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Arrewa:
Lol...

These guys are comedians

The East rule this country??

Never!!

And you guys that have been ruling since time immemorial what has been your gain?

Banditry

Bokoharam bombs

Fulani Herdsmen kidnapping

Diseases

Almajiri

Sharia

Poverty Capital of Nigeria

Mass illiteracy

Just to mention but a few

Mumu, and all the APC controlled states are performing better?

Mumu post coming from a Mumu person.

helinues:
Jagaban of Borgu land.

Slayers of Pdp and Ipob miscreants.

Long live

Greatest of Nairaland paid online miscreant

Long live the chairman helinues.

smeag0l:
The gas from this place is not meant for anywhere in the south south or south east. It goes to the north.

Mumu! No, it's meant for your household alone.

Jman06:
Just a small number of women are into that sh1t

Then you've been sitting on a long thing. Don't worry until you find out your wife or girlfriend is into that shit.

Donjazzy12:
Most women now are lesbians! And men are being careful.

Most of the single women will marry once government approves gay marriage.

Gbamsolutely on point.

Miracle2020:
yes he did.

You're pathetic

efighter:
Says the Five percentile

Mugu! You people 97 percenters are still the ones going about looking for warehouses with palliatives to loot. Hungry people.

ppeessuu:
No Igbo man will also make it to Also rock ijn

Wether Igbo man makes it in Aso Villa or not will never stop an average Igbo man from being successful in life.

Put this into your Mumu skull, Igbos are blessed and will remain so till Eternity.

TechyMm0:




If deep down in your heart you are certain he wouldn't make Aso Rock then you wouldn't create a thread about him in the first place

You Ibo man that should be humble and seeking support for Ngozi Okonjo iweala on World Trade Organisation DG contest, You are here trying to piss off a powerful Yoruba Politician with International connection




.

Your Mumu is extra-large, whoever speaks against Tinubu on a faceless forum like Nairaland is Igbo to you, right? Even when A former Managing Director of Alpha-Beta Consulting LLP, Oladapo Apara, says the firm has got over N150 billion as 10 per cent commission for “computing, tracking and reconciling” Lagos State’s Internally Generated Revenue since the year 2000, you people will still be shouting Igbo Igbo upandan.

This is just Genesis by the time we get to Exodus everybody's head will come back to factory setting.

TheLionofLasigi:
the streetshittin flathe@d developers most be from enugu state.... it's why we're telling you guys to leave our state

You don't have anything to say, go and sleep Jare.

TheLionofLasigi:
Plus you think all women are like your flatin0 savage women who would fvck just about anything.....I served in Anambra, and your women would practically fvck me free of charge and even cook for me when they're done, funny thing is that it's actually the ones who consider themselves expensive that charge 2k + indomie FACT(It made news on vanguard)....when it comes to easy virtue we all know that the average Igbo girl is always ready to fvck, if you happen to be Yoruba and from lagos she'll fvck u for free

E pain am wella

TheLionofLasigi:
you really like advertising your ret@rdation don't you, maybe I should contact seun so we put up an ad for you...

Firstly I understand that you think that everyone is a product of baby factory like you, it's even possible that your dad is some Jubril from niger republic and you're here supporting some tribe, if you're talking prostitution, child trafficking and all things evil in southern Nigeria look no further cus it's right in the South east, even your ret@rded leader Nnamdi Cownu said for himself that 99.9% of Igbo women were prostitutes(I'd drop screenshots with proof) and yes a few of our Yoruba women have been influenced wrongly but for every one Yoruba woman who is a black sheep, there are 5 more who are beautiful independent women killing it in both government and the private sector....two flatin0 men aren't worth one Yoruba woman, from alakija to ransom kuti the Yoruba woman isn't one to be bought like an object with yams and burukutu.

And yes there are those who rent out to you guys, but it's a known fact that most landlords don't really rent to flatin0s, I have real estate agents as friends and the only time you're rented to is when there's no option.

And yes, the taxes and levied on you guys is ok for now.....soon those taxes will be increased, and yes you're our subjects so you must pay your taxes to us.

