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What if you were Joe?

You go bite the finger that feeds you? 🙂

Maybe Seun, you can add Paystack or Flutterwave for auto payments on your ads. The system process is next to a snail.

"You'll Find Love Without Money. But Only When You're A Boy" still sounds like the statement of a boy.

Trust you, the full story is related. That's why you can't say it or lie about it. It will so fit.

Dzzzz:
You don’t even know the full story,you just open mouth waaaaa…

Dzzzz:
I bought brand new IPhone 7* back then for a babe,Na only kiss I still collect🥺

That's what you get when you monetise what your mouth can talk and fix.

You guys have the culture to monetise everything.
1. You monetise talking stage to a restaurant to eat. Food na toasting?

2. You can't even ask her out without the bragging because you feel it makes you measure up. "I live in the Estates...I would have been out with my Lexus so we go out but manage with me in this Highlander. I promise tomorrow we go out in my Benz." So you mumu like this??

3. You buy clothes you don't really like..but your friends admire for you.

4. You buy gadgets you don't need ..but because it qualifies you to the status of your ilks. I mean those who still think like you. Like, why are you and all your friends wearing timberland just to go and buy suya? Are you really okay in this world?

5. You want to get laid as an adult and you are instantly thinking you must spend and spend and spend to worth it. Why didn't you just contact an escort? Why are you so desperate to be overlooked?

Have you considered just asking "can we have sex tonight?" I am sure you are shocked and it sounds foreign. It doesn't. You just didn't know it works. It promotes your confidence to speak like you have your onions. Which one bi: "em, I don't know if you are free after here, we could go to my house for some Netflix and chill."

Everything is wrong with that statement. One, you are not creative. Other mumūs also use that statement. More than 100m of them.

Secondly, you know you just spent ₦120k because you monetised your conji. Now your brain is telling you to recover the sum by any means possible...by getting laid. That's why if she says NO, you start acting like a hungry hyena. 😆😆😆.


6. Have you tried shifting the discussion from " tell me about yourself" so you start lobbying for composure to "May I ask if your present boyfriend is okay you being out with another guy?". No unmarried woman is biologically single. Even the ones who don't have boyfriends aren't biologically single. Go and find the meaning of "biologically" cos I am sure you still wanna ask me questions I am warning you against.


7. Why are you trying to use your poor games to lure her to your house? Do you think she's a Chinese program or what? Have you tried saying it plainly "I was hoping after this walk we go to my house and maybe have some sex since you think we are compatible. But wouldn't that be presumptuous?" Read that again. You just moved from being the seeking-for-approval guy to being the guy. Now nobody is think you want this or that. I mean, even if you still want to monetise.


8. Have you ever asked her the main important questions?? "So what's your genotype, blood ground and HIV status? I guess no. You are more interested in what phone she uses. Person wey still carry Xr-converted to 17.

9. Have you dropped her off in a quiet and lonely place without behaving like a grapist? Cello tape your penis mate. Drop her off, bid her goodbye, and leave. Don't you fcking have self control?

10. She tells you she will think about it and you are rejoicing. I need to chisel you some good reasoning. Trust me, idi foolish. Think about what? How did you present it? Who asked you to say you love her? Who asked you to toast? Rule of thumb is first verifying if the person you love isn't a dumbo...make you no go tell 20-years old girl wey dey call you " brother Uchenna " for compound say you love am. You go turn " Uche" once..she no go even look your face.


Nna eh, I am just reaching you these things for free.

See you later.

Time to go and hawk in the traffic..

Have you ever sent money to someone about ₦100k (maybe small to you, but not to me) to assist them in sth and they totally ignore you maybe because they feel the sum wasn't worth their expectations?

Then you call in couple of days later to ask about their welfare and check if they'd mention it and they didn't?

You called sometime later and talked about it and the animal says "oh, I saw it. You try."

FSBoperator:
You lie.

No other adminstration has been tough on terrorists and bandits like the Tinubu led FG which has secured over 2,000 convictions so far.

Even your SE is enjoying Tinubu's clampdown on terrorists.

Convictions?
And rehabilitations?

You guys are not jokers. You are actually the joke.
Have a nice century.

You aren't bothered the govt is treating the error with kid's gloves sofar it's the north doing it?

I mean, supported by the army, the police etc??

You are relaxed knowing every armed wing in the country support your being dessicated?

FSBoperator:
Why are you bothered about what is going on in the north ?

Use the State police bill to setup your own legal policing force that is backed by law to carry arms and custodial powers .

Why must you fixate so much on what is going on in the north.

If the north like , let them make bandits and terrorists their police.

It's up to us down south to ensure we have our own police force that will check their madness if they dare extend it anywhere into the south.

I prefer Vitamilk.
You prefer kunu.

Preferences differ.

tuzeriouz:
chilled kunu aya is ideal

I call it washing and setting.

Step am down with chilled Vitamilk.

Then locate one extremely bustling FIFA-world-cup viewing centres and expel gas gradually. Soundless bass and gradual theatrics. Permit the atmosphere to inhale. Allow the individuals to depart. Loosen up like the superior you are and savor the instant. Join them in finding the culprit. Be angry too...but, count your blessings and name them one by one.

You, my friend, deserve royalty too.

According to the force PRO, the trending video of the armed cyclists are vigilantes.

Tor.

Since vigilantes now carry assault rifles, SMGs, and AAs, it is time to legalise it for everyone to reduce the workload and waving capacity on the police.

Cos the law in the north is different from the law in the south?

Secondly, now they are pushing for the state police, what becomes of the Hisbah?

Two types of advertisement:

1. Straightforward.
2. Any other means necessary.


Besides, why should you be interested in money you didn't work for?

The glorification of 'Deputy Governor's Son" reeks of fabricated stories.

I refuse to interfere in a family talk.

It's been long I watched Nollywood.

lonelydora:
Omo, I'm guilty of about 5 oo.

Meanwhile, are you from Ohafia? The last statement on number 36 is a signal

The north feels they country who rules, cos of the unchecked overpopulation.

Actually, who rules is dependent on how much you can bribe the commission.

With AI, you can use one week to program the server to output votes for specified candidates and keep it that way until the announcement.

Good news. More of this pls.

There are miserable people everywhere.

It has nothing to do with any church.

Escorts get married.
Some escorts aren't married.

Church girls get married.
Some church girls aren't married.


Can you understand my post?

Postulate based on empirical data, not personal experience.

Bayo?

I thought it was a human being.

People are more invested in discouraging others these days to remain in the Bandit Republic.

Good news to the prodigal sons and their prodigal fathers.

How can you arrest a man who wants only good things for Nigeria!

A country ruled by the corrupt!

Free Sowore immediately!

Lol. It's like you grew up in a peaceful home. You'd think others just became wayward out of the blue.

friday2011:
My dear, pls if you by chance know the man's children, you better tell them to seek forgiveness from him. If they have been kind to him, he will not because of fathers day greetings from children be laying curses, these are signs of built up frustration, curses dey oo, in case you dont know, expecially from a blood line.

Free Sowore immediately!

He's the only reasonable politician in Nigeria.