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SportsFifa World Cup Draw by chefdoeuvre(op): 7:48pm On Dec 03, 2013
BRAZIL 2014 ‪#‎FIFA‬ WORLD CUP DRAW

Pot 1 (top eight seeds): Brazil, Spain, Argentina, Belgium, Colombia, Germany, Switzerland, Uruguay

Pot 2: Ivory Coast, Ghana, Algeria, Nigeria, Cameroon, Chile, Ecuador

Pot 3: Japan, Iran, South Korea, Australia, United States, Mexico, Costa Rica, Honduras

Pot 4: Bosnia, Croatia, England, Greece, Italy, Netherlands, Portugal, Russia, France

Nigeria would be in the same group with 1 team from each of groups 1,3 & 4.. As it stands,our options are looking good.

Up, Super Eagles!
Christianity EtcWhen Is A Lie Not A Lie? by chefdoeuvre(op): 11:19am On Nov 24, 2013
Are there situations where lying could be explainable?? 4 example.. Someone suddenly scales your fence into your compound n runs straight to your bedrum..b4 u recover from the shock..an irate mob comes knocking..unsure of his whereabouts but u knw d guy wud b 'aluunized' shld dey find him... Is it alryt at dt point to say u dnt where he is??or do u in a bid 2 avoid lying surrender him for lynching??
NB: I hv stayed in d north n sm tin similar hapnd during 2000 sharia..
RomanceRe: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by chefdoeuvre: 10:41pm On Nov 23, 2013
BoboYekini: 3 years for what?! na buried treasure dey inside your zanga? when my mama nor name me jacob cheesy
laff dun chnge ma potbelle 2 6pack.. gringringringringrin
GamingRe: Computer Games To Try Out Before The Year Runs Out by chefdoeuvre: 1:52am On Nov 23, 2013
Nna..na only game una de play wt laptophuh Too many creatv tnz u cn do dn packing ol dese games 4 system..wia tym 2 play ol??
EducationAAUA Suspends Strike by chefdoeuvre(op): 11:20am On Nov 21, 2013
The Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba Akoko (AAUA) in Ondo State has pulled out of the ongoing Academic Staff Union of Universities' (ASUU)strike.

In a statement issued and signed by its Registrar, R.B Olotu, the school had ordered its students to resume for the second semester on November 25th, 2013, thereby boycotting the nationwide strike.

Already, the ongoing industrial action has lasted for over four months.

The statement reads:

"All Students of AAUA are hereby informed that academic activities of the 2nd semester of 2012/2013 session truncated as a result of the ASUU national strike are to resume on Monday, 25th November, 2013 with the continuation of registration on the University portal, while lectures are to start on Mon, 2nd December, 2013."
RomanceRe: Lies You Told Your Parents When Sneaking Out For A Date by chefdoeuvre: 5:56pm On Nov 19, 2013
Stylishrita: If she was so loyal, y did u guys break up?
U lyk amebo o grin shey na only loyalty issues de mk ppo brk up? :-/
RomanceRe: Lies You Told Your Parents When Sneaking Out For A Date by chefdoeuvre: 5:52pm On Nov 19, 2013
anitank: I always told my mum I was going to the cyber cafe to browse(cyber cafes were trending then), then I'd go to his house and spend the whole day.

