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CelebritiesRe: Sexy Photos: Chika Ike Takes The Fun To Istanbul by chefdoeuvre: 9:43pm On Oct 26, 2014
Dang!!! Ds lady's getting sexier with each pic... More pls cheesycheesycheesy
CelebritiesRe: Sexy Or Trashy? Check Out Nigeria's Hairiest Lady, Queen Okafor (photos) by chefdoeuvre: 9:38pm On Oct 26, 2014
Goddamn!!!.. Dts irritating \shocked/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Clasico (3 - 1) On 25th October 2014 by chefdoeuvre: 5:34pm On Oct 25, 2014
Penaldo stryks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Clasico (3 - 1) On 25th October 2014 by chefdoeuvre: 5:26pm On Oct 25, 2014
Hehehe... Penaldo luking 4 pk as usual
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Clasico (3 - 1) On 25th October 2014 by chefdoeuvre: 5:10pm On Oct 25, 2014
Madrid turning d heat on barca.. We'r in 4 a cracker
RomanceRe: How Do I Spice Up My Relationship? by chefdoeuvre: 12:52pm On Oct 23, 2014
chymystique:
@bestsms, from your writeup I concluded that you are no more in love with ur girlfriend.. Maybe u both shld take a break. I dnt see why someone should be in a relationship he/she is no more enjoying
Going by this, den no relationship would last 5years if u shld just call it quits 1c u aint feeling it anymore...cus in almst every relationship, dere cums a point wen u r nt feeling it..U hv 2b responsible enuf 2 wrk at it n reignite d spark..
PoliticsRe: 2015: PDP Gives Jonathan 1-week Ultimatum To Declare Interest by chefdoeuvre: 2:18am On Oct 23, 2014
All I know is I'l b voting GEJ 4 lack of a better aspirant... Prefer d lesser of two evils..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (0 - 3) On 22nd October 2014 by chefdoeuvre: 8:27pm On Oct 22, 2014
Kikikikiki.... Benz is cruising.. 3-0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (0 - 3) On 22nd October 2014 by chefdoeuvre: 8:17pm On Oct 22, 2014
Hehehehe... Liverpool in 4 some as.swhupping ds nyt..
FashionRe: Who Wore It Better: Jlo Vs. Mocheddah? by chefdoeuvre: 9:58am On Oct 22, 2014
Oh gr8.. Anada stewpid 'who wore it better' thread..
CelebritiesRe: Man Born Without Limbs Nick Vujicic Shares Photos Of His Wife And Son by chefdoeuvre: 9:00am On Oct 16, 2014
Wow.. #speechless
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Micaela Reis. Who Is More Beautiful? by chefdoeuvre: 5:32pm On Oct 12, 2014
Question 4d gods.. undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Minutes To Your Wedding. by chefdoeuvre: 2:43am On Oct 12, 2014
starlingleanets:
So the questions goes thus: What will you do If 10mins to your wedding you are called to come and sign a contract of $10billion?
Lol..r you kidding?? Even the bride 2b would chase you outta that place
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by chefdoeuvre: 3:57pm On Oct 11, 2014
Lwkmd... Y ur nose cun b like battery na??
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Nollywood Actress With The Biggest Waist (picture) by chefdoeuvre: 8:40pm On Oct 08, 2014
EroticAngelina:
Umm, looks like a pretty normal waist/as*s/whatever to me embarassed nothing special. My cousin's waist is bigger than that please. Next!
U knw how we do it.. Pics or...
CelebritiesRe: Woman Marries Herself After Being Single For 6 Years by chefdoeuvre: 12:32pm On Oct 06, 2014
shockedshockedshockedshocked... gringrin..
CelebritiesRe: 10 Celebs That Landed On Amanda Bynes' "Ugly" List by chefdoeuvre: 3:50am On Oct 06, 2014
Who is amanda byneshuh
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by chefdoeuvre: 3:43am On Oct 06, 2014
Chai... True love all arnd..

