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Hahahahhahaha, funny!!!!

dd_jay: afraid catch me.tot every1's in d office, an me still dey find wrk

Hello holykiss, please enlighten me on this, if you were able to get the plantain chips cutter and how much. Pls help . I need it urgently thanks for ur help

holykiss: Hello,
Pls does any one knows where i can get a potato slicing machine/plantain slicing machine and other equipment that will be required for commercial potato chips production. And what does the price of these euipment/machines look like.

Hello holykiss, please enlighten if you were able to get the plantain chips cutter and how much. Pls help . I need it urgently thanks for ur help

holykiss: Hello,
Pls does any one knows where i can get a potato slicing machine/plantain slicing machine and other equipment that will be required for commercial potato chips production. And what does the price of these euipment/machines look like.

You GNLD drug peddlers should retrace Their steps. I had an unfortunate experience with them last week. Pls its not a must to sale. Be careful

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Hello house this is going to make some people go crazy. Am I blind or did l miss the batch1 thing cos am yet to see it.

d-myth:
According to the link which the list was uploaded to, it say Batch1. So there are chances that another list would be out for selection board, dont say it has never happened before so it wont happen now. protocols can be broken to accomplish the will of God. Think about it. Those who understand what am talking about should check the link

Pls poundsmaker, pls answer me. Which state are you from

poundsmaker: Hello room!!! listen up, I just sent a message to my uncle who is an Air commodore to confirm the text and he replied "IS NAIRALAND MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE I HAVE BEEN GETTING INFORMATION? " So, guys let's chill and be close to the official website of the Nigerian Air Force. Any other information will be pass across.

Onye ofe mmanu, abeg they don write the exam inside ur dream. You won't allow us to get what we want? Are you an enemy of progress. Pls spare us some over sabi

simplyakinz: Enuf of past question sending; e neva do u ni? Some will even request 4 past question after d exam has been conducted.

Tanks a lot. Marahelly@yahoo.com

Job-Meter:
@All Nairalanders jst put ur Email Address i will forward d past Questions free of charge or Simply send a blank mail to my email adresss and i will forward it to u .
My mail: odinakamoses@gmail.com
God bless Naija

Pls Dear, I am not saying that God can't do it but just take my advice and go for ur Lag interview

Oncovin: Great nladers 3 hearty cheers to u!

Pls i need ur candid advice.
A company's interview is slated for 23rd in lagos and naf test on 24th (kd centre) and i prefer naf to d company's job but am afraid i shouldnt lose both ways if peradventure naf didnt shortlist me at d end cos of d politics surrounding their enlistment.
From d look of things i will forego d company's interview.
Pls ur precious advice is needed

People pls where are we staying in Kaduna. Is it all man to himself or is it like we are getting a place to stay.quote author=unshake]WHERE ARE THOSE WRITING IN KADUNA, PLS IDENTIFY BY RAISING UP UR HAND...LOL.. JUST JOKING O, THOUGH AM WRITING IN KADUNA, HOW ABT YOU?[/quote]

mimzy007: wats ur email address?

marahelly@yahoo.com, thanks

mimzy pls send it here Marahelly@yahoo.com

Mimzy dear pls help me with Gmat questions. Thanks

unshake: @ mimzy i tot is suppose to be hand written application?

Lie, Na only you register?

W'sfirstlady:
I jst received an Email notifying me that av been matched with an employer. D protocols sef is sth elz. Bt I thank God shaa. Biko, hw much r dey gonna pay?

Lakayana: As soon as I see his name on any film to me it's a no go area he is too mumu for my liking they say he is a comedian the truth is that there is nothing funny about him. He disgusts me.

my brother or sister, whoever you are thank you,,nobody disgusts me more than he does

Toktee: Nobdy shuld be suprise about this,our girls do the samething here in nigeria for money,atleast she do her own for plasure

its like your girl left for a richer, cuter n fun filled guy. That's why all our women get this disgusting comment from you. Its ur sis who is doing Ekuke not everyone. And pleasure not plasure

Olugbenger: Me too...
I was just scared to say it because i thought i was d only one!

. Please all of this people thinking about Esiri when Enebeli died should not even think about one more actor before your dangerous minds will hurt n kill all our nollywood actors. RIP mr Esiri, Adieu

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~vicky~:
Of course, if it had been an intruder and he had killed him, most people would be praising him for his quick thinking.
unfortunately it wasn't

thanks for pointing that out to all our nairaland judges

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huni_naija: Oscar priscorius needs to undergo some mental evaluation tests, something doesn't seem to be right with the "south african"...