One day my mum told me, "everyday u're going to the cafe, one day that cafe will come to you and I hope u'd be ready to accommodate it for nine months". Fear catch me no be small grin grin
#falls frm keke... grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 11:21pm On Nov 18, 2013
Vincent Enyeama can 'SAVE' Africa from poverty and disease! That guy is too good joor!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 10:41pm On Nov 18, 2013
Men of d match... Pirlo, diamanti(courtesy of our non-existent 3), ejide, enyeama..de saved our asses..
Z it just me or was ds game as enthralling n fascinatin as a champions league game... M filin so sweet insyd ryt
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 10:19pm On Nov 18, 2013
Wow..naija turning d game bk on d italians..ogu,moses,musa,emenike wit rapid effrts on goal
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 10:16pm On Nov 18, 2013
Ballo wit an attempt.. Nna c pass!!! Etisalat!!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 10:13pm On Nov 18, 2013
We nid efe ambrose o!!!! Dt kwambe guy z getting torn 2 shreds
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 10:09pm On Nov 18, 2013
Wetin musa wan do 4 ds matchhuh Match dun finsh... Ejide injured out..enyeama in
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 10:05pm On Nov 18, 2013
Nna...italian machine is on full throttle..naija hangin on 4 dear lyf... :O
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 9:59pm On Nov 18, 2013
Choi!!! Papa pirlo dun enta.. Mk we c wetin mikel fit do 4 dt midfield.. #test of credentials ryt here
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 9:57pm On Nov 18, 2013
3ple change 4 italy..nna na fyt?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 9:54pm On Nov 18, 2013
Kwambe!! Obuabona!! Too many frigg.ing gaps in dt defnc
RomanceWould You Allow Your Child Marry Someone Like You? by chefdoeuvre(op): 12:00am On Nov 17, 2013
If ur child comes home with somebody like you..would you agree to the marriage,knowing your attitude and flaws?
EducationRe: ASUU Denies Report Of Holding NEC Meeting In Kano, Strike Continues by chefdoeuvre: 11:30pm On Nov 16, 2013
ugoboss26: Bleep you guys!!!.....I don pack and unpack my box reach 5 times for all these cock and bull blogs/rumours when una dey drop...giving us rumours, now you are dashing my hope out again. If I unpack my box this night again and una come with another yeye story about ASUU might / will / hopefully / probably /considerably call abi na switch off the strike and yet it proves nothing...Amadioha go fire that hand when una take dey blog nonsense!!!!...#AngryFinalyearstudent#
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
In oda news.. Nt up to 1mnth on NL n tz FP tinzz.. Hardwrk pays..
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by chefdoeuvre: 4:39pm On Nov 16, 2013
Ah want mk naija win o.. But ah have 2 say..after wtchin U17 d utter lack of fire n gusto in d super eagles is a dsgrace of monumntal proportns..y ppo go jes waka 4 pitch against team lyk ethiopia?? Btw,d commntary on ait z still as stupid as wen ah was born..tv on mute!!! :/ ah hope we step up our game b4 wrld cup o.. Go naija :-D
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Run From Successful And Financially Independent Women? by chefdoeuvre: 9:17pm On Nov 15, 2013
Pryme-st*rr:
Lol... Ok! Just try n be a swthrt n show dem d door out in a mild manner so dey won't v any open grounds 2 throw tantrums @ u.
Hate 2 see my 1s rival turned swt friend being attacked.,*winks*
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy bros ds lady strong o..u wey de rage lyk fire b4 c as dem pour u cold water sotay u bcum frnd... cheesy

Na joke o #noattackme#
FamilyRe: Telling The Truth: Can It Hurt Relationships? by chefdoeuvre: 9:04pm On Nov 15, 2013
Adedoks: guy u wan kill me wit laugh... d same tin applies to d fud,if d tin no sweet dey no born u wel to say its not.me any time my fiance cuks its always sweet,laughin bt seriously she is a gud cuk
Haha..na d way 4wrd guy..if nt u go cast
FamilyRe: Telling The Truth: Can It Hurt Relationships? by chefdoeuvre: 8:20pm On Nov 15, 2013
Hmmm.. Try tellin ya wyf hu spent gud moni on a particular dress,5hrs at d hairdresser's n 30mins in frnt of d mirror tryin 2 create purfektn dt d dress isn't dt cute,her hair is off n her mk up mks her luk lyk a painting board(evn doh its absolutly true)..u gona spend d nyt apologizin 2 ya bedrum door...
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Run From Successful And Financially Independent Women? by chefdoeuvre: 4:20pm On Nov 15, 2013
C as 'kulyie' stnd 4 middle of ring lyk john cena de evict ol comers... shocked ds 1 z strng
PoliticsRe: Yahoo Posts Offensive Article On Nigeria!!!!! by chefdoeuvre: 12:11am On Nov 15, 2013
berem: Lol! Dis one na real uppercut the woman give us o! Chai!! So sad! embarassed
grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Bones Of St Peter Go On Display by chefdoeuvre: 7:34pm On Nov 14, 2013
Mehn..its nt gud 2b blindly fanatical... 'Enigma' has been downloading sm really interesting facts ryt here n many of u guys who r jes dwnryt bigots have neither commented, refuted factually nor accepted.. There's a thin line btwn fanaticism n realism pips... Let d show cntinue.. #continues drinkin gari
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Designer 'attacks' Genevieve, Omotola & Rukky Sanda by chefdoeuvre(op): 1:34pm On Nov 13, 2013
homesteady: I don't believe I just wasted my time reading this nonsense! Mtcheew!
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Designer 'attacks' Genevieve, Omotola & Rukky Sanda by chefdoeuvre(op): 11:18am On Nov 13, 2013
Genevieve Nnaji