#wipestearsfromeye
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Iyobosa Lebarty Poses Half Nude To Celebrate Nigeria's Independence 18+ by chefdoeuvre: 9:35am On Oct 02, 2014
EroticAngelina: OMGEE!!!! :-O I love what I see! I know this is pure madness, but then again, he is soooooooo fvckin sexy and haaaaat! his banana must be so huge and sweetgrin gawsh, see abs... he should remove that fvckin cloth!! undecided..Lol. no insults plss>;( I'm better than some hipocrits who are probably masturbating as I speak...sorry, typeangry
gringringringrin
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Fancy Virgin Guys?? by chefdoeuvre: 7:09pm On Sep 27, 2014
Dannyxy: this thread is funny, see some girls running their mouth "I don't want a virgin", "he is novice", " he is that" "he is this".
why will i, as a mature virgin guy, successful and "ready to marry" decide to settle for a lady that has opened her legs to every dicck and harry?, after you have defiled yourself with seeds from strange guys, then you think I would even look at you, light and darkness(you can call me self righteous if you like) cannot meet, you should count yourself lucky that a virgin guy decides to even date you, a matured woman with self respect and self esteem will even respect such guy for his discipline and ability to withhold himself, I weep for the moral decay in our society, one girl was even saying "this is 2014", so because this 2014 I should be moving from one man's daughter to another, so I could get the experience to satisfy some shallow-minded silly girl abi?, I must be going crazy then.

only shallow minded and immature women would think because a guy decides to remain a virgin, he will be clueless of what to do, and I hate it that some unintelligent women make it look like the virgin guys are losers who were not opportune to have sex, and are looking for just any woman to lay them, bleh, you must be so dumb, some or us have the fear of God, and good amount of self discipline, which I can say for them..
Preach!!!! Preachit bro!!
#onpoint
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Fancy Virgin Guys?? by chefdoeuvre: 8:30am On Sep 27, 2014
marieolae: 1) it will be boring 2) no expeirence 3) he will be using u as his training ground 5) he will not last long 6) temptations will make me want to seek for better 7) the fact is that we like our men to be in control
Lol.. Going by that analogy, then the 'experience' would come from??
CelebritiesRe: Tell Us Your Celebrity Crush... by chefdoeuvre: 7:00am On Jul 25, 2014
mynahbeau: Pyaar impossible. .amazing movie
Ya gad dt ryt..
CelebritiesRe: Tell Us Your Celebrity Crush... by chefdoeuvre: 10:31am On Jul 24, 2014
My current celebrity crush---> PRIYANKA CHOPRA, an indian actress;miss world 2000.... She's jes so hot... Watch 'anjaana anjaani' n 'pyaar impossible'.. Good lord!!!!..

#hyperventilating

CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Strikes Some Hot Figure In Black Corset For A New Photo Shoot [ph by chefdoeuvre: 3:26pm On Jul 22, 2014
ifyalways: Failure!

Sorry Juliet but you can't fake or force "sexy". It's not in you, end off.

Pretty woman but this look/pose is DOA.
Ur kidding rythuh She's sexy as hell... N as a guy, I get to call dis 1...not a lady :p
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Rihanna and German Players With The World Cup. by chefdoeuvre: 8:21pm On Jul 14, 2014
Nyc.... Dt 1st pic tho' y she do lyk person wey wan french kiss cobra??..
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Reveals Names Of Top Men On Jonathan's Secret Assassination List by chefdoeuvre: 2:57pm On Jan 08, 2014
Since he has the list..its not so secret anymore, is it??




So..........










Pics or it dasnt exist!!!!
FamilyRe: My Wife Has Crazy Temper Tantrums by chefdoeuvre: 9:13am On Jan 08, 2014
violence in relationships is not only from man 2 woman..it goes both ways..your wife needs psychiatric evaluation pronto.You have to talk 2 her 2 get help,her actions might be due 2 sm unresolvd events in her past in wch case it is a deepseated prob wch u cnt just hope would blow over..ppo with anger mgt issues most tyms cnt help demsevs without intervention.You hv 2 mk her understnd that 4d longevity n liveliness of your marriage,she has 2 get medical help b4 u bgin havin kids else she myt really stab u lot during 1 of her episodes.. #my2cents
CareerRe: Free Globally Recognized Online Courses To Boost Your Resume. by chefdoeuvre: 11:16pm On Jan 07, 2014
Link pls..
RomanceRe: Top 5 Mistakes Men Make In Bed by chefdoeuvre: 12:39pm On Jan 07, 2014
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CelebritiesRe: Who Looks Hotter In It? Actresses Ebube Nwagbo VS Angela Okorie by chefdoeuvre: 12:03am On Jan 04, 2014
Both 4 me... Dt outfit is haht!!
CelebritiesRe: A Dashing Peter Okoye Shares Photos From His Private Jet by chefdoeuvre: 11:51pm On Jan 03, 2014
Boss levelz
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by chefdoeuvre: 9:29pm On Jan 02, 2014
4 gals..slim z a +..but 4 skinny guys..being muscular z da goal....

@OP... Hit d gym,eat right n slp well..

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