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BRAZIL 2014 #FIFA WORLD CUP DRAW Pot 1 (top eight seeds): Brazil, Spain, Argentina, Belgium, Colombia, Germany, Switzerland, Uruguay Pot 2: Ivory Coast, Ghana, Algeria, Nigeria, Cameroon, Chile, Ecuador Pot 3: Japan, Iran, South Korea, Australia, United States, Mexico, Costa Rica, Honduras Pot 4: Bosnia, Croatia, England, Greece, Italy, Netherlands, Portugal, Russia, France Nigeria would be in the same group with 1 team from each of groups 1,3 & 4.. As it stands,our options are looking good. Up, Super Eagles! |
Are there situations where lying could be explainable?? 4 example.. Someone suddenly scales your fence into your compound n runs straight to your bedrum..b4 u recover from the shock..an irate mob comes knocking..unsure of his whereabouts but u knw d guy wud b 'aluunized' shld dey find him... Is it alryt at dt point to say u dnt where he is??or do u in a bid 2 avoid lying surrender him for lynching?? NB: I hv stayed in d north n sm tin similar hapnd during 2000 sharia.. |
BoboYekini: 3 years for what?! na buried treasure dey inside your zanga? when my mama nor name me jacoblaff dun chnge ma potbelle 2 6pack.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Nna..na only game una de play wt laptop Too many creatv tnz u cn do dn packing ol dese games 4 system..wia tym 2 play ol?? |
The Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba Akoko (AAUA) in Ondo State has pulled out of the ongoing Academic Staff Union of Universities' (ASUU)strike. In a statement issued and signed by its Registrar, R.B Olotu, the school had ordered its students to resume for the second semester on November 25th, 2013, thereby boycotting the nationwide strike. Already, the ongoing industrial action has lasted for over four months. The statement reads: "All Students of AAUA are hereby informed that academic activities of the 2nd semester of 2012/2013 session truncated as a result of the ASUU national strike are to resume on Monday, 25th November, 2013 with the continuation of registration on the University portal, while lectures are to start on Mon, 2nd December, 2013." |
Stylishrita: If she was so loyal, y did u guys break up?U lyk amebo o shey na only loyalty issues de mk ppo brk up? :-/ |
anitank: I always told my mum I was going to the cyber cafe to browse(cyber cafes were trending then), then I'd go to his house and spend the whole day.#falls frm keke... ![]() |
Vincent Enyeama can 'SAVE' Africa from poverty and disease! That guy is too good joor! |
Men of d match... Pirlo, diamanti(courtesy of our non-existent 3), ejide, enyeama..de saved our asses.. Z it just me or was ds game as enthralling n fascinatin as a champions league game... M filin so sweet insyd ryt |
Wow..naija turning d game bk on d italians..ogu,moses,musa,emenike wit rapid effrts on goal |
Ballo wit an attempt.. Nna c pass!!! Etisalat!! |
We nid efe ambrose o!!!! Dt kwambe guy z getting torn 2 shreds |
Wetin musa wan do 4 ds match Match dun finsh... Ejide injured out..enyeama in |
Nna...italian machine is on full throttle..naija hangin on 4 dear lyf... :O |
Choi!!! Papa pirlo dun enta.. Mk we c wetin mikel fit do 4 dt midfield.. #test of credentials ryt here |
3ple change 4 italy..nna na fyt? |
Kwambe!! Obuabona!! Too many frigg.ing gaps in dt defnc |
If ur child comes home with somebody like you..would you agree to the marriage,knowing your attitude and flaws? |
ugoboss26: Bleep you guys!!!.....I don pack and unpack my box reach 5 times for all these cock and bull blogs/rumours when una dey drop...giving us rumours, now you are dashing my hope out again. If I unpack my box this night again and una come with another yeye story about ASUU might / will / hopefully / probably /considerably call abi na switch off the strike and yet it proves nothing...Amadioha go fire that hand when una take dey blog nonsense!!!!...#AngryFinalyearstudent# ![]() In oda news.. Nt up to 1mnth on NL n tz FP tinzz.. Hardwrk pays.. |
Ah want mk naija win o.. But ah have 2 say..after wtchin U17 d utter lack of fire n gusto in d super eagles is a dsgrace of monumntal proportns..y ppo go jes waka 4 pitch against team lyk ethiopia?? Btw,d commntary on ait z still as stupid as wen ah was born..tv on mute!!! :/ ah hope we step up our game b4 wrld cup o.. Go naija :-D |
Pryme-st*rr: bros ds lady strong o..u wey de rage lyk fire b4 c as dem pour u cold water sotay u bcum frnd... ![]() Na joke o #noattackme# |