Lastly you really think any good looking Yoruba chic would give you a first look...lol, try your luck with your bearded flatin0 women

From the way you speak one can see that there's a linear relationship between you and the conehead Yoruba anarchist called Adeyinka Grandson, maybe he's even the father that you've been searching for. If I were you I would sit my Iya Olobo "Gbo gbo aye" of a Mother down and beg her to tell me the truth.

Now back to the issue of PROSTITUTION, do you know that Yoruba women are the cheapest women of easy virtue? With a sachet of indomie hungry man size you can easily lay one to bed. This is one of the main reason you have early pregnancy in Afonja republic. From Iragbiji, Osun State to Ogbomosho to Lusada in Ogun state they are all the same. Yoruba female coneheads are very dirty, same with their male counterparts. This is the reason why we have a high rate of open defecation in South west. I've seen first hand how most Afonja coneheads defecate at night inside a bowl and dispose it off very early in the morning. When I asked a Yoruba friend of mine I was shocked at the answer I got. According to him, it's a tradition and culture for Yoruba coneheads to defecate in a bowl even with the advent of mordern toilet.

leokid866:
there's a reason,a lot of igbos run around Lagos making a fool of themselves without respect for their host and they do it with so much pride....

You collect 4 year rent at a go from me plus agent and agreement fee and then you expect me to show some respect. Nah! Ko le werk. Look at an Igbo man's face, did you see any tribal marks? Nope! We are not Ibadan people.

leokid866:
it's like you did not read the part where I walked away....My Wife is an Omooluabì from head to toe....3rd generation Lagos born with roots to Osun.....for your mind keep deceiving yourself with your thoughts on Yoruba women....

Then you're missing in action. I will advice you to take a second wife of an Igbo extraction and see how your lifespan will increase. Can you compare varieties of food we have in Igbo land to your hydraulic soup? Nah! You see ehn...what Igbo women bring to the table is superb and fantastic. If you're in doubt, ask Davido. When he was with his first baby mama he didn't record any hit track, it was one problem to another but when Chioma came into his life, he ate her food and thus was inspired to record his best single "Chioma my Lover" the song that won him international recognition. Now, it's clear that marrying Igbo ladies Is something that should be encouraged in all Afonja land because of the luck and blessings that come with it and not your Yoruba women that will ruin your life with several Owambe parties coupled with their hydraulic soup that can shorten your lifespan.

leokid866:
it's like you smoked something this morning.....a major factor why there's a lot of Yoruba igbo marriages is because they are a lot of you in our land......go to any Yoruba church and you will see igbo girls plenty there.....even when I was planning to get married pastor firsy wanted to fix me up with one igbo girl because they are plenty in his hand begging God for marriage......I thanked him for his gesture and walked away......you will never find a Yoruba man deliberately going to any south east or south south state to pick a wife.....he has no need to because he knows they will come to him....

And you'll gladly accept her. Why? Because you know they make good housewives unlike your Yoruba women that will abandon their home for Owambe parties little wonder the popular phrase "Mo'gbo Mo'ya" in your dialect. Marriage is sacred to Igbo women and your people can attest to that while to your women it's just an escape route, that's why the rate of divorce is very high among the Yorubas.

leokid866:
is this one dumb of course I knew because because I drove past one night and saw construction work going on.....I called the estate agent to see if they told him and he said he was not informed either......and I waited for them......it wasn't until it was half done that they had the mind to come and tell me of their intentions.....see that is how your people behave you start remodeling property that is not yours without the knowledge of the owner later you will now come and be begging.....a curved sense of entitlement.....I was just looking at them.....people owing me rent remodeling my house without my permission.....when everything went to court and they brought bill of 800k which was outrageous I said no p how do you want it cash or cheque.....two days later the wife now came to my house to be begging because she wanted to start cake business there claiming she had spent a lot and found the location good....I told her I did not care only for her and the husband to come two days later with my rent money begging me to drop the case in court and have mercy.....it's not like I won't have allowed them build their shop but what will it take you to pick up the phone and say your intentions......worst I will ask for my rent before you start.....your people tried it with a friend of mine too, they finished the shop before telling him he just told them to restore his house to the condition they met it unluckily for them their rent was about to run out he refused to collect any money from them till they restored his house.

