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Imagine having a factory producing containers of lollipops and someone is begging to gift you just a stick of lollipop. It's liken to this super story.

To keep the pastorship format working, you need to always create sympathetic stories..

Some overly brainwashed and rinsed people will still contact him after the story to gift him triple the story size thinking that's how God will triple their blessings.


You don't need to sell anything to make heavy money..just sell stories, and be very good at leading at double life..just make sure you can never be caught. This format is the oldest trick in the book of con men.

Worshipping Daddy GOs, Governing body, or Idolizing anyone in the Bible other than God.

A sinner has no rights to shame another sinner.

SmartyPants:
So why did Peter Obi fire non indigenes when he took over? Clearly just a rabid bigot or simply not clever as you say.

True that..

zero8zero:
Do you know northerners have more appointments so far than Yoruba?.. you guys are so senseless. You talk without proofs or making your own findings.

You aren't even relevant on this topic. Chat someone else in your category..

Poverty is a sin, and then the Bible says money is the root of all evil.


Poverty is the root of all evil. Simple.

Tallesty1:
I think his point is that Buhari employed Northerners across the North East, North Central, and North West, while Tinubu's appointments are skewed towards the SW, despite being called a 'southern president.


Either way, I like what's happening.

Tinubu is a Yoruba president, and that's what he represents, and have shown.

The same way Buhari is a northern president. Have you forgotten that in Nigeria, it's tribe first before country? Don't pretend like we are one naw.

jesusjnr2020:
So you mean Jesus who prayed long prayers and repeated the same Words Himself was praying and acting like the Pharisees. He was only wasting His time and we ought not follow His example?

Matthew 26:44 (KJV)

And he left them, and went away again, and prayed the third time, saying the same words.

I thought you wanted to show me where he repeated or mumbled words like you guys do. He taught his followers what to pray about already.

If you want to compare so badly, why cannot you fast for forty days and forty nights?

kettykin:
Buhari never favored his tribe. The CBN governor was Delta, the minister of finance was firstly Yoruba, the NNPC GMD was firstly Delta . Even some of his top ministers like foreign affairs, works were fro the south. The Chief judge was a southerner , Chief of staff was from Borno and later kwara. Chief of army staff an IGP

He did.

Nonsense made-up stories that has nothing to do with God.

I didn't even complete my university education: -Bill Gates

But he doesn't mention his family was rich! He didn't complete his University was his own doing not due to poverty! His family was rich!

My family was so poor that even poor people called us poor: -Pastor E.A. Adeboye

That's why you enriched yourself from poor people's sweat?



All of them always have a story to tell...but always hide the facts. The other day, Dangote claimed he started poor and small. How dare he lie! Dangote's grandfather was Dantata! A known billionaire! Dangote's father was a billionaire too...from a very rich family!

Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff, and Bill also made it look like they were poor before becoming rich! Lies! They are all from wealthy families! Mark parents were rich and supported him! He didn't drop out due to poverty! He dropped out due to his stubborn and crooked nature! And Mark started off Facebook (known as The Facebook then) as a project after he scammed Havard! Yes, he scammed the school into thinking he created the platform as The Facebook of Havard and used it to generate traffic! It was a big case!

Bill Gate's father was a very rich attorney! His not finishing a school is common with many rich spoilt brats! Ain't no successful story!

Even Goodluck claims he had no shoes. But refused to put Nigerians in his new shoes!


And Genevieve and Waje are like "I got pregnant in sec school." Anybody force you nack?


The other ones say they sold rat poison, they slept under bridge, this and that. People are still doing it! Does it mean God is partial!!

And many more stories!

Read and verify! You are not any success story trashcan! Verify!



So before you try to promote success stories, know the facts! Most of them lie!

Frigga13:
Buhari never ever did a tribal appointment

Show us Biharis appointments and how many Fulani and Hausa Fulani..

Make una no dey lie anyhow

Buhari appointments were majorly northerners not fulani…
Northerners from east west and central

This Yoruba government of Tinubu has 99% Yoruba tribe .. not southerners

Wake !

What's the difference between Buhari a northerner employing mostly northerners and a Tinubu from SW doing the same to mostly SW?

If the table turns, the leader will also favour his tribe.

That is Nigeria for you. We were never one.

Someone?

Wetin concern me with an imaginary someone?

PulaPower:
If not that Tinubu hate Igbos, why would he made them commissioners in Lagos when he was a governor?

Talk smartly.

Government houses are for Nigerians first before tribes.

Many Yoruba people who will support this and even defend it will fight against it someday when the table turns.


- the table-turning world we live.

In Nigeria, this stage is a trap for some girls to render your life koboless. And it's not like you are even going to be the only applicant in the love job.

Imagine someone comparing what you can offer to what another can offer... "Somto dey drive Benz and he's promising me an iPhone and two Brazilian hair, and this one is busy telling him he'll love me with all his heart when he is still struggling to buy me common four sticks of snail of ₦15k. Na love I go chop?"

You sef no fear who fit chop four sticks of snail in one sitting! That's about 16 animals at once!

Now who is Somto? Somto is an internet scammer who picked $5k, bought a car and is spending the rest money finding HIVAIDs with his penis.

It is also a stage where you CAN be taken for a fool! I mean, yes. You can be kept as an option. Bisola will always say: "you can't keep all your eggs in one basket."

"We have sex so she can't be using me!" You can still be wiping and be used by her! Whoever told you sex is an indication of love! Just console yourself already!

That's not even to tell you the bitterest truth that a Nigerian girl can still love you very much and still many who is ready. Now you see the definition of "who is ready" must have money attached. Even the ones that add love, there's always money bending in one corner. Note, I don't really mean that you may be poor but who knows? What money cannot do, more money can do it.

