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Hello People! Please this is to the gurus in the house. I know people like Seun will have lotta knowledge on this.

Please how do I go about getting this popular single five digit sms commerce gateway? Example like the ones used by Music Africa and Sound City and others. Please I need detailed reports urgently. I know it doesn't just end in getting the number, I have lots of services I will want to sell using that medium but don't know how to go about getting the number and setting up the gateway.

I need help please.

This post smells rat to me. Its sooo graphical hence! People beware! Its like one of those emails you receive from them rushian chicks [[[SCAM]]].

For real o, everything is bad about it lets face the fact. Just friends line is an excuse for either the guy or the lady to want to eat their cake and still have it and also cheat on their partner. I have loads of experience on that. You once had a thing going reall good and for one reason or the other you both walked ways andit  could even be for a flimsy reason. the point I'm trying to make here is that, the ex-factor doesn't stop the old flame from being ignited giving a favourable condition. Except that condition never presented itself.

People, say the truth. I know some folks in here has done it for old time sake. Spill the beans people   

But I no go lie o. Its soooooooooooooo sweet because it provide you a good time with someone your heart once or still melts for but this time with no strings attached.

twigblu:
people will hate u even if u are rich or poor why emphasize it?u just confirmed the cliche tha ibo guys have plenty money no taste!! no insult but it's the cliche, personally i would like to know u, u seem in telligent , and intelligence is rare, in most men these days.lets get talkin, and people this is a forum don't insult the guy if una no want it's ok, some gals fit like am,

Hey! Hi gurlfiend, would like to know you too. About the plenty money No! taste thing of ibo guys; You lied. Besides the world is so large that God in his kindness made it that way so that there will awlays be someone for someone.

Imagine if we were all wise, all educated, all are rich and so on?

My point. There is varying degree of people in all regions and tribes. The smart-poor, the smart-rich, the dull-poor, the dull-rich etc.

Since I don't have you email, mine is in here. You can mail me and we get talking. Better still, if you do yahoo chat, you can add me to your friends list.

Ain't nothing bad about cooking for ones boyfriend. Ha! nairanald members na wah o. Eh yea, I can imagine the embarassment. Maybe next time you will have to taste the granule first to be sure its salt or sugar whichever one you need at that point. Will you always?

Hello Kenny, you have to be very careful here. The only tangible advice I've seen you receive here is on the one from alibor. Run for your dear life from the Indian chemical company. Indians and Chinnese are as bad as Nigerians or even worse. Forget about the gemstone shit. Its a pure scam. Don't rule out the possibility of 419ners in the house. I lost a good sum in dollars to a Chinese company 2 years ago.

With your capital and your education, you are well placed to succeed. Do a thorough survey to avoid pitfalls.

@ anizzle

Great idea I must say. I have taken a detailed survey into this dream and I must confess, its going be BIG. I love ideas like this and people, do not write this off as another white elephant dream. I am good to go on this.

Anizzle, I'll have this to say also. I will suggest a situation where contributions should be pegged at a fixed rate so that one person will not have a dominating ratio in the shares per se. This will leave every individual investor equal %age of shares. There are a lot of potential areas of investment. We might not be looking at reaping from it today but for tomorrow and a good financial security for our children in future.

N-landers, lets do it.

Na wah o! Maybe we should change that man's name from Oba-so-njo to Oba-so-mma. The Njo (Bad) in his name is causing all the bad things thats been happening to Nigeria since his tenure. We no go die sha! God will see we easterners through all this.

