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95%!

Teempakguy:
hmmn . . . Momentum eh? But is it enough to launch the bigger ball? We have to obey the law of energy conservation.

A smaller rock that drops from a significant height will have a greater weight force than a bigger rock below thus, the smaller rock will hit the plane forcing the bigger rock to project towards man E.

It's logical. C and E will die! The incline plane would project the rock towards E, while C gets crushed under the plane.

It's logical. C and E die!

A case of self defence, 3rd degree manslaughter. The defence counsel would establish the fact she has no intention whatsoever to want to take his life. The court would strike out the case and acquit the defendant.

Okay

Dunsin89:
moroon The thunder wey go fire you still dey do push-up. Idioooootttt!

Is that the correct spelling? If you're dumb and daft, dats nt an excuse to envy those more brilliant than you are, or those who scored higher than you scored. One fact remains undeniable tho,.... He's innocent, I'm right, and you're dumb!

NB: it's spelt as 'slowpoke'

prettydiva89:
of course why won't he beat you when your kid together is out of wedlock,why won't he take you for granted..

But that's a bad thing to do anyway

Hypocrite! Only a virgin should make such comment. She and MayD indulged in pre-marital sex d same way I'm sure u indulged in pre-marital sex with ur boo. She eventually got pregnant and chose to keep the baby. U may have gotten pregnant as well, and may have chosen to terminate urs. Now u're here criticising her for having a baby outside wedlock, when u're no better. HYPOCRITE!

Quote me if u're a 'V'.

ultraawesome:
Answer these 5 easy chemistry questions

1.The most electronegative element among
the following is
A. sodium
B. bromine
C. fluorine
D. oxygen

2.The metallurgical process in which a metal
is obtained in a fused state is called
[A]. smelting
[B]. roasting
[C]. calcinations
[D]. froth floatation

3.The most commonly used bleaching agent
is
A. alcohol
B. carbon dioxide
C. chlorine
D. sodium chloride

4.The metal that is used as a catalyst in the
hydrogenation of oils is
A. Ni
B. Pb
C. Cu
D. Pt

5The most abundant rare gas in the
atmosphere is
A. He
B. Ne
C. Ar
D. Xe.

1. C (fluorine)

2. A (Smelting)

3. B (Chlorine)

4. A (Nickel)

5. C (Argon)

Correct me if I'm wrong

Dunsin89:
The answer to your ''mumu'' oriented question is NO. Go to OAU, Unilorin or Unilag. #I hate show-off

It's not hard to sense this kid is an antagonist. An innocent question being misinterpreted as a show off. It takes a 'mumu' to identify a 'mumu oriented question'.

Naijasinglegirl:
I made it to the final stage of the recruitment process of one multinational. The interview was for 9am at their Island office.
I can boldly say they were looking for candidates who had the virtue of patience because the interview didn't commence till 1pm.
Seated in the waiting room were 10 other candidates making us 11 altogether. They said it was 15 minutes for each candidate.
I noticed that each time a candidate came out of the interview room, the person had frustration written all over them. (The waiting room was a glass house so we could see those passing by)

I was curious on what sort of questions were being asked but interviewed candidates were not allowed back into the waiting room.
Candidate no5 was the worst hit. He was practically dragging his feet and nodding his head disappointedly as he walked past. I had to sneak out to meet him at the lobby. 
"Please, how was it?" I asked.
He just looked at me and said, "Oniranu. Very yeye man! How can they ask me the effect of cashless policy on naira devaluation just because I had a 2.1 in banking?" 
He said it was a 2-man panel and I should be wary of the dark skinned man who was the devil incarnate. Then he gave me his file jacket to hold briefly that he needed to locate their toilet urgently. He was probably purging cos I see no reason he could not hold on till he got home .
While I waited for him, the man that ushered us in caught me by the lobby. He was mad that I left the waiting room before I was called and instructed me to go into the interview room immediately even though I insisted it wasn't my turn yet.
I tucked no5 file jacket into my handbag and went in, hoping that I would be out by the time he returns from the toilet.

I recognised the alleged devil as soon as I got in.
"Please sit.", the light skinned man (LS) said while his devil colleague sized me up from feet to head. He didn't even respond when I greeted him.
After the usual, "can we meet you?", "what do you know about our company?'' "Why did you apply for this job?" questions of which I answered to the best of my knowledge , the LS man asked me, "Tell us what is happening in NIGERIA.'' All along I kept wishing the devil man will continue playing deaf and dumb till I was out.
I talked about the forthcoming  elections.
LS man was really jovial and I was pleased the interview was towing the way of a conversation with a friend. He told me he's pro PDP and asked which political party I belonged to. I'm in support of neither but the goal is to please your interviewer so I said I'm an avid supporter of PDP too.
"See my person o." He said excitedly. "You need to see what a PDP governor has done in my state."
"Which state Sir?"
"AkwaIbom."
"Oh Governor Akpabio. That man is awesome. He's totally transformed Uyo. Their stadium is a stunner!"
"Not just Uyo, everywhere in the state."
"I once bought a movie ticket for N100 at Silverbird Uyo, are tickets still sold that price?" I asked.
"I don't watch movies. So you've been to my town?"

