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Emeka 7: I'm even yet to pay for the JAMB regularization. I only learnt that on January 28th when they said such was already late for this batch that they have already forwarded the list to Abuja. The thing pained ME.

E no pain u reach me, Did u think of suicide?? Lol
Am following NYSC nd DSA of my skool like tweeter nw, No dulling at all.

Happy Monica 2 ALL batch B prospectiv otondos.
......and happy mothering sunday 2 all women dat gave birth 2 we prospectiv otondos.
Evry woman is beautiful...

payne_leex: @charles shaw, ur boredomness na first grade....cool story tho!!! But next time I suggest u pick beans...it helps a lot!!!!

I don die!
No be only beans, u for kukuma pour 1 basin of rice for ground mek i pick

CrazyMan: Nice story...thanks to boredom that made it possible for you to share this piece with us.

Lol
Tnx Boss, tho i was being veri careful to avoid ur sledgehammer

Studied vigorously during my 4year sojourn in d uni nd
graduated 2011.
Waited for july Batch B 2012, unfortunately my dept cudnt meet up.
November 2012 batch C came, no 1 was mobilised in my dept.
2013 batch A came, i was mobilised, my name appeard on my skool's master-list dat was sent 2 Abuja, wen d list was sent back 2 my skool, my name was neither on d mobilised list nor on d error list.
So am here, waiting 4 Batch B 2013, it's a do or die affair nw.
Thanks 4 readin my story.

Ok in my 1st year in d uni i livd in d uni Hostel, sharing a room wit 8 students on bed nd two students on Aladinma(floor).
It was hell but fun, i learnt so many uncouth nd foul language(s) nd many other uncivilised stuffs b4 i movd into a selfcon in my 2nd yr.

2007 i wrote my 1st jamb wit Abia state University(THE BEST STATE UNI IN WEST AFRICA) as my choice uni cos i nva wanted 2 skool frm home, luckily 4 me, i got admitted dat same year.

Ok i nva hd a gf in secondary school cos i was too shy to chyke a babe after school tho most of my friends hd numerous babes from FGGC located besyd my skool, i ddnt even know what konji was or how to use premier soap or vaseline(i learnt of ds in my yr1 in d uni) bt i was rlly an inteligent student, wrote my waec nd Neco nd came out in flying colors.
Govt college students then r knwn as veri brillant students, not nw.

Attended Govt college, ALL BOYS SKOOL,
i kip wondering to date how i survived those six long years there with no girl friend

Mhmmmm,
So i wrote common entrance at primary 5 and enterd secondary school,
Government College Owerri in 2000.
who said am not making progress?
Frm nursery to primary to secondary.
Oluwa owa.

Abeg dis is no diary, its simply for fun,
Am bored!
Am ONLY writing about my education NO OBSCENITIES nd how i got 2 d level of a prospectiv otondo.

25%
NEPA abeg bring light, biko kwanu!

creamie: *passing by*

Sweerie why naa, it's impossible 2 pass by ur own house,
plz c.ome in.

I miss going to children's bayiday nd dancing to d good ol songs of Ras kimono, Oritz williki, Daniel wilson, Alex O, Shabba Ranks, Shina Peters etc

As a primary skool student i watchd many 'films'.
I remember my favorite indian films
TUFAN,
MAD,
KARATÉ,
TEREMAHABANIA,
JAMINAA,
SUNITA
etc
how many remember ds movies we watched in our video and old skool tv?
Lord plz giv me bac my yesterdays.

^^^
I'll be good ma
Walexy5050 is the landlord wyl ur d caretaker

#Runs away on sighting aunty Winnie,
to be bac wen she's gone.

Uniquexty: ~~~ Lol. Lwkmd. Rotfl... *Falls from a high canopy* Charles, u won't kill me o. Let aunty winnie catch you with all those rhymes. Buhahahahahahaha..... I remember those days o. I went to school with those circle circle biscuit. I will share one circle into two halves and eat it diligently. I went to school every week with a new hair. There was a bully in my primary 2. He made it compulsory that we show him our p.ants every break time. He will put ants in the p.ant nd bully u into wearing it. I pray 4 dat boy till date. Aunty Winnie, its charles dat made me derail o

Lwkmd
Do u also remember smelling errbody's yansh in class to know who messd?
I was good in ds 1, i go mess, bone face, smell evrybdy's yansh nd accuse an innocent pupil.

I remember my favorite movie wyl in primary school in d late 90's...
'ROBO COP'
i wish i can see a video to watch it on a video cassette, not all ds DVD's nd VCD's,
mtshwwww.
I want the good ol days joor.

Ok nw to my primary school days.
Primary 1 - 3
Choi,
i remember i do go 2 skool errday wit caprisun nd Nasco wafers, the good ol days.
How many of u prospectiv otondos ate Nasco Wafers in d late 90's?
Not the yeye wafers of today o!

CrazyMan: @charles
Today is saturday, try hanging out it should ease your boredom...good luck.

Mummy will flog me if i go out

Motor car
motor car
a little nursery motor car
if ur goin 2 skool plz carry me
peepeepee
porporpor
a little nursery motor carrrrrrrrr!

One baby turtle
alone nd new
finds a friend
and then they are two
two baby turtles
crawl down to the sea
they find another
and then they are three

CrazyMan:

Maybe you should try going back to primary school...

Lol

Pùssy cat Pùssy cat where r u going?
I am going to the doctor,
Doctor for what?
Doctor for mericine.
Mericine for what?
Mericine for cough,
cough lemme hear u,
tumbokor tumbokor, orhor orhor

Oh dear, wat can d matter be?
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Johnny's so long at the fair.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z
now i know my ABC's, next time won't u sing wit me?

Three blind mice, three blind mice,
see how they run, see how they run,
they all ran after the farmer's wife,
who cut off their tails wit a carving knife,
did u ever see such a thing in ur life,
as three blind mice?

Baa baa black sheep, hav u any wool?
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
one for d master, one for d dame
and one for d little boy who lives dwn d lane

Jack nd jill went up d hill 2 fetch a pail of water, jack fell dwn nd broke his crown nd jill came tumbling after.

Ok.
Lemme go bac 2 my days in nursery skool 4 my nursery rhymes.

Am bored.
What nd what can i do online now...

Where i go like serve sef?
North?? Biko i neffa wan die
West?? Too far 4 me
East?? Hell No! East is my home.
I tink South wil be kool apart frm edo state dat dont pay kobo.