

Uniquexty: Anything for you love. How was ur nyt?

Just as sweet as u r. Veri veri sharp.
Ndi iro ormakwanu ife an'ako

mercyspeaks1: cool baby boy,bt u sef b correct poet joor,so lemme read a poem written by u.

Dem plenty naa, The one up dia is my favorite.
I'll post a few of myn 4 ur perusal in a moment.

Oops!

mercyspeaks1: yea yea,love you charles shaw.

Wo!!! Shaw neva stop gettin love.
Am rlly sorri 4 ystdy darlin.
I ddnt know u can haff vex like dat o!
And yeah, ur speech las9t united d house nd brot love bac.
Hav a smashing day darlin.

This is my favorite poem nd wil always be my favorite short poem from Langston Hughes, TodayTommorrow&Foreva.

Hold fast to Dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird.

Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.
.......Langston Hughes

Uniquexty: hy luv, thats the best news to start a day with. I slept half of the day. Got to do a lil writing. Mmmmuuah! Hang on tyt

Yeeeeeaahh Baby! I luk fwd 2 readin it wen u put it online.
Mornin my sweetest luv.