I was trying to ensure our conversation does not cross our friendly threshold throughout the 15mins duration and by the time he realises I had tricked him into asking me frivolous questions, it will be too late to ask further questions except, "When can you resume?"
All along, the amala-faced man was staring at me like a wounded lion, patiently waiting for me to mess up. LoL. Suddenly, the sound of music filled the air.
"Shoki Shoki Shoki ah! Shoki Shoki Shoki ah! I'm looking for my..."

Both of them looked puzzled and the smile on the LS man face faded. I was confused as to where the music was coming from.
"Young lady, are you looking for a job or you're looking for shoki?" Devil finally spoke.
"Excuse me?" I asked.
The music began again.
"How dare you come into an interview room without switching off your phone!" He roared.
It then occurred to me that it was no5 phone ringing inside my bag. It had destabilised me and the atmosphere and I dug my right hand into my bag, searching  frantically for the power button of the phone.
"Just look at her Mr Eyibo! Look at her! All of them are the same!" Devil said as he slammed his hands on the table ferociously. Mr Eyibo was defenceless.
"I'm taking over from here!" Devil said authoritatively. "Young lady, what are you bringing into this company?"
"Ermmm..." I stuttered. Panic had made me dumb.
"Young lady, I say gauge your attributes and tell us your unique contributions to the growth and continued success of this company?"  He shook his head. "How will you demonstrate integrity and command respect in tough situations as a team member?"
I was just in my seat like, 'Sir, you can vex oh. Instead of you to just tell me there's no job.'
"Call the next person in." He said dismissively. The LS man had sorry written over his face . . .

No5 was full of apologies when I told him everything but the damage had already been done.
Dude currently sends me links of every vacancy he finds online as if that is enough compensation. Good thing he got a regret mail too or we would have been wearing one leg of trousers.
I'm still job hunting..

http://naijasinglegirl.com/how-shoki-song-cost-me-my-job/

Chinua Achebe, the story teller. Na so the file jacket wide reach wey fone fit enter am. Na so ur bag large reach wey the file jacket fit enter am. Na so the guy trust u reach wey he go hand u him file jacket and fone make u hold for am. Na so u fine reach wey them usher u inside even when it wasn't ur turn eh??!

Nice make up story. All in the name to make front page shey?!

Last year's sergeant is now this year's colonel. Hmm, interesting.

Smile..

EggovinMma:
God forbid!
50k salary inside marriage. Na before ooo.But now, I REJECT EVERY SPIRIT OF POVERTY IN MY LIFE.My bible tells me to seek and I shall find, and whatever I bind here on earth shall be bind in heaven. I stand upon the rock of St Peter and I am binding every spirit of poverty in the life of my future husband, every spirit of meagre salary. I lose your hold on that poor future husband of mine.IT SHALL NOT BE MY POTION.50K SALARY KE? Which kind rough play be that?

This is truly a fake, dumb girl. How much did ur forefathers earn? It's not the amount you earn that matters, but what u do with wat u earn. I'd rather marry a man that know how to utilize the little he earns.

i will try 2 tlk to hm to change his mind coming bac. i'v herd both syds of d story. i tink they both hv faults to share.

mumtobe:
I also blamed my frnd. We just met on nairaland. I wud have adviced her not to continue. I added him bt I noticed something didn't feel right about him and deleted him after our first chat. I just came to warn pple to keep their money in their pocket and visit a physical hospital.

What pains me more he never told her to do any test, he was after money. All the tests she did, I was the one that advice her to do them. We even live close by so I gave her directions to where I did my own tests.

Nobody can intimidate me to speak the truth. I be wafi girl. marc9 take note

Ur husband is really a lucky man. In ur bid to stir trouble on behalf of ur frnd, u'r exposing ur stark illiteracy. Hw does chaz wich is short 4 chinaza represnt charles. Typical local gal.

mumtobe:
Wow o. I won't trade insults here cos I am mature. I am just warning people here to trade with caution cos she trusted you and you both have been friends for long now. I can't understand why you would ignore her calls and pings for days. All she wants is her money.

I've known marc for quite awhile, and I know him in and out. I took the liberty to ask him what really happened. From what he explained, I can categorically say your friend is so inconsiderate, and cruel. Ask your friend if he owes him for the service he rendered or not. Nxt tym, don't come here posting things u knw nutin abt. Any1 can also come here to warn ppl that u're a prostitute, or an adulterer. So don't say or do things u won't want ppl to say or do to u. There are 3 sides to a story. For u to come slander him based on one side of the story, that tells u're a grown up kid.