Even right from last year at the olympics, my spirit never sat well with him.. He seemed to have this arrogant, evil look about him..

Anyways i believe he's guilty of murder...

Mad Cow: [b]Dear Baba God

Please forgive me for pointing out your mistake to you. I know say you dey quick Para, but Abeg no vex for my matter. But see as you just suffer this two girls for over 15 years.. If to say na Jesus, you for join am with another person like this!? you sef think am na. Shey na your image we resemble, so you wan tell me say na so you be?! Shoooo! This no be matter no pure na.

No vex o! In case na Angel make the mistake for factory, Abeg sack that angel for work, plus send am go meet Satan for kitchen, because this na falling of your own hand. No forget say na you be the Jonathan for this zanga. The way wey Naija people dey use blame Jonathan for those 4 guys wey dem Kpai for Aluu, na so we sef go use blame you for these two girls abi we go call them 1 girls matters.. Abeg try dey check the quality of goods wey una dey ship come area. Now see as the Papa sef don frustrate.

No vex o! Na advice no be quarrel.

Abeg help me hail all my guys them for Heavenly upper Iweka like Osita Osadebe, Oliver de Coque and Mc Loph. Tell dem say boys ka na gba mgbo na streets made of tar and Mud. Hail Goldie for me o. Tell her say people for area still dey fold hand untop her matter.

Abeg baba, keep better land for me for Heavenly GRA or Lekki. Abeg make my house make sense o! Put Jacuzzi, swimming pool, cable satellite, flat screen T.V, leather chair, you know na.. Correct awon boys house.

Nothing spoil sha. Hail your Pikin for me. Tell am say make e no vex for how we use kill that time wey ehn show. Na case of mistaken Identity. Tell am say next time make e try carry I.D card. If to say we know say na him, matter no for happen like that.

Also, Abeg try forgive Satan f:uck up. See as you use because of only am wicked over 1 trillion other innocent guys.

Anyways, as I been talk, na you be Obama for every...

Your Guy for area..

MAD COW..


_{Bros o! Abeg no vex, but remember my account for your next set of miracle, e don tey wey I receive account alert. Tuaile General! All correct!...} [/b]

I know you are a mad cow but come to think of the fact that cows can still understand the buari's that takes care of them and leave the road when told to but your case is quite unfortunate.To make mockery of God in this manner, its clear how stupid you really are. I await to see or hear how it goes with you, quite unfortunate, I might not, am not interested in following losers like you

Don't be tooo harsh on himm.

Mad Cow: May the rest of your generation be conjoined at the head...

[b][/b][quote author=Mad Cow][b]I am with the father on this one....




Who gave you rights to question Gods capability and efficiency, seeing people like this gives you the opportuinity to appreciate Gods perfect will for ur life n not talk about mistakes about a God who at the whole moment of those childrens existence have pity for them and feel their pain. The family is 8 and on an average of 16,000naira monthly income. What if this woman inflicted this pain on these children trying to abort them in her womb. Be very careful n ask for Gods mercy

Hmm these life gan, many stories being heard everyday

Re: "Allow Them To Die" - Father Of Siamese Twins Plead by Mad Cow: 2:32pm On Feb 15

I am with the father on this one....


This is one case where medical murder should be allowed.. Looking at the pictures, I doubt a separation would be possible without one or both dying. They should however try the separation first though, and should that fail, give them an honourable exit.

And someone said God does not make mistakes.. [color=#550000][/color]

Who gave you rights to question God capability and efficiency, seeing people like give you the opportuinity to appreciate Gods perfect will for ur n not talk about mistakes about a God who at the whole moment of those childrens exeistence have pity for them and feel their pain. The family is 8 and on an average of 16,000naira. What if this woman inflicted on these trying abortion.

Where is Egbeda, pls l need 2 know

Well, this Osondu or whatever will be one hell of a guy, ladies beware

osundu: Helloooo,there is nothing dat is touching here!let de guy send her away.if the beatings continue,surely she will go back to ex for another shot when u and I know dat she nt suppose to have any biz with him.RUBBISH!

It expensive, go for 50k

Liar

realsammie: this joke is as old as Methuselah and has been all over place

You suck big time

booqee: From d topic i already knew wat your post would be. Its stale so u dint get me.

When you see the bonus just try to make calls to mtn number and don't watch the balance
quot(author=the.game] you dont understand me, i was told i recieved 750, but my account balance was still the same. The 750 was nowhere to be found.[/quote]

Baby girl, try your luck being fair, maybe you will get better roles than the ones you had b4

Its just like a reflect action, you just try to find out if its true and then you see its a joke, you got me