U go block tire.



Aunty Toyin how your marriage na ?.

Op is not a virgin, cos i dnt c a reason to announce such.




I would rather marry a non-virngin than a virgin that i will doubt her faithfulness after wedding.

Trow the sim away and buy new one.

Just want to say thank you GOD.

Another will

Sparrow13:
am very sure she will be posted to NEPA

To do what exactly for them sir?

Idris Elba's father is from Senegal and his mother is from Ghana. what makes him Nigerian then?

Yes, you should worry about you wallet.

naijaboiy:

God go replenish you back this new year

Amen.

If i tell you, you go refund the money to me?.


Does it mean that PMB did me 'promise and fail' in my dec salary?.

Promised to pay me b4 xmas, today is 31 stil no alert.

Thats not bad anyway;




Abeg anybody wey help me see president Buhari, make em help me tell am say alert never show uptil now.

Ariba2:
You still waiting? Sorry o. Me got mine as xmas gift at 5am on d 25th.

Lucky you!

Lytech:
Speechless!!!
Who is to be blamed...

Put the blame on mr Lai Muhammed.
cos these few days attack was after his 'boko haram had been technically defeated speech'.

Who takes LAI MOH'D serious ?

49,500 is still too much.
Planning to do my weeding in MORNING MASS with



BISCUITS AND PURE WATER.
.
no wedding gown no suit just our casual wears,

no gift, no souvenir.


Only if my wife will accept the proposal,



no be say the money no dey Ooo, i no just fancy big wedding ceremoni.

A soldier serving in Maiduguri packaged pump action inside food stuff that was used to attack banks in Lagos,
what has our law enforcement agents stationed on the highway been doing?

That will be very good, so far it's nt one of those lies we used to hear of recent.

Thought he is in Dubai for holiday?.

Whatever.


PMB u promise to pay me ma decemba salary b4 xmas, today na 29 no alert, how far na?

More examples:
Step on no pets,
Do geese see God
was it Eliot's toilet i saw?.

HenryThegreat1:
. Tell me what u gain after dis ur comment

Tell me what you have gained from this government apart from blame game.

They had turned payment of salary to previlages, its no longer entitlement.

They made us believe that they had won the war against terrorism, guess you never heard about what happen in maiduguri yesterday?.

It's no doubt that GEJ messed the country up, but voting in PMB had not been a better option so far.

fulanimafia:


President Buhari is not just sharing petty blame, but is simply laying the foundation for the heavy corruption and human rights violation charges that will keep Jonathan behind bars for a very long time.

In your dreams?.

Vikkie14:
But the most important thing is where you will spend your eternity.

If one actually lived a fulfilled life, then there will be no cause for regret in eternity.

Died at 48, 33 or 88 does'nt matter, the most important is living a fulfilled life.


RIP though.

First 'F' wasn't unexpected, as the lecturer sang 'buy my textbook and pass your exams'; as i failed to purchase the textbook then i failed to pass. The following year i purchased the textbook and passed.

Second 'F', marking error, i requested for remark and it was resolved.

Before nko?

Hmmm

E never reach fight na.

Sincerity of purpose and common 'wisdom' is the diffrence between our leaders and that of the western world.

Ebukaobi:
IPOB Youths will soon arrive on this thread to tell us how they used to have 28 hours of electricity a day under Jonathan and how it has now reduced to 2 hours a day

The internet is now infested with jobless IPOB youths who have nothing better to do than create false stories and lies against His Excellency, General Buhari, the best Leader Nigeria has ever had.

There was a dip in electricity provision for some weeks but from my research, it has improved tremendously in the lead up to Christmas. The sector is still experiencing major challenges but what do we expect? When Jonathan and his bunch of IPOB advisers stole billions of dollars meant for infrastructure provision.

In my area, we have at least 17-21 hours of electricity a day. God bless Buhari

IPOB youths will die of frustration very soon

And you think you just made sense?.

U go fear fear!