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yazga:
THINGS A GIRL WISH HER BOYFRIEND KNOWS.
1.when you break her heart,the pains never go away.
2.when she misses you, she is hurting inside.
3.when she says its over, she still want you to be hers,possibly want you to treat her right.
4.when she walks away from you mad,she want you to follow her.
5.when she stares at your mouth,kiss her.
6.when she's mad at you, reassure her of your love.
7.when she ignores you give her your attention.
8.when she pulls away, pull her back.
9.when she pushes or hit you,hold her tight.
10.when you see her at her worst,tell her she's beautiful.
11.when you see her crying, hold her and don't say a word,give her room to think.
12.when you see her walking, sneak up to her and hug her from behind.
13.when she's scared,protect her.
14.when she lay her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
15.when she steals your favorite jacket,let her keep it for a night.
16.when she teases you,tease her back and make her laugh.
17.when she doesn't answer you for a long time,reassure her that everything is okay.
18.when she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
19.when she say that she really like you,she really does more than you can understand.
20.when she grab your hand,hold hers and play with her fingers.
21.when she bumps into you,bump into her back and make her laugh.
22.when she tell you a secret,keep it safe and untold.
23.when she looks into your eyes,don't look back until she does.
24.stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
25.don't let her have the last word.
26.don't call her hot,but gorgeous and beautiful is okay.
27.argue that she's the best girl ever.
28.when she says she's okay,don't believe it,talk to her about it because ten years later she'll still remember it.
29.tell her you love her more than she can ever love you.
30.call her at 12:00am on special occasion to tell her you love her.

Girls shud I increase the volume?

U forget to add wen she's done eating, clear d table & wash d dishes..yeye dey smell..

I'm sure Mr Lucifer has penned ur named down as a minister so,congrats in advance..

mytime24:
Those ones na fake frm china

So,u sef know about this Spanish fly? La wa oo...

Odingo1:
Spanish fly is a liquid they got from certain ant to turn man and Woman on for sex.

Like if you have girl that doesn’t like sex only her dropping three drops of Spanish fly in her drink after like 30 minutes if you touch her, she will be wet instantly and be begging you to fuvck her harder harder

Thanks man...

Bestchoice4me:
Guys, make we tell am?

Make una tell me na..

Pls, what's Spanish fly,pls...

maynattion:
You no dey shame?

Who shame epp?

1-2

derahhh:
Iffi happen like this,I'll send you 10k
GGMU

Something tells united would win ,no jokes

I'd love to experience it one day..orgy is one of my fantasy.

Na chisel & sledge hammer go open her puna las las..

OlawaleBammie:
d guy deserves it joo, he's always my take

I knew he'd win it & yes he deserves it..a modern right back chips in assists & goals too once in a while plus d francophone votes in his favour & let's not forget that our Nigerian brother's vote would be split between both of them..well deserved IMO..

Can we solely blame this on poverty or the "hoeness" of some women.. I just weak..

How?

If u tell me for any reason,fine but I won't ask u.but I think most ladies are fond of asking..

KIA51:
In other words you mean elder bro is someone who has done something for you...... So if you have an elder who hasn't directly done something for you, that person should be seen as you mate or your junior... We are still learning sha.


]Lil brother bawo... M.I had done more for wizkid than akon himself... With fast money, fast cars in m.I album before wizkid blow... Wat did akon do for wizkid? That's a statement only credited to banky w or even m.I...


My 2%

Unfortunately, that's d shameless world we live in especially in this part of d divide..people only accord u maximum respect cos of what u do or can do for them.." No one listens to a broke man's contribution at a family meeting "..

EJIOGBENIMI:
I used ieltbuddy and I watched YouTube videos on ielts a lot, especially Jay of E2 language. Subscribe to his channel and pls practice the writing as many as you can. You’ll do well.

Thanks man..hope to share my success story too...

EJIOGBENIMI:
Memorable moments in 2019;
-Passed a major exam in March
-Tour the Middle East with my family in May
-IELTS total Band score of 7.5 (7,8,7.5,7) on first attempt in July (If you know you know).
-Short visit to the UK in November.

Chief,congrats on your ielts score.. Pls, I could use a tip or two from u pls..I'm planning to write soon..

Wasting your time Mr OP..

NwaAmaikpe:




Was her son truly a Yahoo boy?
If no, then that's the problem with my people in Benin City.

Someone that is not into Yahoo will dress like a Yahoo kingpin so that someone who does not know someone who knows him will accord him the respect of someone who has 'touched' money.

Go to Siluko and Upper Sakponba and see boys who have never even been approached to join a cult, flaunt cult colours like they are Excos.

Go to Asotime and see girls whose brezz are fallen and downtrodden wear iron bras that will make you think their brezz are standing firmer than the rock of Gibraltar.

In a city where stereotypical profiling is the order of the day, why will anyone willingly assume false identities that jeopardizes their chances of living in peace knowing that profiling is the modus operandi of our overly extrajudicial SARS?

I know u always try to deviate from regular way of thinking but do u know stewpid beings are also exceptions & not d norm..no one deserves to killed without due process..

NwaAmaikpe:



Imagine the immorality.
A 22year old heavily pregnant lady already sexually cavorting with a man she met just 2months earlier.

Someone has just been gruesomely murdered & u are here spewing thrash as always.. It could av been ur sister,cousin or niece.. Mumu

I hardly get scared but reading this story sent multiple cold shivers down my spine..omo,people wicked oo

HRHQueenPhil:
Hate d gown, love the smile of the couple. Hapi married life.

Who asked u how u feel about d gown?

Your pussy ur headache.anything u like do with it..

Jestin:
Oboy this guy black ooo....I will mistake him for a Ghanaian

So ,is it a crime to be this black or did he paint himself black... Always talking out of context

Ok. Hope you have nothing to hide?

Why won't she av something to hide, do u expect her to expose her B's & V in public, no nah..

Natty4:
cos d guys here are evil......mtchewww

Baseless, meaningless, needless & childish generalization. Tweh

Freehuman:
Romeo and Juliet. My girlfriend loves me so much that she teases me that she can't live without me. She hopes to die same day with me when we reach 110 years and see our great great grand kids.

Rest in peace to the dead. What a sad way to die in love.

Teenage love comes with lots of fantasises.. Just saying..

[quote author=happney65 post=85014902]Audio money..How much cardi B come collect for coming here sef..

2face or Dbanj sef no charge 20million..[/quote
U dey mind d hediot. Psquare at their peak self no see 20m per show..mumu marley