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flotwise: Thirsty tongue, Starving Tommy, No sex, House is boring, Hot sun, Rashes on my body, No lite, Mosquitoes are biting, Rats are dancing, Its not funny, BIS expires 2mao, No money, No access to Nairaland anymore, Batch B is too far me, July is laughing @ me. Here I am crying, "somebody help!!!!!!!!!"

Na wa o!!! Jokes apart o, this guy is really in hell fire, check all wat he's passing tru naa...
Flotwise my man, u need jesus asap.
Funny enof errbdy xperiencing boredom @ home seems 2 be séx-starved.
Abeg i dey enjoy house joor, july too close sef.
On a serious note, tek me away frm internet/NairaLand u don finish me be dat. I dread wen myn wil xpire nd i cnt renew...

Good nite house, my system is dwn, 4%, nd oga at d top needs my attention.

Hey sweerie, i apreciate ur call,
*HugsAndKisses*

Goodnite All, mek una lock gate o!

maltina: Just tire 4 all these guest viewing . They should all know by now that its more fun to partake than seat and watch #happySunday by the way

May be they r stil learning...
#HappySundayBro.
#SippingMyMaltina

Uniquexty: Hello huz!

Mmmmmuuuaaaah!!!
Gud 2 hear frm u sweerie

mercyspeaks1: . All for me uncle charles?wait lemme put my eyelashes first,den I wil knw wat am in d mood for.tanks sweerie,I can imagine wat madame kofo wil b feelin lyk.

Ur welcøme, leave madam cofo 4 nw, u'v jus bn offerd choice spicey drinks,
Rm306<-------------- this way to ur room, incase d drinks starts 2 turn u on, feel free 2 call on any of d boys, we hav sum boys on fire here

zub: Happy sunday to all my GREAT IFE peepz nd every1. Miss u all. Sowie hav been away al dis dayz,busy hustly 4 cool cash, no dullin 4 naija. Nice infos 4rm u guyz. Helo 2u creamie, winniepooh, hopeyemeh etc.

U mus be a millonaire, going by ur siggy...

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mercyspeaks1: . Charles!charles!!charles!!! How many times did I call you hun?don't tel me u like kofo pass me.I entered dys house al by myself hunhun!u no offer me common ice water,nw see d varities u dey offer kofo,welliiiidoooooone you hear,e gud welwel.evryone in d house fight for me!!!

mercy! Hehehehehehe Lwkm o! I cudn't contain my lafta i hd 2 throw up nd was nearly choking.
Una no go kee me wit lafta 4 ds comic house o!
Sorri sugarplum, pardon my negligence.
We hav Andre, Crystal, BlueLabelPorsche, Vodka, Magarita, Calypso, Maracuja, Baroneys, LemonBarcadi, Moet&Chandon, Metus, CarloRossi, WhiteZinfindale, Stutters etc. Plz mek a choice ma...

Good day sir,
plz i'd lyk 2 knw d prices of a very neat honda Accord 2005 EOD EX nd 2008 Evil spirit(leather interior) full options. I'd also like 2 knw ur agency price. Tnx

Barryp: Tnx man, u'v bin of gr8 hlp. Wat do u fink abt PH?

The same thang i tink about Lagos. Life there is Short, Brutish nd Nasty.

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Kenny_vikky: 2012

I see,
so wat v u bn doing 2 kp busy?
Or r u HomeBased?

PIAGET: Hehehe Onye ara
Tasu wetin?
Since when did you become a Tasuedite?
I dey enter school tomorrow to tidy my runs finish, when you dey còme school?

Am glad ur stronger nw, babe v got alot 2 do 2mao! Infact d whol of nx wk sef, may be ending.
I hd students v started exams in skool.
Pz keep me abrèast of any dvlpmnt u hear? u hear??

Kenny_vikky: Wen is d timetable coming out because me no fit wait o.dis yrs self to slow

1st wk of nx month i gues.
Batch A time-table came out on 5th of December, exactly 1month after Batch C camp so i gues it myt b same ds tym.
When did u graduate?

Kenny_vikky: @charles are a student of tasued nd a prospective batch b corper also

Neeeaah......... No vex.
I was only hailing back 'Greatest Tasuedites'!
No vex o!
but we r all on dis thread for 1 reason nd das 2 mk july batch.

Kenny_vikky: @charles shaw

Yeah Baaaabby...

^^^
Alryt then,
GOODLUCK...

@kenny_vikky, G'morning nd howdy,
Any latest frm tasued?

scampy: Nice to av u here. Greatest Tasuedite.

Kenny_vikky: Greatest tasudities

Great!!!
Greatest Tasuedites

Uniquexty: Piaget darling, hope u're better now.

Wher v u bn hun?
Writing??

Greatest Tasuedites

hopeyemmy: OAU would prolly be the cheapest. Over my 3 years on campus, I paid less than 30k for my programme.

Na wa o!!! ACC for dat matter,
The competition for admission dia must b veri high, not minding d quota system.

WinnieDPooh: Na wah o 5 2.1 out of 206? Hmnn the only difference is that they didnt threaten us with buying their hand outs and text books infact they intentionally dont release it so that students will fail their text and exams. We only go to the Library or online to read for our own good. Although it was an intresting course for me because it is the course i wanted to study and i never regretted studying it till now, the people that couldnt cope and were frustrated were the ones that didnt choose to study the course and they were given. Thank God we are done with school na to serve find work make money remain o lol...

