₦airaland Forum

MidasTouche:
I resemble Guardiola abi??

u be wenger

MidasTouche:
Which Kind club is that??

football club

RealAdewole:
GLO weekend +night plan 3gb Na #500

how long can it last sir

MidasTouche:
So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after we finish eating,
I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter
didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to
go look for change, and surprisingly she said I
was embarrasing
her, that I should act like a big boy and leave
the change for the
waiter...
.
Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do incase
she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you
are lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed
5000 people... Is
that the money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60,
plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say
500 naira na small
money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt
N100 and
remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say
500 naira na chicken
change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey u
know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger
of Arsenal will
buy with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never
given 500 naira offering for church o
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira,
untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN
and you have to pay
back....

. Oga come and coach my new club

U do

Thank GoD

Ornate1:
Hello my fellow nairalanders, have been a guest on this forum for a few years now. Over the years, have watched you guys save broken marriages, wavering relationships almost on the verge of collapse, and die-hard friendship being torn apart, with sound advices(a bith harsh, but always true) sometimes coupled with a little bit of sarcasm, which makes me laugh at times with tears rolling down my cheeks that I mostly end up holding my stomach so my tummy won't rip out from too much laughter.
I am a young lady in my mid-twenties, and am a virgin( based on biblical conviction and my own personal belief aside religion). Now this is my challenge, guys comes after me in droves but yet leave the same way as they come, simply because I refuse to put out. I know virginity is not the be all, but I just can't bring myself to sleep with someone who's not mine in all respect(in God's eyes and before the whole world at large). I know you all tired of virginity threads, but please I am so unhappy right now, am just confused as to why most men just leave without getting to know the real me. Why can't they have a healthy and trusting relationship with me void of sex? Help a sister ,advice anything. Because am so sad right now,and I am not in a relationship because of this ,some even hang around, hoping I would change my mind but leaves when they realise they won't be getting any.

we need to talk

Good samaritan

lekjons:
text " D " to 5900, then dial *559*2# to check if they have given you, after that then text "Cancel7d" to 5900 after you've confirmed it.. that one will give you 150mb, after you exaust the mb, repeat the same process again, but this time with "I" (i.e "I" to 5900 and "Cancel7i" to 5900 to Cancel it again) you will be given another 150mb..

Then downlod psiphon handler and configure it as follows...



* Look for "remove port" and tick the box beside it

* look for "proxy type" click it, and select "real host"

* look for "proxy server" and type "musicplus.mtnonline.com"

Then stroll to the bottom and click "save"
It will ask if you want to tunnel psiphon browser only or tunnel whole device, select "tunnel whole device. It will start, then click on "option" >>more options, then tick "connect through http" and "use the following "settings", then go to "proxy" type 10.199.212.2 and port 8080

Close it, open again let it connect and start browsing.

If you still don't get it contact me..

thank u my good boss

[quote thanks boss

[quote I want the music plus sir

lekjons:
well, i'm currently using mtn musicplus cheat with psiphon (300mb weekly for free).. but if you can't manage 300mb a week, another one is mtn 5gb for 24hrs, buh that one will cost you 70naira..

So which one do you want??

I want the musicplus sir

lekjons:
well, i'm currently using mtn musicplus cheat with psiphon (300mb weekly for free).. but if you can't manage 300mb a week, another one is mtn 5gb for 24hrs, buh that one will cost you 70naira..

So which one do you want??

my boss I want the music plus

Number6

gurutech201:
okay download it here and register the way you do on whatsapp
http://www51.zippyshare.com/v/MUFq3M1A/file.html

is not downloading it directed to. A dating site

gurutech201:
are you on telegram?

no I'm not on telegram

My number 08138857163

lekjons:
Most useful??
1. Simple-Server 2. Http Injector 3. Psiphon 4. Open VPN 5. Tweakware

Only for sharp niqqaz!!

teach me boss

octopusfreaky:
lol,,,i changed one,,it worked for only a year but those girls wouldnt let him be,,he fell for them again......soso sad,,with all my struggles,advise and even denying myself of sleep and comfort ..

oya come change me na

Mazi ndewo

Let's call Evil an Evil but the reward is coming my fellow Nigerians never u support evil

The big may survive

Wet. Joke

greenhulk:
I still won't ditch my Google keyboard for this. Let's wait and see what it has to offer.. I've used this keyboard on lumia 920, good keyboard no doubt but I still prefer Google keyboard on android. Every other keyboard lags on android except Google keyboard and the default keyboard on galaxy s6 and LG g3.

Bros NA only u use all this machine

Lagos nawao

ArodewilliamsT:
That's why sensible people now travel with BFR passports.

how real is the passport

Unlimited data I prophecy click LIKE if u gree wif me

Nonybb:
It is just Camera

u mean 2008 camera is better than 2016 camera

I said it

mamagee3:
Hi all, my mother keeps calling me the devil for no apparent reason. When I do nothing bad, she calls me the devil. I am sad and distraught.

u are. Angel not a devil

Is not a child's play to lead a country like America you must put all you got to achieve the American dream.

Good