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earthrealm:
hmmmm
i like the fella;s cojones 4 having the balls 2 post such a thread, but  u would have put your pic.so we cud know that u are serious
goodluck

 Heu! Nwa nka egbue mooooooo _{Hey! my fellow Nairalanders, sorry for the mix-up. My stupid cousin didn't log off and I mistakenly posted my reply in her account.}  

Thanks bro for the complimentary remarks. It would have been great to post my pic in here. But I fear the exploits of yahoo boys. They may copy my picture and use for shady deals that could land me in trouble. Ever wondered how naija names in some sites end up with white chick pictures and vice versa?

I have my email addy posted here and b'livs that will do the magic.

Thanks again bro.

agb:
it's treally weird that a brother still has to request for so much in a sista when it is not certin that suh brtha has what it takes to athcth that sista, anyway,, with the reply u've been getting, you should now that it's time to get on the streets nd do some looking about for the right girl o your dreams,

Hey! agb, if u can't say what you want boy, then you are in for some real shit. Most sistas out there live a life of pretence. I also know that there are a whole lotta them who are an embodiment of good nature. They are real to the core, with the heart of a dove but hard to come bye. Let me whisper a secret for your ears only. ^{[s]I have a problem with women that they just can't let go the moment the bug hits them[/s]}. So I just wanted that right woman who I know is out there to take that bold step and hit me up so we can get talking. I don't enjoy playing around.

Ha ha ha ha. About having what it takes to take care of the woman or possessing the qualities, live that to me.

Nice having you in da house jasmine. I am so sure you will have loads of fun on the NL forum. This is because NL members are fun to be with. We fight and make-up. Make-up not to fight again.

Feel free and have fun.

I forgot to say, you are damn pretty. Keep up the good looks.

2fine4u:
lol @ cheemoney
may they never choke on chicken bone ooo. Ehaaaaaaaaa.
neways my Ibo brother, goodluck in ya search fo ya matrimony

LMAO @ 2fine4u. Thanks you so much ooo my sista. May your days be long. Ehaaaaa

clocky:
ohhhhh not again. are u guys that dumb that u can't get a girl on d streets of lagos or wherever you're

Hey!  I ain't here for your sorry ass to pass derogatory comments about my post. Besides it was meant for the sistas in da house and not your mama. I can fucking get any girl I want in the streets of Lagos. I ain't here to advertise my conquest. I have my reason for bringing my search to the forum. If you had read on of my previous posts, I am so sure it will make great sense to you and would have been a good reason for you to shut your marijuana distorted mouth. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PUNK?[color=#990000][/color]
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And hey! Seun, you didn't have to change my topic. Na wah for you o.
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naija_diva:
i hate when people come here thinking they are going to find a mate. you could flirt here and that's it. you are not going to find you a significant other. plus you don't know who is behind the computer so don't put your hope here.

Who said 'YOU' can't naija_diva?  I want you to have one thing in mind. Everything is possible until you choose a limit for yourself. I will keep you posted. Possibilities in life are limitless, Bingo! Take it from me or you leave it.
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The rest of them all that's not playa hating a broda, I say may una meat for soup don well well. Ehaaaaaaaa (_{Amen in traditional Ibo palance}). May una pikin dem always come 1st for their class. Ehaaaaaaaa. May una water for baf no finish o. Ehaaaaaaaa. May una chop remain o. Ehaaaaaaaa. Una well done o.

hibans:
don't think so, lol

How do u mean?

Are you saying 7" doesn't give maximum satisfaction? Or you are doubting that it hurts when its too big. If the answers are yes, then which can guarantee maximum satisfaction and no pain?

Hey! could you be saying anything less than seven doesn't leave much to be desired? Elaborate pls.

Hello sistas in da house?

Ah! Ah! How come no sista said 'Hi'?

Fine now I feel better you all responded.


ARE YOU;

Single?
Matured?
22-26 year old?
Final year student in the university or a working woman?
At least 5ft 6inches tall?
God fearing?
Beautiful in and out?
A wow physical attributes?
Has a great family value?
And finally ready to settle down?

Then hola @ me.

You can PM me on my email; freaky.chee@yahoo.com

I will supply my vital stats, pics and others as we talk.

OH! I forgot something. You must be Ibo. I hope no hating me on the must be an ibo thing?

Is there the possibility of finding in here a real down to earth lady ready for a fulfilling relationship?

She must be thus;

1. First of all beautiful in all ramifications (hey! whats bad about a brother asking for a beautiful woman?)
2. God fearing
3. Age 22-26
4. Working or final year student
5. Reside here in Naijaland
6. Must be intelligent o because I am
7. Height should start from 5"7'

Any other plus will be appreciated.

Hey! let all the yabis begin. I know I am going to get a lotta tongues waging but hey! Who cares?
We will go private (Phone and Email) as soon as get a good response. Looking forward to hearing from the sistas

OK in case u want it private email me at freaky.chee@yahoo.com (Please nobody should spam me oooooo)

Please people, I need your urgent help. I have this excruciating tooth ache that is killing me. I do not have holes or a decayed tooth. A close observation shows that my molar (The tooth furthest from the mouth opening) did not grow out well enough from my gum. Everytime I eat something hard like corn or groundnuts, it leaves the gums with minor bruises which in turn becomes a hell the following day.