WOW!!! Its getting hotter in here! 

ahmedisah:
“Cheemoney”
I think its high time u got serious wit your self. Wit your CV if u can not find someone or keep a relationship around u, how do u think u can get one or even keep one through d net. Please. don’t be an insult to your self n don’t let those girls talk to men anyhow. And u “mimigirl” good luck to u hope to find true love on d net, I wish I had a sista like u, then……

What do these nutheads in da house think a net is self? Is it no more the 21st century wonders that has made the world a global village? Nothing is impossible via the net boy. Meanwhile BOY! this post ain't even meant for you or guys. So why are you getting all sainty with your holier-than-thou attitude? Piss off and stick your opinion/comments down your a*s*s.

stevematix:
so your little scheme to find an "ideal woman" back-fired. now u' ve grown so frustrated (not to mention Hot) that u have devised an even more pathetic approach to seek attention to your deplorable and appalling lifestyle.

who in the name of anything "romantic" would want to showcase his would-be assets in the name of love! nigga what u lack is enlghtenment. do u think that because your rich people will pity and love u for what u claim u have? REALITY CHECK homey, all the rich guys in town and elsewhere wouldn't be in nairaland looking foir "love" because they be getting all the love they can get.

what audacity!!! your really are a dreamer, but wats most annoying is the fasct that u have to come pervade your "dream" to all of nairaland. this site obviously isnt meant for your likes- get a life. your like a virus, an unwanted entity. get gone bro. go back to dreamland and be with bukkie.

Steve the blind bat. Wadup! Didn't you read through to decipher why i went gaga? A boy in here who most probably is still an undergraduate (where I was about 13yrs ago) said I should go get a job. Can you imagine such an insult? Coupled with few others who still live in the stone age that opinned I was online becaue I was either too urgly to get a woman in real life or I ain't got the guts to ask a woman out in real life. I had to let them know I got it all to make a woman go gaga. Looks and bucks. And been there done that.

Truth be told, if most Nairaland users are no hypocryts, one stand a better chance of meeting an ideal mate who meets your idiological and physical desired attributes online. This is because you won't leave enemies behind. I am talking from experience. If you date a woman and walk when What-You-Want-Is-Not-What-You-Get, some tend to take it too hard and call you names and curse you and all that. Our people should wake up and catch up with the rest of the world. We have lagged too far behind.

All the same, I ain't mad at all ya because tall or short, fine or urgly, pips opinnion must differ. Some in favour and some against. So all ya, bring em on.

Eh! nwuye m oma o Blue. Ewo! I make vex? Sorry o, I no know say u dey quick vex. Ngwa ndo. A gam azutara gi akara na choco milo inugo tinye ya na DHL postuo re gi ya.

bluenubian:
Oh cheemoney, fine bobo with million naira estate and BMW

After reading your auto-biography, I called my Papa and Mama to read it too, then emailed it to all the members of my family, infact sef, even the Igwe of ma village have read your auto biography, and WE have all decided that U are my FUTURE HUSBAND. Ok hubby, now pick up the phone and call me, then when we finish talking, ship that HONDA to me. Cause am going to need some kind of insurance.

Bleep
your future wife

Hilarious blue. Clap! Clap!! Clap!!! Clap!!!! Give me your address and I will ship the car to you. Thank you my queen  for accepting my hand in marriage  without even seeing me.  Hey! mind if I also send you the money for your dowry and traditional wedding? Then help me tell your house boy to get you pregnant on my behalf. I will send you a statue of me for the traditional wedding ceremony. 

Akuko (story)! I blame you? Any how, in life playas gon'play and haters gon'hate. I ain't mad at cha blue for playa hating me. This you've always done from the onset. Its all good.

izoneb:
Cheemoney going by how u've grown in life i don't expect u to be bothered about comments in a forum like this.
Lotta people just react on the spur of the moment so don't worry keep searching.
You didn't have to flaunt your possesions though because whoever comes calling now already knows what u gat so whats the point?
Goodluck to all singles!

Izo dearie, thanks for your nice comments and thanks also to all playa haters and good hearted pips in da house. What I did lately is a part of me I've never wanted revealed in here but due to the insults, so much for someone to tell me to go get a job. Gosh! It was very painful and I had to let the fella know I am no lay-about. To let him know I can have any woman I want to. We all know the Nigerian systems and how it works. Show me the money and***** I mean no insult to sistas in and outta da house please. I am quite aware there are a lot of well cultured and well behave sistas out there. But we sha know wetin dey with most chicks these days.

