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This is organised dream. He knows what he wants and has gotten the prototype.

Marriage made in heaven. Proudly 5%

Nasman:
Kaduna
Katsina
Kano
Kebbi
Sokoto
Zamfara
Jigawa
Borno
Bauchi
Gombe
Yobe
Adamawa
Taraba
Nassarawa
Niger
Benue
Plateau
Kogi
Kwara
Abuja FCT.
I have never been to Southern Nigeria. And I don't want to

they don't need your type

My state is Enugu. Been to Ebonyi( a day trip); been to anambara(several times but never stayed for a week); been to Imo(spent a night, just once); been to Kogi(but outskirts of the state. When I was a kid. We stayed up to a week or so. Though, I have passed the state like million times); been to Kano(stayed up to a year and some months), been to Osun( where I did my NYSC); Been to Nasarawa(more than a year and still do visit); currently in Abuja. I have passed many states including Edo, Ekiti, Ondo, Kaduna, Benue, Delta, Niger. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO ABIA STATE. I HaVe NOT BEEN TO LAGOS,

If what I read about recession as an economist is true, I would say that we are in Depression already. Depression is the highest stage of recession. How to know the difference between recession and depression in economics: Recession is when your neighbour loses his job while depression occurs when you lose yours. Disposable money is becoming almost zero, purchasing power diminishes each day. A seller will buy something for 50 and sells at 65 naira and when he(the seller) goes back to buy that same stock, the price will be 70 naira and he has to sell it at 90 naira at least to minimise another unexpected shock. 'Kids in their parents pockets' have increased. The painful thing is that the govt. are not even attacking what is attacking us. The government is concerned about self-repute. Dodging every flies to remain clean when I can't see the difference between them and the pig.

I try, I know most of them. I used to have problem with Affect and effect. "Advice and advise"; "practice and practise". Some people do not know which one is noun or verb. If you are confused, just remember that the one with "C" is noun.

Go team!

Crime has really increased in Nigeria. Crimes are competing with inflation in this country

Godfullsam:
admire kwa

I couldn't find any befitting word to describe it. LOOK? No, it doesn't suit it because you feel happy anytime you see your poop very clean. Youne like, "mehn, I am healthy!"

Godfullsam:
Number 8 is so true, i usually see the poo that came out from me before flushing it.

there is no way somebody will ignore his own poop. You must take few minutes to admire it. Even doctors sometime ask us, ''how is your poop?" How can you answer that without you admiring your poop?

docjuli:
I think we need a "Breaking News Section"

I think the nairaland officials should look into this suggestion. It will help in pushing urgent topic to frontpage immediately. Me think. You think?

Haybee27:
Bro no vex,it is not their fault oo.we guys love bad bitches

mistaken identity. No guy loves bad bitches. I like seeing cleavages but not tired breasts that need to be pampered. When we were small and in the villages, we boys appreciated it when our parents send us to go to the 'pump'(what we call were we fetch water, all the community have one) because young girls come there also and there is nothing more inciting than seeing a young girl bends to fetch water and you see two 'completely', separated breasts. It was wow! That is cleavage.

May19th:
Shut ur crap, if not for my comment u could have cried marginalisation, IPOB touth.

Good defending then. It is tout

foolinlove:
No. You're not paying for this forum.

you would need a calculator if we should convert the data that I burn on nairaland to money. Seriously?

Estharfabian:

Lol.



izzit your cleavage? izzit your front-page?

I am a nairaland customer and I am justified to complain when I notice a foul in the product I am consuming, right?

Iamsynord:
That was how the choirmistress D stacted me with her yellow breasts in service the other day

i had to fall and lie on my face in order to protect my protruding dick as we were all standing and not allowed to sit...



They all thought i fell in the spirit

Is like you use Universal charger

Yes, the recent 'outbreak' of flaunting breasts(they call it cleavages, but if you know what cleavage is , u won't call them cleavages) is becoming unbearable. Free them,I won't say a sh*t and I won't 'fap' to it either. My anger is that it makes frontpage. How? What I see everyday, every saturday at wedding ceremonies? How could flaunting of breasts make news? Flaunting of cleavages should be on joke section. Just tired!