Right now, I am in so much pain that I can eat. I can't talk well. I find it very difficult to swallow ordinary saliva.

PLEASE SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP WITH A REMEDY.

I have taken series of drugs. I've used Bongela, Touch and Go. Taken Butazoladine, enough Panadol extra. Note that all these were recommended by a pharmacist in my neigbourhood. I am not buying the idea of pulling off the tooth.

Is there a home remedy?

Oh! yeeeessssss it does. too big though they say hurts. However, if you are 7" then rejoice cos thats the best that guarantees maximum satisfaction and less of pain. Anything less lives much to be desired they say.

Thank you all yo sistas that wished me goodluck.

@iice
@eveseh
@SvS
@skylady

Hope to hear from willing sistas.

Hello sistas 

Does it mean you are all hooked up? How come sistas ain't forth coming on my request. Or did it boil down to the naija mentality that nothing good can come out of an online thing?

Let us not forget that a forum is a meeting place, it could come in different forms. In E-form as we have here on Nairaland and in physical form like the inner city clubs. The only difference is that on the later, people meet physically instantly, while on the e-form, people don't get to meet one another physically instantly. There are even a lot of advantages on e-meeting over the physical meeting.

* You get to know each other better before meeting one-on-one.
* The intrigue in it makes it more whorthwhile.
* You have the opportunity to know if what-you-see-is-what-you-want when pictures are exchanged.
* No hard feelings if it turns the other way round, ie what-you-see-is-not-what-you-want.

And lots more.

I still will be waiting,

Sistas, buzz a bro and lets get the ball rolling. No playing games for real.

@iice;

For real baby. A broda is really serious. I want to say bye-bye to bachelorhood by this december.

Thanks for the wish.

@ iice "Well well well, now there are stipulations 2 the search eh lol, anyhow good luck with that oh"

Yes o! I think it will be right for a broda to really spell it out. I believe so much in going for what you want and being open about it.

@florence1;
You don't need a sugar daddy. A sugar daddy will suck you dry and leave you for dead.

You know what you need?
Cutting your coat according to your cloth, PRAY, find a lil something to be doing.
That way you'd have dignity.

Forget abt sugar daddy my dear, they don't pay as much as they take away from you. ASK others who's been there.

Hello sistas in da house?

                 Ah! Ah! How come no sista said 'Hi'?

Fine now I feel better you all responded. 

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ARE YOU;

Single?
Matured?
22-26 year old?
Final year student in the university or a working woman?
At least 5ft 6inches tall?
God fearing?
Beautiful in and out?
A wow physical attributes?
Has a great family value?
And finally ready to settle down?

Then hola @ me.

You can PM me on my email; freaky.chee@yahoo.com

I will supply my vital stats, pics and others as we talk.

OH! I forgot something. You must be Ibo. ^{I hope no hating me on the must be an ibo thing?}

^{Naijacutee asks: Hey people,
I just wanted to know how many of you would date someone you met on the internet and why?}

Hey! Why not? If we talk and find out we think alike, seem to flow on the same frequency, why not?

Internet has added a new dimension to how people meet. Its posible baby.

Hello sistas! broda needs a cute ibo sista most probably resident in naija here for the real thing. How come all ma ibo sistas here ain't saying a thing? Hola @ a broda for a hookup. U must be pretty cos a broda's really fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Hi @ Nuellabond, its bound to happen at one point or the other in ones life until you meet that someone that truly completes you. That single peice that completes the puzzle that makes you. Keep an open door policy and sooner than you know it; you will be smiling to that bank. Meanwhile, wanna hola @ me? You can PM me on my yahoo. freaky.chee@yahoo.com

@ dakitten,
just hola @ me and ur search will be over for real. How old are you and where are you @? naija I hope?

oh! oh! edygirl, sorry I addressed you as eby.

Bravo! Good to see that sistas has finally added a voice to my thread/request.

Hello @ 2hot4u, I wouldn't mind much about a long distance thing. If we find each other interesting and compatible well enough, I am hoping you wouldnt mind coming down home. If you wouldn't mind, let go private and continue from there. I am so optimistic and strongly believe LOVE can be found here. Email me on freacky.chee@yahoo.com

@ Eby, I am as guilty as you are. You didn't have anything in your profile either. However, not having anything in my profile doesn't mean we can get talking and the exchange of personal data and other things can be done privately.

Hey! how come no sista wants to respond positively with my posting requesting for a sista? Ah! where are all the pretty sistas in da house? Or are they all hooked?

A broda truly needs a sista for the real thing. If the cord clicks, then december will be one of our most memorable day. (Hey! did I goof about that?)

Any interested sista, email me on freaky.chee@yahoo.com so we can talk more.

Cheemoney.

I need to buy E-Gold. Please is there anybody out here who can sell to me and please quote your exchange rate in naira per a dollar. Send me your details on

freaky.chee@yahoo.com

Meanwhile, you must reside here in Lagos and also I will want us to meet face-to-face. I will only hand the fund when I am sure the transfer has been successfully deposited in my e-gold account.

Hoping to get a genuine fella to this regards. I am sceptical about all these advertised nigerian exchangers.