A reader called me out for not making any comment on Genevieve`s weight gain but I was totally oblivious to it.

However,with this afo (belly) wey dey shoot out here, I hereby raise my two hands up; yup, I goofed on that one.

Weight gain? This is somewhere Genevieve doesn`t want to go because she is petite and the moment she loses her figure, we will be left with an image of a tele-tubby.

Nne, Uche gi dikwa ya o (Make ur head correct o). The design and fit seems classy but that belly has rubbished everything.

Two words Genny, BELLY CRUNCHES.

Make we yarn for Igbo so everyone no go understand?

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Designer 'attacks' Genevieve, Omotola & Rukky Sanda by chefdoeuvre(op): 11:14am On Nov 13, 2013
More...
Omotola aka Omosexy

Wowwww, I didn`t realise this big bird outfit comes in black/grey as well.

This is a clear indication that Omotola has the intention of making this trendy but I believe she is fighting a lost battle.

Can someone please tell us who styles this lady? I promise to post her stylist's details so that her fans will know where to channel their hate mails instead of sending to me because all I`m doing is analysing images.

I didn`t put her in any of her hideous outfits.

This is one lady who could have been fashionably outstanding only if she could bother to wear the right outfit. What is that synthetic leather strap on her back for?

I wouldn`t be surprised to see a few animal rights activists behind her with placards rallying against the amount of feathers Omotola has on and chanting "we want our feathers back now" lol.

Omotola might as well trademark the big birdyyyy look nah make everyone comot hand as she has officially made it hers now.

CelebritiesNigerian Designer 'attacks' Genevieve, Omotola & Rukky Sanda by chefdoeuvre(op): 11:10am On Nov 13, 2013
Nigerian Designer, Emmy Collins who is known for being so outspoken is at it again, this time he blasted Nollywood actresses, Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde and Rukky Sanda.
Here's what he wrote yesterday about Rukky Sanda, Omotola and Genevieve Nnaji.

My dear late mum had always feared that my big mouth would put me in trouble. There must be something in my DNA that doesn't allow me to ignore toxic issues regardless of how much I try.

So, if you are wondering why I couldn`t be just as "SELFISH" as most of the bloggers
and blog only about topics that will generate goodwill towards me from the readers, well, quit wondering as the answer is simply because I just can`t help myself, lolll.

I have read about people basically insinuating that I am daft because I don't use my blogging medium to make money. Well in Igbo we have a saying that goes "agbacha oso aguo mile"(time shall tell).

Now let's delve straight into the images and other stuff that transpired.

Rukky Sanda and Breasts

Kaiiii, Rukky never ceases to pull one on me. I mean classy isn`t exactly the accurate word to describe my homegurl Rukky but she surpassed herself on this one.

There seems to be a calculated attempt by some of these razz chics to keep themselves constantly in the news. I probably would do the same to divert attention if my movies stink to high heaven.

Anyway, I can honestly tell you guys for free that even "women of the night" that hang around the Streets of VI and Ikeja will shy away from displaying their market in this manner.

CelebritiesRe: May D And His Cute Son!! by chefdoeuvre: 9:20am On Nov 13, 2013
Not judgin but is there any celeb dt dasnt av a baby mama or dad?
CelebritiesRe: Is Osas Ighodaro The Prettiest Celebrity In Nigeria? by chefdoeuvre: 9:13pm On Nov 12, 2013
SU-37fighter.:
Very hard to find "standing breasts" on unmarried ladies nowadays.
Sagged breasts everywhere.
. #falls frm bed... grin

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