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Prison, watery beans, sperm deposit, death row.

You are a US. soldier.


So fcking what?

It looks like they are the ones who put the fan on fire. Why? Anything that's one the coil that will catch fire will immediately should the fan from working.

But they don't know this so their brains told them to turn the fan on so viewers can see it's a working fan.

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poshestmina:
Nobody needs to remind you if you're on Band A.

Even while present,I switch off any appliance I'm not using at that moment.

😅😅😅
Dem no dey tell person. Lol

Just painted it. Not new look.

Another person strip. Oversabi dey cover am. Pastard.

Growing up,

I knew one local boxer who decided to add juju to his boxing career. He defeated everyone around him. In fact, he was so good the local people would bet their life savings on because he'd actually win. And he always won.

In fact, he started to win the title of a Samson in the village and was feared like Okonkwo of Achebe. He also got all the femme fatales. No one knew his power wasn't in his dreadlocks like Samson.. and you know, as his name turned out to be Ogbuagu (meaning: Lion Killer), it meant the end of competitors.

During matches, you dare not hail him with the name Ogbuagu! Ogbuagu! He would nearly kill his opponent! Ha! And if en come bi female voice dey hail am, just go and price a coffin. That's how he damaged one of his opponent's spinal cord! And you know the irony? The village WWE had no standby doctors to correct fractures, dislocations etc..so you'll carry your cross, and your family will carry it with you like Joseph of Arimathea. And because of the shame of losing and the stigma of being called a loser, you'll keep fighting...until dem finally send you to coma, or kpai you. Chuckles.

He was feared more than Covid-19. You hit him, you fall. He hits you, you enter coma! It's a two-way deathbed! Juju was working well!

He grew so quick because of his undefeated streak so he was sent abroad to see if he'd qualify to feature in bigger shows...na so this my man carry en juju for pocket travel.

Match don set naw, en and oyibo man enter. Trust guy man naw, en don wake en juju feed am well so he'd create an impression...cos as they say, first impression matters. Na so oyibo man rush am with four jabs and one uppercut, na so my guy shout "Ibeku leeee!" En run commot for ring. Manager rush meet am say wetin happen make en enter back say na money dey count. En no gree enter ring dey scream "na hand this person use dey hit me like this or na engine block?" As in e get the kind beating dem give am, juju jejely just comot the body go rest before dem kill am.

Na so my guy from heavyweight champion become Palm Tree cutter for village until his late travels to the neither world.

Chuckles..

Made-up story. They had to put the "IPOB" tag in it to send a message.

...as if anyone in the SE walks around shouting they are IPOB soldier. Lol

Including the president...or it is dictatorship.

kpankpangolo:
Softsport was correct then.

Yes but their action was wrong.

Unmarried people can advise married people ehn

BewareOf419:
Showing your wife your account balance

Lol

kpankpangolo:
Call their customer service and report their response here.

I did. I made another post.

I called their customer care line and these pastards defended it saying when you do a new plan, any sum on the old plan disappears and that you cannot do a new plan until the old expires.

Note: I have actually done a new plan and saw the old balance before. So this scam is new.

They even called it an Unlimited Plan. What is unlimited in a plan that doesn't last up to a week? Do you even know that when when the device is off, MTN still charges for data usage?


It's proven that MTN are scammers! I must replace them. It's now a priority .

Y'all eat goat meat and turkey before? Wow. Rich kids.

SoftSport:
Maybe MTN removed the 68GB because it's tied to another data package, so they streamlined your account to reflect the most recent 150GB plan, which helps avoid any mix-ups or overlapping charges

Going by your explanation, it is still scam.

The old one hasn't expired. So if I did a new plan (still on their FUP package), they have no rights to remove the old plan wey I use money buy for stupid overlap reasons they may tender. What they should have done is show me both side by side not delete the old data.

I had about 68gb left on my Mifi so I decided to top it up with another 150gb (monthly plan). To my greatest disbelief, MTN removed my 68gb and left only the new 150gb.


This is so bad!

It's actually balanced..

One fallen angel came to rule Nigeria.

Adieu..

Pastors are business men. Na una bi their clients. I no rate any of them

Bulaba's lapdogs doing what they were paid to do!

Very petty politicians.

Danwakae:
Boniface talks more than he play football

So?

SocialJustice:
I wish them the best recovering the N840m. 🤡🤡🤡 Stop the company from using your trademark not turn it into a means to enrich a dead business.

Nigerians and picking stupid fights they can't win.

Permit me to take you for granted.

SocialJustice:
I wish them the best recovering the N840m. 🤡🤡🤡 Stop the company from using your trademark not turn it into a means to enrich a dead business.

Nigerians and picking stupid fights they can't win.

Omg.
What am I reading!

SocialJustice:
Thieves, they will just sit down and start targeting companies.

How?
That I shouldn't sue a company that steals my registered property or what?

APC is hungry for power so they commit crimes in states and ask for a declaration of SoE...politicizing human lives over public positions.

The word "rushes" in the title was unnecessary. The profiling has to stop!

APC supporters are dumb. They support everything the APC does...even if it is lying against them.

The ability for self reflection and reasoning is at a default zero alpha.

If Abacha could go, who bi Bulaba?