₦airaland Forum

About to increase it to ₦2000.

Hypothetical guesses nicknamed prophecy.

We don't even have a single prophet in Nigeria.

Such a fool.

Any news that doesn't concern how hunger can stop doesn't concern me now.

Sonnobax15:

Heard it's #1300 now......Cuz it's been over two weeks I've stepped my foot on filling station...

I boarded a Keke today and I asked the keke rider and he told me he just bought for #1300..


Na once I ask am,say how manage Dem dey fiy dey use am dey work . The man's response alone made me weak...

It's disheartening.

F117nighthawk:
Then stop buying fuel there,look for a more trustworthy fuel station to buy around there

There is nothing like a trustworthy filling station in Nigeria.

Curious346:
1050 sagamu. But petrol station badly adjusted their meter. So let me say they sold for 1450

That's the code. Fake price and quantity.

Ance4Liverpool:
#230 location lagos

You must have the Emilokan card.

jmoore:
Bought 1,300 on Monday in Aba.

Damn..

Smallieee:
1200 jos

🥲🥲

When you commit a crime, you'll know that at 18 years of age, you are a man/woman.

The man who said "the farmers will make more money, cassava, agbado, beans, Ewa zgsbdjdjdhdjsjs.." has not even done a single thing to better the lives of the people.

The overrated individual who ushered in Buhari, the calamity from Daura, led many astray with the illusion that Nigeria flourished under his stewardship. Buhari blamed Jonathan throughout his reign, for Jonathan was of the PDP. Tinubu, the god of hardship, cast shadows upon Buhari, yet spared the APC from his arrows of blame. In the blink of an eye, the price of fuel has soared from ₦165 per litre, with subsidy in hand, to a staggering ₦1300 per litre, still under the cloak of subsidy. And it is not a matter of debate as to who claims the ₦1125 per litre with each transaction made.


Even the Isrealites didn't suffer this much!

Farmers cannot go to their farms due to insecurity.

No money.

The rate of crime has increased.

The rate of prostitution and internet fraud is in an all time high. It's not even seen as a crime anymore on the street.

Imagine that your salary cannot fuel your car for two weeks.

Taxes were increased on bank transfers.

The police and the army are littered on the road enforcing payment of bribe. The disbanded SARZ roam the streets, flying off from Siennas and ensnaring the unsuspecting. And when you are spotted with a lighter, you find yourself besieged until you yield to their demands for a bribe. In Nigeria, you struggle to tell friend from foe, as the line between those who guard your safety and those who threaten it blurs like shadows at dusk.

MTN blocked those who did the 1tb plan from sharing. A grand deception, cloaked in shadows. They are aware they dwell in a land where the unexpected is the norm. Even the network providers may be pulling the wool over your eyes. One may purchase the data trove of 100gb, yet when it finishes, the tally may reveal only 62gb spent in the span of a month. In these times, it seems that the shadows of kidnapping, armed robbery, and other misdeeds have woven themselves into the fabric of our daily lives. In the land where shadows loom, the voice of the people is stifled, for to rise against the darkest of rulers is to dance with danger, facing the specter of treason and the weight of terror's chains.

The man who claims he built Lagos through subsequent governors of the state (not even his own tenure) can no longer mix cement.

If you complain, some sponsored nitwits will tell you that America and Nigeria are buying fuel almost equivalent so it's kinda cheaper in Nigeria. Cheaper? Is there any worker in America earning the ₦30k equivalent in dollars o'er there?

There are no jobs available.

EFCC is an emergency operational agency with closed eyes for politicians. The EFCC have refused to arrest Bello, who has been declared wanted, in a small state like Kogi. DSS is quiet; Army is quiet; Police is quiet; the DFHQ has lost her voice. If it were peaceful demonstrations, though, they would threaten bodybags. Emergency lovers of oneness, law, and truth.

If the economy was better, we wouldn't need to be reminded every 24hrs, we would have felt it.


Yet,

Tinubu is utilizing the nation's resources without our consent for his own extravagant comforts, silencing any dissent with arrests. His misguided daughter is imposing undue burdens on market people in a manner that lacks constitutional legitimacy. Yet, some educated illiterates would be worshipping her: "iyaloja, iyaloja."


Spiritual leaders are proclaiming that divine revelations indicate our nation is grappling with profound spiritual challenges, urging us to engage in prayer. The individual who shares a cup of tea with the divine has transcended the mundane concerns of where to find Ovaltine. Soaring through the skies in lavish private jets, acquired with the hard-earned contributions of impoverished churchgoers, all while surrounded by armed security, and urging them to seek divine protection through prayer. The other ugly one is selling fake items to stupid people. Dear DaddyGOs, God told me that e no go better for you and na your generations go suffer am.



History will hurt.

I bought today for ₦1300/litre.

What about you?

State policing can curb this..

Trump bi doing like the presidency is his birthright...reminds me of one Pharaoh ruling in Africa presently.