Well, if that's the case then what they did is purely wrong but fact is your landlords are worse off. On seeing Igbos, they inflate their rents because they feel an average Igbo man in Lagos is a cash cow that should be milked dry. Igbos are peace loving people and deserve an accolade for that but your people tend to despise them for no reason.

leokid866:
first where do you people get this idea that Yorubas will suffer if igbos leave Lagos? then you went and mentioned because you pay rent.....lol my igbo tenant owed me rent for six months and after I issued quit notice they said I must pay them for the shop they built in front of the house....shop they did not inform me about until it was half done but I allowed it....when I changed it for them and told them no problem.....husband and wife started coming to meet me at home at night to beg promising they will pay because they did not want to leave.....you people go just they inflate your ego if it comes to the fore now you go dey form have mercy......also I don't know which study you read but HIV and aids is more prevalent in the east than anywhere else in Nigeria.

Have you ever asked yourself why 75% of Yoruba males keep getting married to Igbo women? Just ask round and you'll get the answer you need. Yoruba women are the highest carriers of Hiv and Aids in Nigeria, this is made possible because of their Nonchalant attitude towards playing safe when it comes to sex. The same way you guys freely throw Owambe parties is the same way your women freely distribute this Virus.

leokid866:
first where do you people get this idea that Yorubas will suffer if igbos leave Lagos? then you went and mentioned because you pay rent.....lol my igbo tenant owed me rent for six months and after I issued quit notice they said I must pay them for the shop they built in front of the house....shop they did not inform me about until it was half done but I allowed it....when I changed it for them and told them no problem.....husband and wife started coming to meet me at home at night to beg promising they will pay because they did not want to leave.....you people go just they inflate your ego if it comes to the fore now you go dey form have mercy......also I don't know which study you read but HIV and aids is more prevalent in the east than anywhere else in Nigeria.

Shut up Jare, wayo man! How can you claim you never knew they were building a shop in your house. See this guy man, you jejely allowed them to renovate your house and you issued them quit notice so you can lease out the shop and collect agent and agreement fee. This is a known trend among the Yoruba landlords in Lagos.

TheLionofLasigi:
Once again you show your ret@rdation.
Comparing a street fight between street thugs to wars is the stupidest thing I've heard, but if you most know the northern miscreants were fished out and sent to their villages just like the ones in fagba have been given quick notice, and I know about the war and how your ret@rded Ojukuwu lead his fellow ret@rds fighting enemies better and more equiped than him..the fool broke the obvious law in the art of war, his ego was his downfall and when he tried invading yorubaland his ragtag army paid the iron price at ore....my dad was actually at the war...he was actually one of the first snipers in the Nigerian army... responsible for burying 3mm's in the heads of thousands of flatin0s, he was the angel of death to your flathe@ded ancestors, but Awolowo spoilt the show by starving you guys to death..your brother wike is fvcking you guys in the ass and you're here screaming like a rabid dog...lol...I know the hausas are a issue, but Yoruba's will mine your skulls in war, don't even think about it..anyways my mom doesn't own a pepper soup joint or beer parlor in short my mum achieved more things than all the men in your family, but are you sure your sister wasn't the big assed househelp I once had....cus she's a good dck sucker, her name was ebube, I wouldn't fvck the savage but I'd let her suck, I'd give it your sister she's pretty talented just like her cuksuckin wh0re of a mother.....I guess if she sucked your dad I won't be dealing with your retardation right now... you'd have probably been digested by your cuksuckin mum. Greet your sister ebube for me, tell her that I'd handle her big ass next time I see her and if it's any consolation since it's a custom for you flathe@ds I'd send two rotten Abuja yams for her bride price. Fvck off ret@rd

PS: one of the most successful tribes in Africa is the Yoruba's; we built a fvckin empire reaching Dahomey and helped the white man bring christainity to your babaric lands, while your flatin0 savage ancestors where busy learning how to create fire--Fun fact

Brother Agbaya, this your long essay won't change the fact that you're a product of " Bend Down After Ogogoro Sales Service". Till today your mum still can't tell who your real father is, she's confused who your real dad is between Baba plumber that frequents her Kparaga joint often after fixing toilets or Baba lotto that spends most of his days in her joint shacking away his life while smacking your mums big bum bum with a promise that she will be well taken care of anytime he hits it big with Baba Ijebu.

Now back to the main issue, if Igbos leave Lagos today you guys will suffer a great deal. Why?

