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even me make my $600 they my etherium wallet I miss one number for the private key me too I will not give up

N-poverty that they are still owing me my 5 months stipend

kstyle2:
If Man Utd fail to get new players, we would be lucky to finish top 7. Get rid of Jones, Lingard, pereira, dalot, smalling and Jones. Use the funds raised to get decent players. We keep showing interest in every player but fail to buy any. I do not know what will happen if we are drawn against Bayern Munich or psg in the Champions League

Jones is so bad u have to mention him twice ���

I have exhausted every known method of getting to the npower handle, till date no payment for the month of march/ april, how do u want us to cope couple with the lockdown in place

solmusdesigns:


wetin make we come do to Arsenal executives


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shoot at sight

patrickcharles240@gmail.com

Bro the line no straight at all but check out mata hand him dey off

pls send to talk2armani@yahoo.com

Luukasz:
Don't believe em he's a liar none of sultan of brunei's relative is worth $20billion and plays in the EPL. The dude is just trying to prove his point

Dude for once do your research properly if u want to debunk someone claims.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/meet-worlds-richest-footballer-faiq-11807927

psychologist:
Lala immediately he hears snake

bros dis ur pix look lyk kd pix o

HQuadreal:
Kakuri, Kaduna light dey like mad.

I dey tell u d light self don tire me

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In fat joe voice ntin can stop me am all d way up.........GGMU

Naijasinglegirl:
1 You don’t need to arrive on day one
It is not necessary but its for your own good. Basically, NYSC kits, hostel accommodation and meal tickets are usually issued on a first come, first serve basis.
If you have a custom made NYSC Khaki & shoes (Goodluck with that), lots of money to eat out, and you are comfortable sleeping in the field or bushes, by all means go on the 13th day.



2 Ignore the standard NYSC must-haves
Don’t make 18 copies of your documents
Someone even advised I make 30 copies of each document and 24 passport photographs but I ended up using less than six copies each. I still have photocopies I made in my file cabinet at home and I still have copies left of my NYSC passport photographs.
Also, forget that advice of three pairs of socks, handkerchiefs and shorts. Truth is you’d need way more than that. Halfway through camp, I was sick and tired of washing dirty socks. If you have enough money to buy enough to wear, wash and discard, please do!



3 Eat the Camp food
I heard the rumours before I went. “It is disgusting, you’d end up with food poisoning, its tasteless” etc
If we have to exempt the beans, it was not that bad. The only discouraging thing were the endless queues for meals. Come to think of it, who were the ones queueing if everyone said the food is really horrible?



4 You won’t meet the love of your love
Forgive me if I sound negative. You have probably seen photos of corp members proposing during POP and day dreamed the same might be your fate. Listen, the probability is 0.000068.
Most NYSC romance have a lifespan of 21 days. Very few people who profess love in camp are trustworthy. Some guys in serious relationships go to the camp with the intention of finally ‘tasting’ girls from all tribes in Nigeria. Married women hide their wedding band with the intention of satisfying a fantasy in a place no one knows them.
One advice- fall with your head and not your heart.



5 Keeping friends with the ‘who is who’ matters
The soldiers, man o war members, NYSC officials, and police are not exempted from this list.
I had a soldier friend who had my back during parades and gave me the phone number of a colonel in town to call if someone ever troubled me during my service year. I had a man-o-war friend who allowed me skip morning workouts. I made friends with the CMO who allowed me use the clinic bed whenever I needed to have a good sleep while camp activities were going on. I made friends with two hefty corp members appointed to act as security and these guys let me get away with a number of camp rules. I made friends with a particular kind lady in the camp kitchen and she never allowed me queue for food, in addition to that extra piece of meat. I made friends with the Mr NYSC and it gave people the impression I was hot cake.
Be like nsg.



6 Active participation may not get you a city posting
“Participate in all your platoon activities if you don’t want to be posted to a village they.” they said.
Myth. Posting is largely dependent on two things. Luck and connection. My camp’s parade commander was posted to a village and the parade commander is inarguably the most notable position in camp. So was the CMO.
What about me that didn’t lift a finger or know anyone? I ended up in the heart of the city despite numerous threats from my platoon officer.



7 Guard your properties
Everything is at risk of being stolen. Your mobile phone, money, your meal ticket, your NYSC boots, your faze cap, your khaki…



8 Get ready to meet crazy
Is the guy who smelt of weed as early as 5:30am? Or the roommate who is coming to camp with her vibrator to use at night? Or the girl who would ask you to proof read a permission-to-leave-camp-to-have-sex letter, address to the camp CSO. Or the guy who would say, “I really want us to be friends because I need to bang you at that uncompleted building”
Get ready to meet them all.



9 Take SAED seriously
SAED is a skill acquisition programme where you’d be empowered on a certain skill. Corp members would then part with a stipend to continue this training during their service year.
One of my regrets was not taking SAED seriously after I left camp because if you really are the enterprising type, your NYSC year is the last free year you’d have before retirement at 60 or thereabouts.
Skill acquisition is a must especially if you end up in a remote area.



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/lessons-no-one-told-going-nysc-camp/

op i tink ur no6 have to do with the state some1 is bin deploy to like here in osun state if u r in banner party, quarter gaurd, band crew or u play football b4 ur posting letter is out u already knw where u will be posted 2

ItsawrapOutfit:
I will not let certificate define and determine my future

more like suli breaks bro jst a mere paper

petux:
Hello Nairalanders,
I am currently in a dilenma which i don't know what chioce to make. Currently, i am a student of yabatech, still in ND1. Due to our late resumption, i picked up another jamb and fortunately for me, i was admitted to Unilag for the same course i am studying in yabatech. I really dont know if runing the two might be good for me or leaving my ND programme for Bsc. I met with some people who have graduated and ask for advices. Some told me to run both since they are not far from each other while some told me to leave yabatech so it affect both. Up till now, i have not made a decision. I decided to come bk here and ask for your advices on what to do about this as unilag will be starting lectures fully on Monday. Your comment will be appreciated.
Thanks and God Bless.
Lalasticlala fynestboi

bro i wil advice to go 2 unilag since dey gave u d course u were offerin in yabatech jst 4 u 2 save ur scarce resources

benedictnsi:
Pictures of him with Dj Khaled and Rihana or. .......















#adonbeliveit

bro try read d post smal:::::: d stuff dey take place in april

Bro dis ur no2 fact though arsenal fc where relegated in 1927 or so there of but the neva played in relegation tier due 2 d 1st world war the numbers of teams needed were nt up to so dey where recalled back to d 1st tier of english football................ I so much love d veiw

Lol is always gud 2 b ur brodas keeper

Bro i feel your pain, i tink u can redeploy after 3 months nd if u no mind i cum dey visit u 4 ursyd cos presently na ede dem post me

drnairalov:
are they twins?

No they are twins bt twin

Jameek:
Wow. Please what school is that? Someone from your school might be able to relate to this.

federal polytechnic idah

Bro try believe him cos d news is true... I called a frnd of mine in school who work in admin he said the allocated jst 400 students 4rm my school .... So in class of 63 only 5 will go 4 service..... So much 4 change I jst dislike pple dat voted 4 dis change