Wait till Buhari wins the election next year, this one is just a preamble

Nigeria is doomed

Funniest thread on nairaland

casualobserver1:


Thank you for answering. I wish you all the best of luck with your book. Creating a universe is something that I know is brutally difficult. I once tried to write a story for a video game and I wait after a week or so.

It is nice to see someone appreciate the good side of Nigerians. I hope you keep contributing to the forum. Exchanging ideas and perspectives is something that is always good.

Please invite other people around you to join us. Diversity is something we can profit from here.

Invite people to come and see how backward and disgraceful nigerians are? Interesting

fSociety:



Elon Musk was born in south Africa, you esoteric monkey

Jizoz

Our sophisticated south brothers are in the news again.

Ndi maltina bottle

MrBottle:
CNA is not a promotion type of job anyway. Until you get your BSN or nursing degree which is a four year degree program that's when you will be licensed as a Registered Nurse.

Good luck on your Yankee quest.

There are other ways to become a nurse and they all involve going back to school. I'm pretty sure that's what he meant by "climbing the ladder". Oga sabinus

Churches in nigeria are scams, nothing more.

FrankNetter:
Today, I was hit by an epiphany...

I normally drive around in a toyota camry (2002 model). Though somewhat old, it gets me from point A to point B, I use it for school runs, grocery runs and for work. So, today, my elder sister used the car to go get some stuff and I had to run some urgent errands for My mum. I had to use her car, a toyota highlander (2015 model).

On driving for some minutes, I was slamming some cool jams on the stereo, I realized that my mum's car was actually better, controls and all; the steering wheel turned smoother, the brakes worked better, the car accelerated smoother. It was then it dawned on me that her car was all round better than mine, that driving wasn't just about moving from point A to point B. I would not have come to the conclusion if I had not driven her car (which I was somehow skeptical about driving at first).

That exactly is how those who have been in Nigeria all their lives will never know how a sane society works, how stuff are meant to be. We are so used to the fvckery in nigeria that we see it as a way of life, we have gotten so used to suffering and smiling. We have been so used by our leaders, go to politics section, you'd see our youths taking sides and defending these same persons who are robbing us blind, the same people who have sworn never to relinquish power, who have sworn to keep nigeria in this undeveloped and backward state. Go to romance section, my mates are posting all over social media, making noise about bbn, "teamefe! teamtboss!" they cry, I shake my head in pity. My brothers and sisters, try as much as you can to leave nigeria, hustle for a tourist visa and visit a first world country, only then would you realize how messed up nigeria is. only then will you appreciate the difference between a Camry tiny light and a Bugatti Veyron.

This post still dey burst my head till tomorrow

Chai, you only need to step out of nigeria to realize how messed up the place is.

Truth

Good riddance. With the current rate of suicides, the gene pool is being cleansed.

This world is just "somehow"

Dstv trying so hard to bring these people down

jejemanito:
As in. People won't really know the shock that comes with being in the news for the wrong reasons

It's best imagined

Buh if na me sha I will sue the blog that broke the news.

in fact, I will sue them outta business

Sue? In nigeria?

importexpert:



do not use abusive words on your leaders

Technically, that vegetable is not my leader. So, it can go to hell for all I care.

Zoo

Nigerian journalists are mad people o. Imagine waking up this morning and seeing 50 missed calls on your phone, then coming on nairaland front page to see your face plastered everywhere as someone who just committed suicide.

Yoruba actresses are known for making these kinda statements

Lastly, breathe, spend time with your family. Suicide is never an option, why kill yourself when the pig who put nigeria in this situation will die before you?

virtual3xpert:


Absolutely not! But, we are humans afterall. Marriage was not created only for procreation. What will you do for companionship?

Companionship? What is that?

That's some money though

Team foreign ladies

virtual3xpert:


Marriage isn't scary, it's the people who get married that make it so. I'm sure you'll change your mind in the near future, though I understand what you mean, but we are the architects of our own misfortune.
Why can't two people commit to each other and stay committed regardless of whatever?

So how did you come to conclusion that I would change my mind very soon? Do I sound shaky on this stance?

Looool. When I read stuff like this, I'm glad to have left the shores of nigeria. The problem is that some of you are mad but you don't know it. Look at the person wearing that shirt, does he look normal to you? Does he even know what corruption is about?
Corruption ko, ^masturbation ni

This is real guys, depression is real. Suicide rates have increased drastically in nigeria.

SACI:

I am nt saying dey don't sort in IMSU..but it all depends on ur department
IMSU shouldn't even be on the list

Nne, you don't know what you are talking about. Imsu is the worst university in nigeria.