I wanted to meet serious ladies, get friendly, share ideas, find out their visions towards life, goals and aspirations before even meeting physically. So I thought though. I didn't know I will be hated for that and called names. For real its breaking my heart. I feel so be-littled and humiliated by kids I can fend for all for the sake of what?

Its all good.

ZOOM:. Gone with the wind. I'm outta here. More haters than my body can take.

Now let me bare my mind. I have been insulted enough in this forum just for asking. the LORD

said we should ask and it shall be giving to us. But what do I get in da house for asking?

Antagonists, playa haters, hypocryts and what have you. Na wah o.

Now the man Cheemoney.

I'm fair in complexion, the toast of many women, 6 footer, handsome.Let it be a topic,

someone in here (I will not mention name) has seen my picture. I want whoever cares to post

it as a topic with caption, "Who has seen cheemoney is he handsome?" I'm sure the person might respond. But please she should not post my picture here ooo.

God has loved me so much at my age. I know there are people at my age still better. I was

not born with a silver spoon but success has smiled on me.

Apart from my house in the village, I have an investment worth over =N=13,000,000 and

growing. I Drive a BMW 3 series 2002, a honda ivtech 2004 and a Honda CRV 2005 model I got

and reserved for my wife. I have had the taste of the best women both within and outside

lagos. So pips should respect themselves and not call me names.

I lost the love of my life to religion. She is a moslem from Kwara state. I am a christian

from Imo state. She is everything I wanted in a woman. Tall, beautiful in all measures. 5.8

feet tall. Plump and busty with all the right curves at the right places. Intelligent. We

dated for 8 years between 97 and 2004. She studied abroad and spent most of her time there.

We met in alpha beach when I marked my birthday and they were in nigeria on holidays. I will

post one or two of the birthday picture. She came back finally to Nigeria last year for her

youth service. All I was waiting for was her return so we can solemnise the union we both

planned. her folks knows about me. I visit either or both of the parents anytime they are in

Nigeria. They welcomed me with open arms. She sends me gifts and I buy her things mostly our

local fabrics that her folks takes to her. Never knew her mother never approved of our

union, bubble burst few weeks to her return finally. The problem! Her mother. her mother

said she can't marry a christian. BINGO and that was the end of an 8 years old journey.

I like the best things of life and know it doesn't come easy. Yes I was cheating on her all

the while she was away. i dated different kinda girls and helped so many.

I'm on nairaland because I don't trust a woman can truly love me for me. I see pretence and deceit in their eyes both in church and outside the church. Also, I know I cannot find a replacement for my "Bukkie" but i want something close and they are not easy to come bye. So I felt if I post it out here with those qualities listed, the right person will deem it fit to respond. I didn't mean to be insulted and didn't mean any ofense to the sistas in the house.

I've thought of posting my picture, but,

Gosh! what the heck is going on in-here. I hate it when pips call others DESPERATE b'cos they are saying their mind. Is being bold being desperate? Lota pips in-here are as lonely as a corpse in a grave, yet they front. If you can ask a girl out or flirt for a guy to notice you in say a church, ceremony or party? This is because it is a kinda forum where people come together to either worship or celebrate or something; that doesn't make it better than here. So! what the heck is wrong with doing the same here on nairaland? After all, is this not also a forum? Pips WAKE UP! We are in the 21st century. Even flingstone who was living in the stone age has a computer and a stone car.

Ride On Nikemi. Speak your mind (as Ruggedy Baba will say). Do your thing and let the haters shove their fu*king hate up their asses and go kill and bury themselves.

No one but you will live your life.

Ciao!

flowmed:
Best of luck in your search
but employ me as you search coordinator

Great sense of humuor girl. Like that--not playa haters like KIKI abi wetin she call her name.