Lol, it was also my dream course nd i enjoyd evry bit of it. Sumtyms i wish i cud go bac 2 class nd enjoy d lectures once more.

WinnieDPooh: Yea that is one good thing about OAU na photocopy things. Accounting every year always produce enough 1st class students to the extent that senate had a meeting last year about the 1st class ish imagine it is possible for a class of 100 to have 45 1st class i dont know why. Infact i used to tell my friends in accounting that if they graduate with 2.2 or even 2.1 sef, it means they are dull o lol. I really envied your class o. That is why if any of my friend or even enemy is applying for OAU, it is either Elect/Eng or Accounting o because they are the only dept that produce 1st class or 2.1 like pure water.

OAU was nd i gues stil remains 1st or 2nd best fedral uni's in Nigeria. It's like dia fees r also d cheapest wit no compromise on academic standards wyl in my state uni they r paying 90k nw for tuition yet u get exploited by so called lecturers.
Smh

hopeyemmy: This ur experience na real wa o. I never bought a single textbook throughout my years in OAU, not that we were ever asked to buy any sef. Photocopies did the job. But 1st class plenty o for my dept - Accounting.

You cnt rlly compare fed uni's wit state uni's. State uni students r rlly suffering!
Lucky you 4 nt spending somuch on txt books wen even ppl doin ACC in my skool do buy 1 big ACC txt book for 6k.
Imagine a situation immediately a lecturer walks in2 class 4 lectures, d 1st tin he asks is hw many of u v gotn ur materials, he wil shake his head b4 proceeding 2 teach.
Oh mehn the exploitation nd victimization is not worth remniscing.

WinnieDPooh: Aww i didnt know you studied Political Science too. Did you have sadists as lecturers? And do they also mark down your grades? was there any 1st class in your class? Hmnn the last 1st class candidate in our department was 17years ago and he is our current H.O.D even 2.1 sef na war 8 out of 120 students na wah o we really suffered oo. It is well

Hmmm nd i was thinking all wat u listed above were only prevalent in my skool(state uni) so fedral uni's r not even left out.
Almost all our lecturers were sadists nd politicians, they derive somuch joy in seein large proportion of students fail nd they neva hid it. Always threatnin us of consequences of not buying dia txt books. Imagine a single txt book going 4 4k, d cheapest txt book so far was 2k.
We nva hd 1st class in my set but we hd 5 2.1 students out of 206 students, 57 graduated wit 2.2 of wich i was among, d rest was shared wit 3rd class folks, attendance students nd those who neva graduated.
Na BabaGod c us tru o!

WinnieDPooh: Political Science

Same here.
Were u ppl also known as 'Consensus' ? We were known/adressd as consensus.
Sumday we myt hv discussions on Pos206- Political Economy
Pos310- Marxism
Pos412- Revolutions nd Society.
I found dis courses quite fascinating.

^^^
Ur details can only be influenced when u hv ur mobilisation number wich prolly wil be out by mid-may.
Meanwyl d states u listed up there r kool nd r among the states on my south-south 'Check List' including Delta state.
I can serv in any state in Nigeria apart from kponmo North...

maltina: Drunken master

Shebi na maltina dey high u pass? Lol

PIAGET: Hehehe chineke!!! Na now i know say your own kolo pass mine. Make flavourNabania catch u Ldnkmd

Lol, morning sweerie,
I hope ur better nw

Lmfao!
Abeg i need to close my pc nd go 2 sleep since una no wan talk
I don even over-stress mysef today sef, and i get confirm wedding 2mao as one of d grooms men!
Marriage tinz don use style dey enter my mind small small
how old i dey sef? Abeg dat 1 no matter, my cuz stil dey him 20's sef.
GOODNIGHT HOUSE!.

Viewing this topic: coefoe(f), Charles Shaw,

coefoe, abeg talk naa...

Odikwa very risky o!
B/c she 2 sexy o!
Baby oku oooohhhhh! Mmmmmnnnn,
The way dat u lukn to 9t,
i swear u 2 tight oh! eh, baby mo....!
And evrybdy wanna mingle,
B/c u jus single,
But u md it clear 2 em, dat i am ur number 1, Put up ur eyes on me, e dey make me wan kolooooooooohh!
Baby mo!
Baby oku, inewun'okunu,
U took my heart away, b/c u 2 hot eeohhhhh, baby oku,
Nwata ji nnekwut'oku nu,
she took my heart away,
she set my soul on fire,
U r my heart desire, Nwata bu enenebejeonu, Nwatabu akwa nwa nu,
Baby ig'egbummanu o!
Baby go kpai person ooh!
Baby oku ooohhhhh! Baby oku no dey dull, Anywhere she go she dey wyne nana,
She go start 2 dey sampulu low waist oohh!
U tuk my hrt away,
B/c u 2 hot eeeeeooh,
U 2 sexy o!
Nwata ji nnekwute okunu,
She tuk my hrt away.
Baby piawa oku nu,
Asim gi baby nyawa oku nu
Baby oku ohhhhhhh!!

Dedicated 2 my cuz.