It is more appropriate to say, " A model flaunts Breasts".

hotwax:
So what happened to Israel?

Have seen Israeli citizens fighting hamaz?

They leave retaliations and security to their government.

Its called civility

yes, but can only do that when the government is sensitive to the plight of the masses. I don't know your background,you may be rich or have rich parents but I want to tell you that the government, just like the previous ones we have had, has ignored the masses again and even in a more cruel way.

May19th:
IPOB Yoots will like this thread, i'm sure they don't understand what is written up there, but they'll call Buhari a dullard anyways.

New method of defending yourself before being attacked. Onye iyaji.

Job lose, job lose, job lose and no Job gain. No be workers who have been working before?

Another method of creating a divide among regions. How can you compare a bride from one state with a region that has 5 states. I can say authoritatively that none of the people that commented knows why they chose Edo or Yoruba apart from the fact that they are from Edo and chose Edo or they are from yoruba and chose yoruba. For me, between the brides, I would go for the Edo because she a bit fair. You can call me racist or 'colorist', the fact is that I like fair skin because I have a dark skin

Na the breasts that needed the photoshop most

hotwax:
[size=17pt]Simple. Yorubas are like Europeans.

They don't join Igbo/Hausa in behaving like baboons.

When Muslims/arabs went on the street of France to butcher people you do not see those white calling for the death of all muslims or start burning mosques. They allowed the French police to carry out their duty.

When Dino Melaye verbally harassed Tinubu's wife, you didnt see Tinubu himself going there to fight, he allowed decorum to play.

When Boston bombers bombed and killed many Americans, you didnt see those white guys killing all muslims or starting riot.

When Bush lost an election to obama, you didnt see GOP declaring war. Nobody bombs oil Pipelines to spite Obama government.

When GEJ called us Agbero tribe, we did not make noise,or wail. We kept quiet and wait for the next election day to make our statement.

We are just civil unlike other tribes.

We are tolerant and above all, we value human life.

If this is called cowardice, then I am a happy coward. Remember Yorubas have not lost a war before[/size]

Check very well brother. I am not the OP and I am not here to correct your assertion but to point out one thing you are missing. If you really want to compare your region, why go for Britain? Why not Russia? Britain has the most fearful citizens in the world. They are afraid of anything that flies. They are cowards. Do you think their exit from EU is because they don't gain economically compared to the fund they inject into the union? They are afraid of muslim refuges. they don't say much because they don't want to be attacked.

theEYe21:
Mind you, I'm not yoruba, because some people don't agree to your delusions and madness doesn't make them yoruba. You're ignorant and a stereotype

you may not but you just exhibited the typical Yoruba trait, which is 'face down'

YNWA1:
Brother I disagree with you. Total disconnection with male friends is too dangerous for a lady.

don't mind the guy. He may be one of those that tell their girlfriends to disassociate with their male friends because of insecurity. They would say, "I have authority over the girl". It is a criminal offence. A girl that you have decided you will never marry but still go ahead and disconnect her from other male friends. It is very bad. Some guys will even go as far as telling their girlfriends to stop following their female friends that she knew before meeting you and they never killed or led her astray but would now do so because mr. Insecurity(Authority) is dating her.

Rexhenrex:
why are the ills of ladies always buttressed and critically analysed while dat of guys are never looked into? Because av noticed that here on nairaland threads talking about the misdemeanor of guys is overlooked on.

#just soliloquizing tho!

both have always been critically buttressed and analysed but you hardly pay attention to that of the guys. You want to unearth an unending argument about guys' never-do-wrong status, right? Just pay attention.

EazyMoh:
Well if you have the money you can get a valid international passport in the next 24hrs, or suspend it till you do. the application shall last at least 3 weeks.

thanks, a lot

EazyMoh:
Sorry, what drivers license or any form of valid ID. anyway you can still submit since it's not that vital. Good luck.

it can't submit without those two being filled. I have tried it number of times but I wouldn't go. No relevant ID

EazyMoh:
I think it should be the number on tour international passport.

hmmm, I don't have any. Not even voterID.

Which one is passport number? Please, I need to apply. At registration stage now. Urgency!