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Car Talk / Re: Ghastly Accident Along Ilesha Road Crushed All Passengers Dead(Graphic Photos) by chelsea1116(m): 7:44am On Feb 10, 2015
Lord of mercy..God b wit us..I pray every nairalander wil see atleast 90yrs old,strong and hapi..amen!!R.I.P cry

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Politics / Re: "I Got A Slap For Exposing Theft" –Sanusi, Emir Of Kano by chelsea1116(m): 7:46am On Feb 09, 2015
Wen u deal wit any hausa person u wil tink dey r d best ppl in 9ja.. muslims extremist r d pure devils den those dt marry girls b4 dey r 18yrs..heard our oga Sanusi married a 13 or 14yr old..haba!!DIARIS GOD O! Dis ppl r just so confused..pls post smtnelse oda Sanusi got slapd..do u kn hw many Christians dt got killed for sayn der r Christians in d north?abegi!

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Politics / Re: "I Got A Slap For Exposing Theft" –Sanusi, Emir Of Kano by chelsea1116(m): 7:43am On Feb 09, 2015
Wen u deal wit any hausa person u wil tink dey r d best ppl in 9ja.. muslims extremist r d pure devils den those dt marry girls b4 dey r 18yrs..heard our oga Sanusi married a 13 or 14yr old..haba!!DIARIS GOD O! Dis ppl r just so confused.
Politics / Re: Mass Movement For Goodluck Dumps Jonathan For Buhari by chelsea1116(m): 7:13am On Feb 09, 2015
Just lik dis dog dumped bone for a beta meat baa? tongue

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Family / Re: What Is The Best Thing To Do When Your Newly Married Wife Says No To You On Bed? by chelsea1116(m): 11:33pm On Feb 08, 2015
grin I will LOL!!
Celebrities / Re: Top 20 Most Curvy And Bootylicious Nollywood/Ghollywood Actresses ( Photos ) by chelsea1116(m): 3:17pm On Feb 07, 2015
Disability coms in many forms o!!dis huge loads dis ppl cari sef..heya..its a pity..ndo nu o.

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Crime / Re: PDP & APC Thugs Kill Three, Injure Others In Lagos (pictured) by chelsea1116(m): 3:45pm On Feb 03, 2015
May dia souls R.I.P...dis is just y I m neva interested in getn any voters card cos I hv no intentions to vote...b it for mr J or mr B..I m nt interested cos all of dem r as currupt as curruption itself..dey dnt even kia if d innocent r losin dia lives cos of dia sake..dey r simple wicked..den as 4 d young men used in carryn out dis barbaric and atrocious act..my God wil judge and punish u all along side dis ppl dt r sendin u..cum 14t and 28t feb..my chilled oo mpa wil keep me company...to dose dt wil vote..may God b wit u...o gwu k'o ha m n'onu!
Education / Re: Is This Student Dumb Or Smart? (Picture) by chelsea1116(m): 5:13am On Feb 03, 2015
He is so so dumb cos d sm@ student wld simply multiply wt d conjugates of d numerator den expand and factorize...shikina!
Food / Re: some Cancer Causing Foods You Probably Eat Every Day by chelsea1116(m): 6:59am On Aug 03, 2014
Cancer wetin,evrytn we eat or drink..1 way or d other,ppl must find a way 2 say it causes cancer,d fear of EBOLA is d beginin of wisdom so 4 nw I'm scared of ebola,dts d research I'm on nw '.HW 2 AVOID EBOLA'
Romance / Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by chelsea1116(m): 9:24am On Jan 02, 2014
If u dnt lik football,dts ur business..I'm gona talk abt football weneva I want and weda u dey pretend to listen,na ur palava so far u r listenin,I knw a lady doctor dat cn ans any footbal ques,she lovs soccer so dnt generalize ur opinion,afteral I pretend to listen to a lot of craps frm my female frnds and my girl...if u r nt free enof to scratch ur 'main man' infront of ur girl den u aint a man,my ex dey fart in my presence and I'm kul wt it,it is cald bein real..u kn majority of naija gals na fake big girls..if u get pisd abt me scratchn my juju,cum suck it 4 me,dt 1 go beta..mtchew..some women seeeelf!
Fashion / Re: 20 Most Beautiful Female Celebrities In Africa 2013 by chelsea1116(m): 6:19pm On Dec 22, 2013
Vimbai??hahahahahahhohmhohoiohohmzimba..I laugh in zimbabwe....vimbai is actually d ugliest babe I've seen on tv..bt d babe is intelligent shaa,super intelligent..
Phones / Re: God Repaired My Galaxy Tablet (picture) by chelsea1116(m): 6:51am On Dec 19, 2013
Craze no b only wen pesin dey naked and dirty...ds 1 na 1 confirm crazy woman,harmattan dey aid craze wela,d tin don ask u madam..mtcheew!
Health / Re: 10 Things That Can Actually Increase Your Lifespan by chelsea1116(m): 4:39pm On Nov 28, 2013
As u dey do numb 7,remember HIV..if u get dt 1..u r on ur own
Religion / Re: Pictures Of People At Miracle-Healing River In Enugu by chelsea1116(m): 10:55am On Nov 27, 2013
People and miracle sef...wot miracle is more dan wakin up everyday to see d lyt of d day...som slept and died 4rm their slp and d ones dat wok wil say God I need a miracle in my life.,mtcheew!!nonsense..
Business / Re: If You Were A Billionaire, Would You Donate Half Your Fortune To Charity? by chelsea1116(m): 4:03pm On Nov 18, 2013
If u can gv half of woteva u hv nw den u can gv half wen u hv a billion.

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Family / Re: Why Is Divorce Not An Option For Most Nigerian Women? by chelsea1116(m): 5:02pm On Nov 07, 2013
Because they know the teaching of Christ..Jesus neva supportd divorce..so I think majority of 9ja women were tot to respect God..so they alwz work hard to make their marriage work,I lov 9ja women 4 dat.
Religion / Re: Is Speaking In Tongues Compulsory? by chelsea1116(m): 7:21am On Oct 21, 2013
Speakn in tongues or nt,if ur hrt isn't like dt of a child,u r on a looong tin!! If u speak in tongue & dnt sacrifice 4 d needy while I dnt speak & help d poor,I'm a bta christian dan u r...if d world cums 2 an 'end' at dis early 'time'' speakn in tongues won't help u meet heaven.
TV/Movies / Re: National Orientatation Agency DG Asks Nigerians To Watch Local Stations Not DSTV by chelsea1116(m): 5:19pm On Dec 21, 2012
Odiegwu....i ga asikwa...local stations get supersports?wil dey air english, spanish, italian and german leagues??d ans is no so mine is no!

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