Want another truth? You fit still dey struggle with talking stage make Bayo dey snub her messages after "collecting what he wants." It's the same Bayo who professed "Nkiru, I have many girls in my life and they don't really give me the vibes you give me. I will be Bayoside in everything." This is the same Nkiru heartbroken by spare parts expert Chinonso who she served as a sales girl for three years, before graduating to an understanding girlfriend. I mean, three years of "don't forgot to buy postinor. I don't want ploblems o."

Let me not even forget the fact that it seems like every time you meet a Nigerian lady, e bi like she's just coming out from a relationship like some popular customer who patronises a local airport. Very busy airport indeed!


My drunkard uncle will always advise that if you have a spec complex of wanting to marry a virgin. There's every tendency you will marry a lie. I mean, someone who will outsmart you until you join your ancestors yonder. So while having a spec is good, be cautious you fit too!

I hope I’m not still being a total buzzkill for you. If you're diving into the talking stage, just remember to set some boundaries—it's like putting up a friendly fence around your heart! Most guys tend to notice a woman's physical features right off the bat. You never even know her name, but you are already planning a memorable bedtime. And that's when you end up overlooking everything else that really matters. Let the talking stage just be the talking stage.

Smell nice, but don't push it. It's not an audition...it is a get-to-know. The first question that really matters is "what is your genotype" before "what would you like to eat." AVOID stupid pickup lines online...it makes you sound dumb. Go straight to the point that you want both of you to work things out and give a relationship a start. You and I know you are not romantic so stop the nonsense "Like Romeo and Juliet, I think God made you for me" gibberish. Just say what you want before ordering even meatpie.

Who says the talking stage has to happen at Chicken Republic with two charred chickens on the table, legs akimbo, and cutlery ready for battle? Not me! Not you too! Talking stage can happen in a zoo or recreation place where you folks can walk too!

But una guys like to monetise everything! And the girls don't disappoint to not be hungry! "Give me Amarula!" See your forehead like Amarula. Drink water abeg.


Stop monetizing what your mouth can deliver! Well, you know how it goes—during those early chats, a lot of guys seem to think that flashing their cash is the way to win a lady's heart. And many ladies use this opportunity to eat brunch, lunch, crunch, sunch, dunch, munch, and save in their reservoir.
Then I think it really shouldn't be called a talking stage, right? It ought to be a financial analysis naw.

Me I am a local man and na advice I dey give.

I will advise that if you are ready for marriage, leave the wooing and let the friendship work on its own. Yeah, I understand you'll say how but it can also work if you know your onions.. Focus and invest only on marriage-driven relations in Nigeria...every other thing is a waste of time.

Goodluck on your journey.

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Thanks for your understanding.



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jesusjnr2020:
There's a dimension of power in the spiritual realm a Christian can never attain if the person doesn't pray at least for hours on a daily basis.

So praying long prayer on a daily basis isn't a luxury for every serious Christian but a necessity.

God bless

Lies from the pit of hell. This statement is unbiblical and false, just like Jesus said people in the last days or end times would preach.

Long prayers mean nothing if you are doing a repetitive word session, acting to be holy like the Pharisees show, or talking gibberish for hours!

God knows your need before you need them! And there's nothing to pray for hours about! Yes, there is nothing to pray about for hours...unless mumbling redundancies just to look good spiritually to please oneself!

Jesus taught to pray short and meaningful in his model prayer, "The Lord's Prayer." Whatever else you are doing is just Pharisee landing!

When Buhari was doing the same, they were hailing him. Everyone hates when the chickens come home to give the roost, yeah?

No spirit speaks to anyone for anything. Just eat, shit, and ensure you go good to your neighbours as yourself. Needless to lie spirits speech through/to/via/with you!

Wike has many voices.

Perfecto.


No time for conventional school lecturer drama in Nigeria! What they will not tell you is that the results are the same!

It's one thing to demand.

It's another thing to release the money foolishly...and last time I checked, you aren't releasing the money on gunpoint...so it's still within your power to moderate.

I refund to the same account it was sent from.

If the person refuses to send the same account details, I'd rather it is settled in the police station... because I cannot facilitate the Fake Transfer Scam for anyone.

Little wonder they refuse to make the process digital.

phorget:
I would rather land in such a mess.
If after giving him notice of renovation and he still lingers on then I wouldn't mind rolling in dirty waters with him.

I don't mean a small mess. You go pay tire

Namaster:
REMOVE the roof!

If he dares, the landlord has landed in a bigger mess.

Firing squad.

uuzba:
At least they will know that you can return with the soldiers to beat them.

E bi you dey America

This Volvo fit tow Sequoia.

Olaolar:
Carry soldiers along

As per?

Are soldiers mechanics?

With your soldier, if dem wan cheat you dem do still cheat you.

There are still trusted sellers in Nigeria but are rare...and before you meet them, you would likely go through wolf-like marketers.

When I bought mine, I was fortunate and met the direct owner after the marketer was meandering about. The direct seller no get stress. He even gave me a guarantee but I didn't need it because nothing spoilt..

nifemi25:
No doubt, it's either that mechanic of yours has a good heart or he is a relative .... Most of the mechanic would have sweet mouth a bad car for you to buy inorder to get his own share from the car seller..... This is more reason I advice people who intend to buy a car should try as much as possible to get a tokunbo... All this naija used car are just packaging

Even most of the Tokunbo cars in Nigeria are Nigerian used repackaged.

Their usual line is: ”buy and drive. Sound engine, only AC needs gas."

Or

"Na woman drive am last."

And why are you budgeting ₦4.5m for a 2004 Camry Nigerian used?