slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
I find work i see
I see work i nor go run....last last maybe na you go even dey owe them money....month end...employer is like niggarrrr..your salary is minus -115,000 naira..which means your complete salary of 100k is gone and now self you even still dey owe us more 15k....we go deduct am from subsequent payments
The only easy rule there na that clocking card

No matter what in life me nor go ever work for anybody

Except if na federal government job. With job security, promotion, annual leave, hazard allowance, Christmas package
I better sit down inside this my satum( inner room where you huzzle only) dey huzzle with my tools and format

Mivici:
I have a female friend loving and caring.
I really don't know why she is into me, maybe because am also caring, fun to be with or the one meant for her? actually she is a village girl because she was born-and-bred in the village, mind you, she is very intelligent.

I got a call yesterday, when I picked, the voice I heard ask me to meet him at a renowned garden in the village, on reaching there, the man I met introduce himself, I was pleased at first, he ask me what brand will I like to take, I told him Heineken, we were sipping our liquor gradually when he started conversing, he told me that I should leave his sister alone because she had already been taken, I was shocked! Actually am not from that town not even from the state, I am from the middle belt where as the location is in the Eastern part of the country.
I told him but his sister who was my friend has never disclose such a thing to me before, he looks me in the face and told me, he doesn't want to talk to much that he just came back from Europe, Amsterdam precisely, I said to myself, he didn't even have to say that because I know that already. he was riding Audi Q5, I think 2018 model, he now promise to credit my account with the sum of three hundred and fifty thousand to stop picking her calls and calling her because the Man that got him hooked-up big time in Amsterdam has interest in his sister and the man will be coming back next month which is December to meet his parents and doesn't want any attitude from his sister because she had been talking about me recently and I shouldn't even tell her that this was what we even discuss.

Am just thinking of the next actions because I so much cherish the relationship and want to make it permanent.

Vulcanheph:
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35% Use the opera mini daily free bundle
Only 5% Use data

Don't ask me how i knew this.....