Every killer should be killed. No need for prison for deliberate murder.

deltateam:
There's a saying. Once a soldier, always a soldier.

Cute Abiola still get levels. His course mates are just a phone call away.

Police can't try his patience. Finish your story. How did it end?

Ok.

Thanks for the tips.

EreluRoz:
You Don't Forgive Truly.

Forgiveness is only for God.

djukum1:
In that job,9 out of 10 are candidate of hell.

11 out of 10.

maasoap:
The problem now is that what if you are the victim who needs help tomorrow?

Trust you, they'd be many to avoid getting into trouble.

maasoap:
Not your life, but your freedom was almost gone. Nigeria Police, they're the worst set of humans

My life was too.

I can't stand trauma.

CyracksMrBlogger:
he did it not for God, otherwise he wouldn't have make that ending statement. He probably did it because the victim was a girl and he want to have a relationship after then. Just like they do in Nigerians films.

I don't take advantage of people. And it is a mature woman.

flokii:
Let that one experience not deter you or anyone else from rendering assistance to victims of accidents, attacks and disasters. That's like the fundamental law of nature and forms basis of the humanitarian law binding on us all regardless of colour, race or ethnicity.

I saw you're in the Military, so you'd understand the above.. I'm guessing you didn't have your ID card or didn't contact your colleagues prior to the Police matter. Usually when you ID yourself and they see your stock, they'd treat you with the respect you deserve.
For me, I won't stop helping those in need of assistance, had it been we have a working system, we should have hotline like 911 in the United States to call for emergency cases. With regards to Police case, should any arise, we'l cross that bridge when we get there.

Was.

etrouble:
We will be waiting for you on the streets, we will deal with you mercilessly before security agents pump bullets into your bodies

Okay, that's not bad. I can take down two thugs at once.

BeigJawnson:
You said one thing that I like, you said they should allow you call your lawyer, but the miscreants disagree...

You should have informed your lawyer earlier on phone before going to the police station ... Possibly your lawyer will come meet you there or both of you go there together... They cant see you with your lawyer and want to behave abnormal as they usually do...

Devils in uniforms.

👍

Blitzking:
Something similar happened to my patient was chilling in a lounge with a friend when some ppl came to ask him to drop his I phone 14 pro max he resisted and this led to them attacking him with broken beer bottle with multiple stab wounds the guy almost bled to death he was rushed to my hospital and was resuscitated he multiple stab wounds closed and was on hospital bed when his friend went to report at the hospital can u imagine the came to collect statement from the hospital bed asking him for money afterwards after loosing his iPhone...a broken Samsung s22 ultra and loss of some cash..

.Such trauma.

Vyzz:
I have a question ?


Is it right to track an officer and make them pay for the unjust the did ?

Because some of us don't easily forgive and forget, especially since we are innocent

The reaction depends on if what the officer did is lawful.

I know you get it.

I don't forgive either.

Ishilove:
Stories like these just makes my blood boil

Thanks for your post. It was needed at this time

Tokskob2008:
Nigerian police officers are never your friend and before you can find the literate and reasonable ones, situation on ground might have gotten worse than it should have...

I made a complaint on behalf of my boss about a stolen bike last year December at a police station and to my utmost suprise none of the officers on duty could write a report about a stolen item.

I had to help the most literate one who finally attended to me out word for word till he could finish writing it, I bought the pen he used too. When we were done with everything he asked for money, I told him he should be the one to pay me for helping him. The look he gave me ehnnnn

All they ever care about is money....

They are not trained.

Don't get me wrong. I literally mean they are NOT trained. Those who train them aren't trained too, so where would the training come from?

EreluRoz:
Are you not a born again that always frown at anything sex and even dislike people especially women that talk about sex? How did you know about sex and you are even giving advise?

And when is the concept of sex unholy? Oh please I am mature and I speak with that point of view...not as seeing sex as fun.

And did I ever identify as born again?

Solomon had more than 1500 sex in his lifetime.

Abraham had it too, even with his maid.

David too.

The other mumu wey serve his inlaw for over 14 years for a woman also did too.

You do too, but it's not okay when it's typed on Nairaland by chatinent?

Do the calms.

By the way, I told you already that my advice isn't free anymore. Everyone is allowed to go haywire.

Make una stop this Sahara route to Europe. It's second to death.

etrouble:
Blood will flow on the streets, just bring it on.

If you are not satisfied with the government, then wait till next election, any thing outside that is Treason, and the punishment is death

Says a coward with an electronic machete. Go real life go kill person na.

Tinubu cannot intimidate protesters no matter what he does.

Treason ko, treason ni.

That's the height of it. Damn.


Not surprised tho. Many blokes overseas are deep down into this shit...pickers, mid men, chairmen...name it.

I don't understand. You bi broiler?

Reduce the anxiety jare and see a medical professional.

The rain should cease a bit mbok.

Maiduguri used to be one quiet lovely place I love until bad persons started using it for bad things.

No vex, you fit convert the discussion to Naira?