Who will pay for your rents because I know so many Yoruba guys that rented out their inherited apartments to Igbos while they sleep on the roof.

Visit places like Idumota, Alaba, computer village, Ladipo, trade fare, and other major markets in lagos State and see how your conehead brothers earn a living off Igbos while chanting "Tuale baba" anytime we gift them 100 naira. Even Tinubu's daughter is a beneficiary of Igbos largesse in Computer village, do you know how much she realizes from shop levies as Iyalode?

Lastly, when it comes to having sex with a lady, how on earth do you think I will stoop too low to make love to a conehead female ratchet. From a health survey carried out by an independent organisation in Nigeria, it was stated that Yoruba female coneheads are the highest HIV and Aids carriers in Nigeria and sub Saharan Africa.

The image below is one conehead of an Afonja sleeping on the roof after renting out his inherited apartment.

TheLionofLasigi:
It's one step at a time, at least we've started by arresting the cows of the trespassers and soon everyone will be kept in their place, and not even the power of federal might could stop it's creation, but Wike with the help of his northern friends slay ret@rded ipob monkeys while their leader beats the drums of war on his online country via twitter from his London base, just as your ojuku disguised as a bearded woman fleeding federal forces to Cameroon after leading some 3 million of his flatge@ded subhuman followers to their misrable deaths... I heard that the Cameroonian guys at the border even toasted him and touched his ass believing he was a woman....lmao you guys are the real brainlet cowards and just like before you guys will abandon your Lagos properties and flee at the first gunshot of war......The Yoruba man isn't reactionary, so I don't blame IBB for his foolery. Go to sleep meathead, don't you have some gala to hawk very early today.

Òmò Iya Olobo council! I heard you're a product of one night stand somewhere in Iragbiji, Osun State. What happened in Mile 12 between suffersticated Conehead Afonjas and Hausas was just a fracas yet Hausas chased you people away with sticks and broken bottles while your Amotekun were busy looking for cows they will seize for eid el filtri. The Abokis beat your people black and blue and your people ran for their dear lives. I laugh when I hear you talk about war, you see the Igbos fought Nigeria plus the British army for complete 3 years and you think your people who cannot do without eating Amala and Ewedu can stand the Igbos. Please go and fight with the Hausas that overran your people in Mile 12 and Ikorodu first before thinking of waging war against the most successful tribe in Africa. I know that you're just another lazy and jobless tout in search of a palliative warehouse to loot and feed your shekpe selling whores. Well, I don't blame you, I know you're a product of one night stand in one ogogoro joint where your mother do "bend down low" to her numerous shekpe shacking customers as after sales service.

TheLionofLasigi:
Industrious in pimpin and peddling drugs in places like South Africa..lol spare me the ego masturbation. Your lack of basic reasoning skills made you forget were I said part of the people who instigated .....anyways we Yoruba's don't start fights and wars we cannot finish unlike most flathe@d chest beaters who got ass bleeped in a civil war....still the fake products and piracy markets will be ended.

"If I'm Sleeping And Wake Up To Hear conehead Afonjas Beating the drums of war, I'll Will Go Back To Sleep". - Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, 1993.

I pity you, do you think war is like skull mining that you guys are known for?

Fulani Herdsmen are busy raping your women, maiming and killing your people while your Amotekun are busy arresting cows they will use during Ileya (Ramadan).

TheLionofLasigi:
If I remember well your ret@rded burukutu drinking leader was part of those who incited violence in Lagos and tinubu's properties via a voicenote which seculated,
and escalated to what it was, it's was also glearing the happyness of flathe@ds when Yoruba businesses were destroyed, we know this and trust me the fake product and piracy markets in Lagos will not be spared no matter how your brainlet governors try to beg and plead, we're shutting the party down, only a matter of time, besides it still back to my point of how you flatin0s should go back to your portoporto villages since Lagos is your headache...go to sleep ape.

Stupidity at its peak! So Igbos instigated You Amala and Ewedu coneheads to destroy properties in Lagos? Wonderdul, this is the height of foolishness from a brother agbaya like you. Igbos are very industrious and enterprising that our time is money so we don't have time for nonsense. Since you're lazy and jobless you can go round and start picking fights with any perceived Igbo you meet on the road but one thing is sure, you'll be badly and thoroughly beaten.

