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gudsamaritan4rm*ell:
Hey what's up guys.... Just passing by!!! Was once here as well 2012/2013 discussion forum lol... Heard u guys are having issues with paying with Mastecard. Paid for my cousin yesterday and it was a bit funny. If u reside in IB or Lagos you could holla for assistance 08063178025. Wait oooo any Electrical student in the building? Wishing y'all success

A wolf dat baes like a sheep.

Is it just me, or is this country becoming 'the dwarf of Africa'? Are we supposed to receive military support from a nation the size of lagos despite having the 2nd largest land soldiers in d world? Dis is a case of a child pledging combat support to an adult. Unless we're no longer capable as we used to be.

If only the more privileged cld swap places with d less privileged, they'd get d true picture. Most hookers do nt take pride in wat they do, they only do it cos it's d only quick means they knw of fending for thmslves. If women were equally as strong n physical as men, prostitution wldnt strive dat much cos these ladies wld take to armed robbery n kidnapping. The govt shld find a way of rehabilitating these ladies n help them get better lives.

I used to wonder y immigrants stil persist risking dear lives crossing the mediterranean* sea just to leave this country called Nigeria. Jamb has just given a gud reason. Pple knew abt these private universities and their unaffordable fees thus, steered off them. Nw dibu and his insensitive policy is posting ppl to d same schs they cnt afford. Where is d sense in dat? I want to look dibu in d eyes n ask him to tel me hw on earth am i goin to afford d fees of my kid sista wit d little income i earn.

B4 nw, admission in UI ws based on p.utme only. Jamb ws just a pre-qualifyin exam to secure a chance of sitting for d test. Quite a lot of cndidates didnt put in their best in sitting for utme because UI gave d impression they only nided at least 200+ to sit 4 d test. Just like a 100m race, usain bolt isnt particular abt winnin d rounds and heats. He puts his least in qualifyin, n saves his best 4 d final. Many cndidates in UI were savin their best 4 d last. Nw Dibu hs denied them d chance.

B4 nw, admission in UI ws based on p.utme only. Jamb ws just a pre-qualifyin exam to secure a chance of sitting for d test. Quite a lot of cndidates didnt put in their best in sitting for utme because UI gave d impression they only nided at least 200+ to sit 4 d test. Just like a 100m race, usain bolt isnt particular abt winnin d rounds and heats. He puts his least in qualifyin, n saves his best 4 d final. Many cndidates in UI were savin their best 4 d last. Nw Dibu hs denied them d chance.

D unique thing abt UI is dat she has all the states as its catchment area, and she admits using only putme. An igbo boy like phransistuny* may be edged out in schs like unilag cos of catchment area, whereas his fellow in UI stands a chance since all d states are within d catchment. Jamb shld respect herself by forwarding all d candidates who chose UI to her, since it's 100% putme, nt 50%utme + 50%Putme. Isnt she unique?!

For UI, 47,000 scored 180 above. Those who scored 200 above wld likely be below 25,000 cos failure(180-199) always supercedes pass(200+). UI applicants who scored 200+ all stand a chance of sitting for the putme cos UI uses only putme to admit, nt utme, nt both, and her putme is PPT Whch means she can actually conduct the test to accommodate many applicants. For those who didnt get a gud feedback after entering their details, dnt fret, they'll resolve d problem by monday.

U all shld calm ur nerves. This eligibility stuff is just a ploy to resolve the dispute btw jamb and d universities. Dibu is a helper from hell. Take for example Unilorin with over 100,000 candidates scoring 180 above, d most d sch cn admit is 15,000. Dibu is redirecting some candidates to other schs with less candidates because he doesnt want these top notch universities to reap bountifully using post-utme from the excess candidates who chose unilorin. He's offering help wit ulterior motive.

@FemiBLOKE, i remember queueing to purchase GCE form some years ago at afrbank. It was actually late form sales. I was on d queue when a gal came to me and begged me to help her. I allowed her join the queue in front. Guess what? Just when it was my turn to pay and get d form, they told me there's no more form. That was how i missed out sitting for GCE dat year. Like i said, the top courses have limited spaces, d contenders are many. It's a contest. Give alm to ur rival and u'l be giving him 'arm'.

cassyrooy:
I want to comment on these posts.

