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creamie: Hiya!!

Howdy

kingchamp: Bros, I gentle o.. Like say na you dey trend for this vicinity o. How ur side??

coefoe: Hi everyone! My name is kofoworola... I'm an adherent of this trend (a silent one though, lol). I'm a graduate of OAU and I'm also looking forward to batch B...
Though I'm not much of a nairalander... I opened this account cos of the bond and love I sensed in this house. I want us to keep it up... Will also like to meet you guys... Cheers!

We r glad 2 v u in our midst, sit bac relax nd throw ur posts.
Wat can we offer u ma'm?
RedLabel, BlueLabel, Ciroc, Baileys, Pastis, Spumante, JackDaniels, Donperignon, AlomoBitters, KaiKai, maltina, or water?

maltina: What does perv have to do with farming *wink* by the way during service we are supposed to impact lives . If dashing out baby would help then won't i be the best corper?

No doubt.
U sure wil be the best corper

...and who says our house is not growing?
Abeg our house dey grow joor

flotwise: [email][/email]
[img][/img]. Hello auz, I don dey hear say our batch B kits (shirts) will be carry this heading o "our oga at the Top". How true could dis be? I dey fear oo.

Reference to 'Oga On Top', hav u heard d song recorded wit d man's voice nd evrythn, It was done wit Azonto beat.

van Kossy :
I no sure say anybody dey bored pass whr I dey stay for ph. I dey for oyigbo in ph and the place so dry ehn everybody on your own inside your own compound. The worst thing be say no girl to keep me busy self and my condom dne expire finish. really I can't wait for this July thing to come sharp sharp. Only me dey house as every morning my parents go commot.my bros dey uni and my sis dey serve for benue.conji dne hold me,@ least if to say I dey see woman I go finger,I no go dey dey bored.anyway I no get option till July.abeg I need gfrnd o,apply in person asp.email jesushouse20@yahoo.com or 08034445181 add me for bbm 2297A6D8.luv u all 13b

maltina: me and you get the same issue of but see your email na. Jesushouse

Unimke_Ak: "After school sef omo na house work" Ice Prince Bars.

No work,
No money,
No new babes,
No yanching of new babes,
Yes loneliness..
Yes Xbox dey, I no even fit finish 2 missions, phcn say na 1 mission per day.
My BIS and 2 of gf's own go soon finish..
AND
Menh july is still f_uckn far.

Wait_ dem don bring light.

Hehehehe na una type dey sow seeds anyhow for community wey una dey serve. Pervs. Lmfao

Piaget baby says she ain't bn feeling fine o!
Idk if its as a result of nakin tins.
#SealedLips.

Angel Assumpta: [i][/i] let go there!

Leggo leggo!
Oya naa, mek we dey craze dey go.

hepheyemmy: My school just paste our regularised jamb registration number today, thank God my number is there too. Batch B all the way...

Congrats bruv.
#NaBabaGodTinz.

[quote author=mikigen][/quote]Wats good brah?
I feel u mehn,
#MoneyOnYourMind

kingchamp: Bros, if it's English you want to argue about you'll never win against me... You don't settle things 'amicable' you settle them 'amicably'. And there's no such thing as a 'fowl word' it's a 'foul word' okay?? And if you still feel unconvinced you can go and ask my oga at the top!

Am sure is typographical error.
Lol @ ur last statement.
Howdy?

hopeyemmy: I see u bro.

Sight u too frm my cctv

Phewwww! Ok!
Am done 4 today, so exhausted. Since d begnin of ds yr v nt md much jus like i md b/w ystdy nd today.

G'morning Al'... I'v bn veri busy since ystdy, nd today won't be an exception.
A senior cousin of myn is walkn dwn d isle wit his iyawo 2mao so v bn helpn out wit market tinz, u guyz won't blv hw much change wey don enta my pocket since ystdy.
#DancingAzonto.
Am currently in d market nw typing wit my fon nd cnt quote errbdy.

@mercyspeaks1, glad u found ur way here.

@mikigen, lmfao on ur fon ur gf 4 nw wen dat wéréh babe dey, shey u knw who am talkn bout?

@Uniquexty how far?

Shout out to Piaget, creamie, auntie winnie, hopeyemmy, payne_leex, maltina, ehimax, promzzy, shegman, agwoden, movingcoil, otti, flotwise, ziky2010, crazyman nd all...

Stanley07: aboki self won talk

Laff don tear my yansh! Aboki no be human being?

Viewing this topic: Helencute(f), Chasicolis(m), Mrsprof(f)

Eight year old kid marries a 61yr old woman. Nuffin person no go rd.http://www.informationng.com/2013/03/photos-eight-year-old-boy-takes-61-year-old-mother-of-five-as-wife.html

Uniquexty chek ur fb

^^^
Hehehehehahahahoohohoho pele my broda, so dem jus mek u waste T-fare wey u for use buy 3btls of cold beer, pele o! Ndo!

PIAGET: Yes Dadddddddyy!!! You cald 3x. U no try for my mssg(s) nd your phones dey switched off. Na lappy you dey browse wif? Try halla abeg.

sorri hun, v not rd ur msg yet, will holla asap wen i get offlyn.

.

promzy555: I mean dis month is nt fast, I wish I can 4ward it to July...

We'al wish we cud my broda, we'd sn get dia...

mercyspeaks1: Hello house,I believe we are better than all these arguments wey no get leg,I am praying for an increase in alawee,it wil make things better,no doubt abt dat,nd if no increase,I wl stick to wats available.batch B/july 2013 on my mind.Any Unadite/Eksuite in d house?

why not join us in the big house nd chat up. https://www.nairaland.com/1163849/nysc-batch-b-2013-big/14#14734012

Agwoden: Payment of 5k for jamb regularisation has resumed 4 2013 prospectiv batch B corp members @Fedpoly Bauchi.

I tot ds ish has long bn resolvd.

PIAGET: Wetin you guys dey use masturbate sef? Tetmosol??

Blood of jesus!
Albino tins...

maltina: Those when need naking its alright oh. Me am here trying to convince 2 virgins to give it to me. Serious government work

Give u wetin??
U need Jesus asap

CrazyMan:

Don't you have a boyfriend...surely you must have someone close by that can get you laid.

No mined her, na confirm wéréh she be.

PIAGET: Masturbating don tire me sef,
i need confirm naking

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha my tummy o!
Prisca! Prisca!! Prisca!!!
How many times did i call u?

promzy555: March 13 I tot is may 13

Wats up wif may 13?
Wil mobilisation number be out on dat date??

CrazyMan: Morning our platoon comedian...hope you had some nightmares last night that you'd like to share with us.

Neeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

CrazyMan: The story is yet to be confirmed...but if indeed its true, then its means the government has no plans for the youths of this country.

Imagine a graduate sitting idle for two years in a LGA or teaching in one remote secondary school all in the name of PPA, what becomes of his knowledge after the said time.

From inception, Govt has neva had plans for d youths of ds country.
#Sickening.