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Don't forgive them.
Hunt them down and end them.

Electoral pacification..

Pushing drugs is a no no.

Police wey fit kpai you withdraw the money to kill evidence?

Make these ones rest abeg

It's the gaslighting for me.


Sth two groundnuts would solve.


Leave your woman and travel abroad for long and be certain a homeboy is servicing her.

E don reach to pick lesser evil?

When did evil become good?

I cannot swallow my beans again. Thank you very much for your kind pictures.

For this hard time you still dey think to chase woman.

Na to sue you remain like this.

I thank God bedbugs don't fly. E for don bi for me.

My papa that year no gree us hear word with his songs.

The world is not my home...

You have a rifle, Amotekun, fire them on sight.

Sad.

The police aren't organised. Without their uniforms most times and looking like armed robbers always jumping out of Siennas with rifles. They need laws prohibiting them from going without uniforms...unless for detectives (which won't be the Sienna madness).

I mean, they should learn from the army!

When I was with the army, na so we for gun dem down too. Looking all toutish like terrorists with multiple magazines glued with red tapes and sardined in Siennas. If no bi say my regus recognise one of them, they'd have been statistics by now cos we got them all on sight and I don't miss headshots.

These politicians are one. Na una dey fight over them.

akwesenana:
No, just strange because it's quite a regular commodity. I can understand a year, but 7 years? Damn!!

Even after yesterday's lick, I don't know what other year I'd buy it.

akwesenana:
How can you stay without tom Tom for 7 years? Are you a bot?

I don't get. Is TomTom supposed to be swallow and okro or what?

Mariangeles:
No.

GOD Almighty can.

So NO?

Case closed.

Mariangeles:
🙄



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Pastor Jerry?

Lol.

Guy man wey person know even before he started his pre-covid YouTube streams.

Dey play.

Oh you can defend him. I am expecting that.

Isn't it funny to you that you became his member after the COVID awareness? Where were you before? Which church? None? Or you are only looking for miracle displayers?

Jerry is powerless but only powerful to people like you (because he knows how to give it to you the way your brain is programmed to receive it).


Tell Jerry to enter a hospital and perform miracles to everyone, or a morgue to raise all the verified dead.

These camera miracles is only meant to deceive those with mini brains.

jaephoenix:
You go wait tire

I have not even see one pastor who has gone to the morgue or hospital and declare everyone alive and healed. It's always those ones arranged in the church.

Mariangeles:
Can medical science cure HIV and different types of cancers?
Una go wail taya!

We're just getting started.
Y'all ain't seen nothing yet!

JESUS CHRIST REIGNS OVER THE EARTH!
WE'RE TAKING OVER!

Your pastors can cure HIV and cancer?

Mariangeles:
🗣️🎙️🎼🎶 Ekwensu k'ihere mee gi n'uwa, k'ihere mee gi, ma gi, ma ndi otu gi ooo, ihere mee gi!🎵

Ihere emegbuola Ekwensu na ndi otu ya!

Actually, your African gods are called Ekwensu and the white god is called saviour. And somehow you are told you'll go to heaven and you also believed because you think above the the cloud is heaven.


Even the peeps who introduced to you it didn't fall for their teaching so much as you did.

Mariangeles:
No, science can't!

The GOD that I serve has done that, and so much more!
And there are evidence to prove it.

I need the evidence.

jaephoenix:
They know its only bullshit they can offer. They secretly know those advice don't work but are quick to offer it.
I met a man coming back from church(he was clutching a Bible). He begged me for money and said, "Sir, I'm very rich, I need some money, even if its tp to go home". I replied him"The lord whom you faithfully serve has already made you rich. Amen"! and started walking away. The dude held me and said "Sir its not like that nah, please help me". I shrugged him off and continued my way

The funny thing is that they made them believe it is okay to suffer on earth inasmuch as God has prepared mansions for them in heaven.

Omo, that thinking is far from common sense.

There is a premium feature hidden somewhere behind the freemium.

Black men are naturally very wicked.

I propose a theory that these people's brains need to be studied because I cannot believe they share the same brain as I do. Unless I am wrong, you can prove me wrong.

Go on any Facebook ad displaying maybe a person who's about to be amputated and prolly needing donations for medical care, you'd see Nigerians all over the comment sections saying things like:

"Hurry, join the 7am NSSPD live stream and place your hand on the tv and you'll be healed."

"Take the child to Redeem Church Ojota behind flyover, and join any of their services. God will descend on you."


"Pray this prayer and you will be healed: god, recover my leg today.' Say it 72 times with faith "



I mean, what is all this!

The person needs financial assistance of probably ₦3m and you have nothing to offer but religious stereotypes, when you could have just sent a lil support in cash.

Stop being overly superstitious and get dressed for the event.

Also, be mindful of what you eat anywhere always...not just about the dream.

Avoid this if you value your common sense:

cutecommend:
Pray about it. It may mean these signs.

(1) A false dream that means nothing but wants to bring fear on your family.
(2) Something dangerous that has come in or about to come in.
(3) Spirit of promiscuity, perversion, adultery etc is about to come.
(4) An anti-marriage spirit that is angry about a good marriage union about to take place.
(5) A sign that there is danger coming in the marital union. It may be a sign of NO.
(6) An evil spirit from your family's side that wants to attack.
(7) A sign that a decision will bring darkness to the family.
Etc.

But why you may need to be alert is why such dream is coming when a union is about to happen.

Let your family pray and fast about it now if not, in the future you may say "AND I SAW A DREAM OOH"

azpekuliar:
Na so Payday/Changera cease my money till today. To hell with these virtual dollar card apps

Payday started good.

But became the worst thing that could happen to anyone.

skultrick:
No be to dey shout very good rate. What is your rate today lemme compare it this Chipper criminals.

Chipper put exchange at $1787 when it is $1590 in black market. If you now want t to withdraw the dollar you funded at $1787 they will pay $1585.

This is pure daylight robbery. To even pay for services go dey fear you.

Exactly.

Their funding rates are high asf. But withdrawals lesser. It's robbery.

Aammee77:
No be lie, country don spoil
It's 50 naira each in my hood too ...

I cannot fit even lick and chew midway as I do years ago. I had to lick all through.

Living in Brokelyn is tough.