Meanwhile, I am not here to playa hate anyone. You are free to playa hate me cos its a free world. LOVE me or HATE me, my life will keep going on. It can't stop who I am.

ciao!

@ naija_diva; You got it all wrong. You'd be surprised. I'll keep you posted.

@dollie-pie; My dear, there's what is call the BEST and its meant for someone, why can't I              be that someone.

@geebabe: Its amazing. Meanwhile I am an optimist and believe so much there's a sis out                there who will.

@Mula: No joking I have a great look. But I am skeptical about posting my pic online. I        think I'd leave that to a sis that we'd get talking.


Meanwhile, I must be sincere here. I don't mean any offense to sistas in here. Kiki said sistas will be following me if I'm cute. I have had my fair share of sistas. Friends say I can't find tru love with my status and I'm begining to b'liv that so much. I have lotta girls on my back both from my church and so on. I am of the veiw also that its what they are seeing that's the driving force.

@kiki. That was rude of you. You dont talk to ppl like that. Moreso someone you dont know from Adam. Where has politeness gone to? I dont blow my trumpet even though a new school of thought says if u dont blow ur trumpet, nobody will 4 u. Phone has limitation, i'll write more when i'm on my PC.

izoneb:
Mr Pain,weird things are not all about the dog things you think and you are the likes that will ever be deceived because u will not even hear a truth but you could have a girlfriend/wife who has done worse things!You think if Anuli marries a husband like you 2morow you will know what she did?When you guys toy with girls u expect them to sink in their pillows all day crying while you go freaking with other women .The only problem in her story is the risk she took asides that,you are still in your mother's womb thinking there are saints out there taking heartbreak like a can of soda!

You said it all Izo, don't mind Pain. I don't know where he is coming from. I admire Anuli's courage for real.

Hello people. Its Cheemoney again. Last time I posted my request for a beautiful ibo sista for a wife. I listed the qualities I desire which ain't out of this world. Surprisingly, I didn't get a single positive response to that regards. Maybe sistas in da house thought I was joking. I am back again with the same request.

Vital Statistcs:

Age: 22 - 27
Education: Graduate or final year student.
Height: 5.4 ft and above.
Looks: Beautiful or at least a good look.

She must have the fear of God and a good family value. Are these too much to ask?

If she is of ibo origin, fair complexioned and a working woman, that is going to be great.

I know the next question is going to be; You nko?

My Stats:

Age: 32
Looks: Cool no jokes
Height: 6 footer
Education: Degree
Complexion: On the fair side.

The rest I will leave out for that curious mind.

My email; freaky.chee@yahoo.com

Hello House! Its been a while. I was away for a while,

So unfortunate that no sista in da house saw any sense in my earlier post seeking for a ready lady for a serious affair/marriage. Does it mean that all da chicks in da house are all hooked up or shy to come forward?

Its amazing we are yet to embrace bravity and come fully outta our shell in issues of this nature.

Will talk some more next time gotta run now. Anyhow sha, any sista thats fits the earlier post is very free to respond.

We will take it from there. Exchange pics and arrange for meeting. My email remains; freaky.chee@yahoo.com

mmm, I'm begining to have separating the person Lorreta from the adulterer. You seem to have an indept knowledge of what goes on in the adulterous woman's bedroom. The husband being a 2mins man, spending less than 30mins in all, ur friend's s.e.xual appetite. People make una think am now? Anyhow sha, whoever it is, its BAD and can never be condoned. Get a vibrator instead or file for a divorce.

I will be a wonderful idea for we Nairalanders to meet. Lets have some form of picnic. I just tought of the idea this morning and was hoping to open it as a new thread for members to share their views. Good to find out that the matter has already been raised.

Let us Party Nairalanders.

We can raise funds and have oga Seun be the custodian of the fund while we seek for a good event manager who will also be a nairaland member to take care of the organization.

We can invite corporate bodies for sponsorship as well. Its a dream that can come true if we give it a push.