TheLionofLasigi:
This was a picture of your abia state governor this week in Lagos begging for better welfare for his flathe@d brothers in the state.....unlike your albino burukutu drinking Nnamdi Cownu I don't peddle fairytales and conspiracy theories, looting of warehouses was a nation wide sport don't pretend your dad wasn't part of them

You're what we call an Olodo in our local parlance. Do you know how many shops of non indigenes of Lagos State that your conehead brothers with a cat like tribal marks looted and vandalized during this period of Endsars protest? If you think I'm telling lies, come to Surulere and hear tales of how your Afonja brothers numbering almost 400, male and female, father and mother looted shops and carted away goods while unleashing machete cuts on their victims.

TheLionofLasigi:
My region, my problems....still one of your governors came to Lagos to beg for welfare for his flathe@d brothers...you guys are sad pathetic people

Is like you just escaped from Yaba Left. Which welfare? Lagos State has not finished taking care of the welfare of Omo-nilę's let alone other ethnic groups. Didn't you see the recent videos of how your people were moving from one local government to the other in search of warehouses with palliatives. Just like Pinocchio the more you tell lies the more the tribal marks on your face becomes larger and conspicuous.

TheLionofLasigi:
Ret@ded goat trying to deflect....if kalu was so good why didn't he develop his potopoto state, why are his flathe@d developer brothers rushing to Lagos, am sure you're one of those flatin0 monkeys that fight for sit in BRT buses. Your politicians are the worst in Nigeria that's why everyone from all regions rain curses on them because their economic migrant followers are a burden on them

Just look at this Eru! Your region is so developed and 85% of your youths are busy running after Keke Napep, Okada and danfo in order to collect "Owo mi da" even hailing Bikes like Gokada were not spared by your tout brothers. Please visit Lagos Island and see how your women are constituting nuisance all over the place by offering to use their heads to convey goods from one place to the other while screaming "Agooo".

TheLionofLasigi:
Delusional yamleg. It's a known fact about igbos hatred for tinubu....if this were a thread about him, we would have been on the 14th page with flatin0s spilling trash

The same way you Amala and Ewedu eating with reckless abandon coneheads with facial tribal marks like that of Ologbo Iya Aliu talk shit about Orji Uzor Kalu and Ikpeazu on a daily basis. You expect the Igbos to keep mute while you lots open your kpako chewing stick mouth to rain curses on them.

TheLionofLasigi:
But tinubu controls the army and SARS even as a non office holder.

You yeebos are delusional hypocrites

You're mentally disoriented, so the hoodlums that hijacked the protest and wrecked havoc in Lagos State were Igbos or those Isale Eko boys that invaded Oba of Lagos palace were also Igbos?

Anybody that criticizes Tinubu becomes Igbo automatically.

nedekid:
Bros, no one is saying Peter Obi is guilty, but he surely has alot of explaining to do. The akwuzu Sars issue is a great stain on him and until he gives a reasonable explanation why such atrocities happened under his watch as chief security officer in Anambra the stain remains! Same applies to the current governor who is also very culpable. Even if police is answerable to the IG, the governor could have prevailed on the IG regarding the carnage at akwuzu unless you want to claim the governor was not aware which is hard to believe. It may be right to assume both governors were benefiting from using Cso James nwafor as political enforcer and hence turned a blind eye to his madness.
Those of us that hold Peter Obi in high esteem demand he gives answers and if found wanting, pay a heavy price.

Political enforcer? Don't just sit on the fence and start saying whatever comes to your head. The carnage done by SARS wasn't limited to Anambra alone, it all happened in the whole southern region were SARS and police brutality was rife. I'm not trying to hold brief for anyone but in all honesty do you think Peter Obi ordered the killings of innocent people in his State when he was governor?

Dansuqi:
Peter obi must go down

Anamu! If anybody is going down it's going to be you and the entire Bokoharam terrorist killers in your village.

jchioma:
Nothing hidden under the sun that shall not be revealed.

Seriously, Peter has more answers to provide on the satanic operations that happened under his watch, which by the way also indicts Obiano. These guys are the real cultists. It's so painful that I supported Obi in the last election. SARS among other arms of oppression were their tools of repression and control.

Meaning that Peter Obi controls SARS in Anambra state?

Mumu Odę!

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