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toprealman:
Good luck and may this one work ooo

Hmmm! "May this one work ooo", monitoring spirit,well-done oo..

greyce:
Reigning actor kwa?? ...they look cute though

Mesef shock cos I don't't know which one is reigning actor again oo..

madridguy:
If you no watch the tournament you miss

Football lovers have seen his career progress from a 17-year old that cried when his nation lost the Euro 2004 to a man who has won it all and started a big family and is about to retire.

Ronaldo was 19 at Euro 2004 ,d op got that wrong & I also feel that 'otu' Jesse lingard ought to make d list...

Esseite:
How an underdeveloped country of 200m and land borders as porous as a seive, despite being an import dependent nation, currently having zero case of coronavirus is quite amazing..

It's not a black man thing..
It's not a hot or cold thing..

It's just God.

So,There's no God in those coronavirus infested Nations or Nigeria is now d new israel..make we hear word jor..

This op is surely trolling UI..haba,the school is more beautiful than those dry pix u posted up there na..anyways, greatest katangites...

dazzlingd:
What has this got to do with coronavirus

What have u done to eradicate coronavirus..

nini007:
Prince Harry fucking looks like his Dad.

Na ur dad he wan resemble before.. Anyways, u are spot on ...

Angelfrost:
Just look at shots on target... How did this Austrian club get to the knock out stage??!... Making United look better than they really are.

Coming from a badly bruised ASSnal fan...

All na mouth jor...

chatinent:
Man is wicked.
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No man should really be called a friend.
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But if this was as a result of slay-mama-ing, good for her; we warned 'em.

Even if she's a LovePeddler or slay mama as presumed, noone deserves such horrible death...

Lamanii22:
My mom is a full time housewife... She sells stuff at home... The only time she goes out is when she has a cooking job... If you know how stressful cooking job is eehn.. You won't think about sex... You'd just wanna have your bath and sleep... Plus my mom have always been a disciplined person.. In every aspect of life... My mom has never cheated, I can bet to that.... She's rare...

Pls,be like ur mum when u marry oo...I pray you'd marry a man that would compliment ur ideals...

Stingy police, they couldn't even give d op like 10k from d 100k...anyways, op u did d right thing ...

naijareferee:
Except he got grants to do these, it's practically impossible to do these projects out of his allawee...
Kudos all the same...

I think corp members aren't even allowed to use their personal funds to execute community development projects so,he must av definitely sourced for funds... Nice achievement though...

Lamanii22:
Staying faithful.... I respect my mom on that part... She's so faithful to my dad, truss me some other women would have left since or cheated.. I wanna be like her...

How do you know she might not have cheated, do you follow her everywhere or if she does ,would she sit u down & tell you?


Just kidding, there are few faithful women perhaps ur mum is one of them just like mine...

Taurus

Taurus people almost never cheat and are considered the most loyal sign of the horoscope. If a Taurus cheats on you, it means theyfell in love with someone else, it’s not just a random hookup. Like, they would marry the person they cheated on you with, it’s that serious. If they cheat on you, it’s over for you guys. That’s about it.

I must be a fake Taurus then cos I av cheated countless time & I doubt I'd ever stop...mumu zodiac, na everything we dey take hook, line & sinker for Naija...

NextD18:
Big or small diiick, it takes a very skillful, slow and gentle doings, to disvirgin a lady.

You don't fvck virgin ladies, you make love to them. Fvck is meant for non-virgin ladies alone.

Hmmm... Can u make love without fukin?

Diligentnigga:
Good morning Nairalanders, I will make this as short as possible and please don't mind my punctuation as I am typing this in a rush

I am a graduate, though unemployed but doing one or two menial jobs to keep mind and soul together

I have this girlfriend I have been dating for almost two years now. We both love each other but the issue at hand is she's a stubborn, anger driven person that insults my parents. In fact hit me sometimes and says all manner of words at me.

Of recent, I found out she's pregnant this February. Now the issue is she's a finalist in the University as she will be serving this year October, but we had plans of not doing abortion but she's so ashamed of everything and just irrational and saying all manners like what people will say this and that, and I have told her I will stay by her through everything. I informed my mum and my immediate siblings about the pregnancy, they were angry but they were like it's fine sha since she's loved in the family

Now the issue is
1 She's very stubborn
2 she insults my parents at every small argument
3 she's anger driven, yes am anger driven to an extent also but I have never used my anger to do stupid things like hitting her before compare to many times she has Slapped, locked my shirt and punched me.
4 we had an issue last night and it was in public and she was just shouting at me, passers by and onlookers were just amused that why would a lady be like this that she now had to take a big stone and throw at me, though I dodged the stone all because i was gearing her to let's leave the public scene and go home
5 A baby is on the line cos she's pregnant and even if you will advise me to leave the relationship as it's toxic, what about the unborn child.
6 I am currently unemployed and in fact am still at home not yet balanced up well enough, but she has used nags to kill me, saying all manners at me

All insults are welcomed. Please I am in die need of advise thank you.

I hope this isn't Tracy or merit my ex that almost killed me due to anger issues...

Lemme consult d Oracle fess..

Ur penis get sense pass u op bkus it just saved u from possible lynching & battering..

Pls add,unemployed youths especially graduates..

Just imagine if George bush jnr had told Americans that d sept 11 attacks wouldn't av happened without d assistance of some insiders...shame on our president, shame...

lonelydora:
Stay in your country, them no dey hear. Now, they have killed him

So,they dont kill in his country abi?

Queen Elizabeth hall girls sabi form DAT year eh ,for their mind they are in Buckingham palace.. Serves them right..

Same thing happened to me last year oo..my account of 10yrs plus hacked just like that, I tired all I could but nothing good positive came through, had to open a new account.. Take heart bro...

kiddoiLL:
Wtf are you saying? Dyu think it's about the jersey number?
Dyu guys even pay attention when watching games??
Ole loves using Rashford as the free role which is the number 10. Do you really think Rashford is a striker? He's more of a winger but Ole uses him in the free roe instead

Oga,goan sleep coz it's like u dey high on something.. Free role my d***..

[quote author=kiddoiLL post=86273562]Lol...
City have Aguero, Jesus, Mahrez, Sane as attackers.
Liverpool have Salah, Firmino, Mane and Origi...
Chelsea have Willian, Abraham, Odoi, Giroud...
Arsenal have Aubameyang, Lacazette, Martinelli, and Pepe....
United have Martial, James, Ighalo and Lingard as attackers...
(Rashford plays No 10)

It's a fight between Chelsea and United for the weakest attacking forward in the league[/quote
Bkus rashford wears 10 doesn't mean he plays that position oo as a matter of fact lingard plays more as a 10 than Rashy..so,it would be,rashford, ighalo,martial, James which isn't that bad after all..

paddypat:
The boxer shouldn't have raised his hands on the man... no matter the provocation. it is very wrong as a professional boxer he must learn to control his emotions

The same way it's professionally wrong for soldiers to beat or shoot a harmless civilian yet some still do it..pls,don't take away d place of temperaments which cud av triggered his reaction remember we're first humans before our various professions...

At times in life,all some people need is a nice beating like this for their soul to calm down.. See as d guyman relax for chair after all d gra gra, talk of body & soul reset beating..

Reference:
How can a defensive midfielder win a league for a team. What kind of wierd assertion is this.

Are u kidding me? Was kante not a DM at Leicester, did he not help Leicester win d league?.. So,u think only strikers help a team win trophies abi,van dijk is a central defender & he's helping Liverpool match on to d EPL title...

Until Ndidi uses his performances to help Leicester win d league as kante then no basis for comparison...