Feel free babyboy

I'm not trying to play the devil's advocate, i'm just trying to make u realise the bitter truth. If u help ur rivals study harder or u help them knnw what u knw, fine u'l get a reward in heaven, bt ur chances of getting a reward in UI becoms slimmer for every rival u help. Dont forget, many are called, bt very few will be chosen.

Most of u so called 'helpers' dnt knw the rules. Take mbbs for example, the quota in UI is at most 180. I'm sure at least 1500 candidates are qualified to sit for the putme. The space is limited, the candidates ar many. When u unwittingly kip helpin ur rivals study, u help them knw wat u knw, they ar likely goin to edge u out, cos they got to knw wat u knw, bt u dnt knw wat they knw. Francis-T understands wat i'm trying to point out cos he got edged out last year. In summary, play ur cards close to ur chest

Hmm. U fellas shld calm ur nerves, putme is alot simplier than u think. Test of IQ in ur related utme subjects. Try to spend more time improving on ur IQ. Many are called, bt those with great IQs will be chosen.

Well, GEJ truly deserves commendation for conceding defeat. In 2011 election, Buhari never conceded defeat, and we all know what that singular rejection led to, so much lives and properties were lost. So, I'll say GEJ deserves some respect.

FrancisTony:
Source - Francistony

When u grow old enough, u'll stop eating in ur dreams. Whatever ur mummy cooks, eat it like that. Stop complaining abt lack of meat in ur soup. Eat whatever she dishes u, u hear? Longa throat

elbinmanny:
This is one part of the meeting between the President Elect of The Frederal Republic of Nigeria Gen. Muhammadu Buhari and the British Prime Minister David Cameron many Nigerians wouldnt want to see.
Before the meeting , Buhari was seen alone waiting for close to 30 minutes for before he had access to The Prime Minister who after the meeting ,walked the next Nigerian President to the door and promptly turned back and left. Leaving Buhari stranded

What other treatment do u expect from a man who tried convincing our president-elect to consider vetoing the anti-gay law passed in Nigeria, only to hear this from our president-elect.... 'Mr cameron, u're fortunate that this discussion is being held in London. If you had flown down to Nigeria to make such request, I wld have jailed u for 14yrs, and not even the queen of england can get u out.

buygala:
Good for her

But please someone should please tell me:

How does a lone girl trek on lonely roads for long distances without being raped or robbed, or even murdered for rituals? ....

How come she has so few blisters on her feet? ... and how did she still possibly cover that long distance in such a short time with all the leg blisters which must have plagued her?

Funny how u perceive Nigeria to be all round bad. Thank God she didn't come across u along the road, who knows, u might just do to her all wat u pointed out.

35 squares.

winetapper:
Dumb pinture what if he bends his head?

Well, the top of his head shld actually be tied to the pole. U can tie it in ur mind.

Do you agree this should be d best form of punishment for rapists?

Rev King!

Ok

Cute

focus7:
Guy you are acting as a kid. Since you have chosen to let the matter between you and your wife go, your attitude towards your mother inlaw is unnecessary, if she's acting as a normal woman will act, you should display more courtesy pursuing peaceful relationship between you, you have to come to term with the facts that your inlaws are part of your extended family so there shouldn't be need to be prolonging and promoting animosity. That woman deserves every respect you can afford regardless what she has done, you don't make things right by doing wrong.

You must be a kid for saying this. First of all, are u old enough to tell him he's acting like a kid? Second of all, do u know how it feels to catch ur partner cheating on u? U think it is that easy to let go or forgive and forget immediately? The fact the mother conversed with her daughter in discreet, it's clear she's the fault-covering kind of mother. Her daughter must have taken after her.

I'll like to see ur reaction when u catch ur wife in bed with a younger guy and ur MIL tells u u shldnt be angry that it's one of those things

FlirtyKaren:
Ladies can now comfortably do a pee standing up. Isn't that wonderful? *winks*


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/see-new-toy-that-lets-women-pee-like-man.html

Devilish! Soon they'll invent artificial bre-sts for men to feed their babies in lieu of the wives. This is just d devil trying to twist God's plan for human.

Since the nutcase insurgents have signed to die early and not grow old, the army shld see to it they all die young.

That's good. Reminds me of my time.
Meanwhile....




2nd to comment....almost there sha.

SHOCK7:
what does d devil 've 2 do with dis?

When your pastor joins him, you'll understand better.

Absalom.

Lool. The devil at work.

Very humble. But then, is Chief Bisi Akande his age mate? Is El Rufai meant to sit while Chief Akande crouch?