₦airaland Forum

The isolation centres we these governors dey build na for rich men.

Have you seen the isolation centre built by our governors?
Can a poor man isolate there?

Corona is in the air.
You can't run from the air. Don't you breath at home?
This too will pass

What we need now is MMM to boost the economy during this economic downturn.

Argue with your phone.

UnaToto:
UnaToto

Guy I like the way you dey say these things, I appreciate.

Sai baba

Sodiquinone:
big lie

It go soon clear you.

Ayoefa:
No, just blame the whole world recession on Buhari as usual.

He should have closed the border, we need the economy working rather than shutting down of businesses and calling for a lockdown.

Do you have food in your house to last a month?

A time will come where you'll have to choose between death by Covid 19 or death by hunger.

People are loosing their jobs already.

Parisian:
CAN has the power.

Guinness has the power

How come no igbo man has contacted or died of this disease yet?

CAN does not have that power.

This is only in Ogun state

emerich:
Yoruba people and fear fear sef, common thunder storm Akure peeps begin tremble, we have got Covid 19 to contend with, make una hold ya peace.

Seriously man, even during rain they run and hide, until the rain stops before you can see a taxi to go home.

Once thunder strikes you see them speaking in their language as if they are saying things, just ordinary thunder.

Something wey men dey enter rain for night those years dey go pluck mango. Thunder strike we stand there, no man move to anywhere.

Last last this Corona na scam.

xendra:
ogun wan kee ur generation, it will never be better for you. idiot
are you mad?
you are the real zombie, there is no ipob, this is still Nigeria. wake up

Lolz painful isn't it?
How does Ogun state do that?

I am immune to all this.

I'm the most banned monicker on this forum. Any advice please?

H

Me no believe all these Corona stuffs sef.

This disease is airborne. If you dey house is there no air at home?

How do we know it's not yellow fever or swine flu or just normal cold.

This is like bathing in the river and soap enters your eyes.

Are ijaws not living close to the river?
Why can't they wash their hands or take a bath?

I'm sure these write up is written by someone staying abroad.

Garrieveryday:
God have mercy.

Lalasticlala, have you ever seen this kind of death toll in just 24hrs?

The government is spending so much on the elderly (pensions). that's why they gave order that from 60 years upwards remove oxygen.
Take the oxygen to someone younger.

An Indian doctor in Italy told me.

happney65:
Because Lagos is Nigeria and Nigeria is Lagos. if he does not hit Lagos first he never enter naija

Just like every terrorist and alien wants to Target Newyork

WHO, WHO, WHO let the dog out?

Why does every disease hit Lagos first?

Olukoso1:

Prevention, they say, is better than cure...
But no, the Nigerian government decided to show the whole world how foolish they are.

Meanwhile, check out what I came across today...

Wetin be the cure for the novel?

A blunt a day keeps the Coroner away.

The real last hope of the common man been trampled upon by politicians.

Prime time

One girl told me after sex.

Did you enjoy it?
I no fit talk.
Na me suppose ask her.

zoer:
Victola my man......I remember AIRFORCE Base Makurdi.....were we run things

You been fk am?