Na wa o

Been awhile here

Service was awesome. Haapy sunday dearies

Congrat 2 all that made the list. And those who are yet to confirm their status, don't lose hope.

Y du ppl loathe wat they can't be? No mata d ha8, it won't bring dwn d prestige and d honour of wat they loathe , or beta stil wat they envy.

Adedayo516:
You won see my jamb photo card, you won see my UI post utme invitation letter??.. Make you take am confirm..... If I won enter any other social science or most of the art courses ni I for enter with my 69 wey I score... But you see, my way no be your way... You have any idea how much sport Psychologists earn??.. BTW, if a NFF job comes in I did take it but that ain't the plan, some peeps know the plan.. Lexxybooy abi I lie??

Your course is Human Kinetic, not psychology, nor sport psychology. HK is the study of human movement and exercise.

For one to work as a sport psychologist, he or she must have studied psychology, not HK, then proceed to getting an M.Sc in sport psychology.

Sport psychology is an aspect of psychology, not HK, that deals with how psychology influences sport.

So if you have a passion for sport psychology, then I'll advise you to find a way to cross over to psychology in year 2, if it's allowed, or u write another jamb and choose psychology.

Doctors without Borders physician who returned recently from West Africa tests positive, New York City mayor confirms.


A physician with Doctors Without Borders who returned from West Africa recently has tested positive for Ebola at a New York City hospital, the city's mayor confirmed.

The doctor developed a fever and gastrointestinal symptoms, the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene said in a statement on Thursday.

The doctor has been identified as Craig Spencer, who lives in Manhattan's Harlem neighbourhood, according to New York City Councilman Mark Levine.

"A person in New York City, who recently worked with Doctors Without Borders in one of the Ebola-affected countries in West Africa, notified our office this morning to report having developed a fever," Doctors Without Borders said in a statement.


http://m.aljazeera.com/se/2014102404119215799

Marc9:
Don't they understand what a 'ceasefire' means? Or they ceased using cooking fire and continued with the gun fire?

I guess so

Suspected Boko Haram attack hits bus station in the town of Azare in Nigeria's northern Bauchi state, witnesses say.


A large explosion has rocked a bus station in a northern region of Nigeria previously targeted by Boko Haram, witnesses said, in what appeared to be the latest crack in the government's purported ceasefire with the armed group.

"We had a huge blast at exactly 9:45pm (20:45 GMT)... We realised it had come from the bus station," said Musa Babale, a resident of the town of Azare in Bauchi state where the blast occurred on Wednesday.

"The whole place was a mess," he added, in an account supported by several others.

The police and military did not answer calls seeking comment but another resident of the affected area near the Kano road said the security forces had surrounded the site.

"We found the place cordoned off by soldiers and police," said witness Mauzu Ibrahim. "From where I stood I saw bodies being put in a van."

Other witnesses also reported seeing casualties but it was not immediately possible to estimate the number and emergency workers were not available to comment.

While the cause of the blast remained unclear, and no group has claimed responsibility for the attack, Bauchi has been one of the hardest hit areas in Boko Haram's five-year uprising against the Nigerian state. 

http://m.aljazeera.com/se/20141022225813392634

That's more I like it

Marc9:
The Slapper slaps the slappee

The Slappee punches the slapper

The people blames the slappee for using a geometric measure against the slapper




In as much as two wrongs don't make a right, the two should at least be condemned.


But condemning just the slappee, Isn't that injustice?

U're such a darling.

Ifeco4donz:
Senseless.

How would a quote make sense to a head that has no brain in it?

preciousjoz1:
young lady please stop referring to anyone as "kids"! those "kids" may be your classmates, they will address you by your first name and there is nothing you can do about it.whatever happened to courtesy?

In tertiary, classmate does not apply. The right word is coursemate. Also calling sm1 by his or her first name is not a sign of disrespect. Probably our african mentality sees it as disresectful when a younger person adresses an older person by his name witout adding a title. It is what I introduce to u dat I'll expect u to address me with.


@marc9, please accept my BBM request

Marc9:
Well, I think one of the most outstanding virtues is 'Tolerance'.

For the pissed guys, learn to be tolerant. No matter how you object to their topic derail, it would still be up to them to stop the derail, or to go out of hands. So the best for you is to ignore them.

For the pissing guys.... Well, try to learn to be considerate towards others. I mean, none of you cooks in the toilet, and poo in the kitchen. In as much as the thread is meant for UI admission processing, you can stil discuss other non-related topics, but you do it with moderation and etiquette!

Well said dear. And I think I need your help. Can I have your contact if you don't mind?