Adedoks: guy u wan kill me wit laugh... d same tin applies to d fud,if d tin no sweet dey no born u wel to say its not.me any time my fiance cuks its always sweet,laughin bt seriously she is a gud cukHaha..na d way 4wrd guy..if nt u go cast |
Hmmm.. Try tellin ya wyf hu spent gud moni on a particular dress,5hrs at d hairdresser's n 30mins in frnt of d mirror tryin 2 create purfektn dt d dress isn't dt cute,her hair is off n her mk up mks her luk lyk a painting board(evn doh its absolutly true)..u gona spend d nyt apologizin 2 ya bedrum door... |
C as 'kulyie' stnd 4 middle of ring lyk john cena de evict ol comers... |
berem: Lol! Dis one na real uppercut the woman give us o! Chai!! So sad! ![]() |
Mehn..its nt gud 2b blindly fanatical... 'Enigma' has been downloading sm really interesting facts ryt here n many of u guys who r jes dwnryt bigots have neither commented, refuted factually nor accepted.. There's a thin line btwn fanaticism n realism pips... Let d show cntinue.. #continues drinkin gari |
homesteady: I don't believe I just wasted my time reading this nonsense! Mtcheew! ![]() |
Genevieve Nnaji A reader called me out for not making any comment on Genevieve`s weight gain but I was totally oblivious to it. However,with this afo (belly) wey dey shoot out here, I hereby raise my two hands up; yup, I goofed on that one. Weight gain? This is somewhere Genevieve doesn`t want to go because she is petite and the moment she loses her figure, we will be left with an image of a tele-tubby. Nne, Uche gi dikwa ya o (Make ur head correct o). The design and fit seems classy but that belly has rubbished everything. Two words Genny, BELLY CRUNCHES. Make we yarn for Igbo so everyone no go understand?
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More... Omotola aka Omosexy Wowwww, I didn`t realise this big bird outfit comes in black/grey as well. This is a clear indication that Omotola has the intention of making this trendy but I believe she is fighting a lost battle. Can someone please tell us who styles this lady? I promise to post her stylist's details so that her fans will know where to channel their hate mails instead of sending to me because all I`m doing is analysing images. I didn`t put her in any of her hideous outfits. This is one lady who could have been fashionably outstanding only if she could bother to wear the right outfit. What is that synthetic leather strap on her back for? I wouldn`t be surprised to see a few animal rights activists behind her with placards rallying against the amount of feathers Omotola has on and chanting "we want our feathers back now" lol. Omotola might as well trademark the big birdyyyy look nah make everyone comot hand as she has officially made it hers now.
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Nigerian Designer, Emmy Collins who is known for being so outspoken is at it again, this time he blasted Nollywood actresses, Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde and Rukky Sanda. Here's what he wrote yesterday about Rukky Sanda, Omotola and Genevieve Nnaji. My dear late mum had always feared that my big mouth would put me in trouble. There must be something in my DNA that doesn't allow me to ignore toxic issues regardless of how much I try. So, if you are wondering why I couldn`t be just as "SELFISH" as most of the bloggers and blog only about topics that will generate goodwill towards me from the readers, well, quit wondering as the answer is simply because I just can`t help myself, lolll. I have read about people basically insinuating that I am daft because I don't use my blogging medium to make money. Well in Igbo we have a saying that goes "agbacha oso aguo mile"(time shall tell). Now let's delve straight into the images and other stuff that transpired. Rukky Sanda and Breasts Kaiiii, Rukky never ceases to pull one on me. I mean classy isn`t exactly the accurate word to describe my homegurl Rukky but she surpassed herself on this one. There seems to be a calculated attempt by some of these razz chics to keep themselves constantly in the news. I probably would do the same to divert attention if my movies stink to high heaven. Anyway, I can honestly tell you guys for free that even "women of the night" that hang around the Streets of VI and Ikeja will shy away from displaying their market in this manner.
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Not judgin but is there any celeb dt dasnt av a baby mama or dad? |
SU-37fighter.:. #falls frm bed... ![]() |


Too many creatv tnz u cn do dn packing ol dese games 4 system..wia tym 2 play ol??