Nonso92:


Agbas1010@gmail.com

Thanks in advance

Please, could you send it to me too...
muyizcybernet@yahoo.com

don4real18:

don4real18@yahoo.com thank you bro

Please, could you send it to me too...
muyizcybernet@yahoo.com

THE PROBLEMS WITH MEN
You find a handsome one
The brain is empty
U find a brilliant one
He looks like a masquerade
U find a Behind one
Codeine and tramadol smells allover him
U find a rich one
He's arrogant
U find a hardworking one
He doesn't have tym for you
U find a serious one
He's nt romantic
U find a poor one
He's always broke
U find a responsible one
He's not presentable
U find a native one
He takes u to masquerade shows only
U find a simple one
He gets too simple about everything
U find an educated one
He feels he's always right
U find a cute one
He's ex keeps calling
U find an illiterate one
He gets angry over everything
U find a current one
He teach u politics
U find a fat one
All he knws is to make babies probably not good in bed
U find a short one
He hardly gets over anything
U find an upgraded one
He won't want to even prostrate for ur parents
U find a pastor
He wants u to be everything in proverbs 31
U find an imam
He keeps u indoor forever
U find a smart one
His lies are everywhere.
You find a male corper, he only relies on 19,800 federal monthly allowance ...Ladies, which category is your spouse?

THE PROBLEMS WITH MEN
You find a handsome one
The brain is empty
U find a brilliant one
He looks like a masquerade
U find a Behind one
Codeine and tramadol smells allover him
U find a rich one
He's arrogant
U find a hardworking one
He doesn't have tym for you
U find a serious one
He's nt romantic
U find a poor one
He's always broke
U find a responsible one
He's not presentable
U find a native one
He takes u to masquerade shows only
U find a simple one
He gets too simple about everything
U find an educated one
He feels he's always right
U find a cute one
He's ex keeps calling
U find an illiterate one
He gets angry over everything
U find a current one
He teach u politics
U find a fat one
All he knws is to make babies probably
not good in bed
U find a short one
He hardly gets over anything
U find an upgraded one
He won't want to even prostrate for ur
parents
U find a pastor
He wants u to be everything in proverbs
31
U find an imam
He keeps u indoor forever
U find a smart one
His lies are everywhere.
You find a male corper, he only relies on 19,800 federal monthly allowance ...Ladies, which category is your spouse?

mercichoco:
Virginity is overrated, but bcoz you think she deceived you, you may confront her if you so wish

Thanks for your response, but nobody has really answered the question....is there drugs that could be take to restore virginity?

A friend of mine had sex with his girlfriend after she told him that she was a virgin. He couldn't penetrate to the extend that he spent aboust 4days before they could have a convenient sex, in his statement, he deflowered her, although, there was no blood. Months later, a friend to his girlfriend to the girl that his girl wasn't a virgin that she took a drug that closed her vagina which is why it was difficult to penetrate her. Now, my friend want to confront his girl but want to seek mature opinions before he does. What do you think guys, is there a drug that can make a girl completely closed up, even after being deflowered?

todayboy:


He is from Kogi state
Kogi and Keats state is regarded as minority north

You'll be surprised to know that he's Yoruba part of Kogi....he was my Boss in Shell.

Vikings007:
I just received a call from them, the training is from 16th-17th, that a mail will be sent in that regard.

Hello...call me on 08072194616, we need to talk urgently as per d YIEDP.

Hello guys, if you went for the 3days training, call me on this 0807 219 4616 number....it's urgent. Good afternoon.

Emmy9ite:
I just got this message not long ago from AVDD. it reads,
Good afternoon. Please treat this as urgent. If you were to (be) selected to pitch at the Aso Villa Demo Day, which location would you prefer, Logos, Abuja or Port-Harcourt? Send your preferred location and Start-up name to (08026196882) within an hour of receipt of this SMS.
Please who else got this message??

Yea, I received it too. I created the other thread. Port Harcourt has been added to the locations too, that's great.

I got an sms this afternoon asking for my preferred location and my idea title. If you got the same message, let's meet here.

The ASO VILLA DEMO DAY aims to showcase the best of Nigeria’s startups to the President and an enthusiastic audience of investors, incubators, public and private sector decision makers, as well as connect entrepreneurs with the needed resources to move to the next level.

kingofthemall:


I received the call and the mail yesterday..who is with me on this?

Who knows how we can get to the address tomorrow? - @ CBN learning centre,Alakija,Satellite Town,Lagos.


cc:ChelseaDotCom and mikedimeji

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From Oshodi, board a bus to Mile 2. From Mile 2, board another bus going to Iyana-Iba then alight at Alakija bus stop. Then, ask of CBN estate/ CBN learning center from people. U would av to cross to Old Ojo road side. I hope dis helps.

Vikings007:
I got same message, twice. What's Your location?

Yes, I got it twice too. My biz location is Lagos....what about you?

Thebachelor:
Hol up gee,did u submit a business plan or anytin of sort?

Yeah, we filled some online forms with our business ideas and how much we'll need but with our NYSC certificate serial number, so, you must have served before applying.

Heritage Banks has shortlisted applicant for the Youth Innovative Entrepreneurship Development loan initiative. I got this message from them...
......Congratulations!!! You have been selected for the next stage of theYIEDP. Details will be provided soon.....

Who else got this, let's meet here.

Hello guys, add me to the whatsapp group too. 07032668153.

Wow...10 Terabyte, I'm just seeing ds for the first time. Please, is it limited to any Bold5 bought in the market or only the once bought from Visafone. I also heard that any Verizone bb can work. I need an answer. Thanks

Don't be surprised if you're told that she passed her WAEC and Jamb exams more than the South Westerners...Lie lie people. Na like this una go dey expose una sef.

new2020:


Yoruba thinking. One man business is the hallmark of Igbo entrepreneurship. We don't do shares like yoruba.

Did Innoson tell you that he needs help with money? He is going at calculated pace...he knows what he is doing!

Too much olodos and babies on Nairaland....little wonder why govt needs to begin entrepreneurship education in our Secondary schools....#YouknowNextNothingAboutBiz

Wizprodigy:

So where is this so called industrial starch coming from? I hope it is also industrial cassava crop. The fact still remains that you cannot make $9 billion or million a year from cassava starch, starch ooo even if it is used for industrial purpose or the entire ogun turn into a cassava plantation. Na only una sabi produce cassava starch? Ghana, cotê de ivoire, togo are not producing?

I wish to know the school you attended and who your teachers were....a lot of Ignoramus on Nairaland, man, you are the Chief of them!

Chei! Children of IPOB, see as all of una dey piss for body when you heard just what one company did in Ibadan....FYI, many other companies are exporting from tiny villages in South-West but never announced unlike una wey dey shout Anambra ds, Anambra that. #SilentAchievers

The faculty of law, Lagos State University (LASU), excelled in India, outwitting the host of the 8th edition of the Gujarat National Law University International Moot Court Competition on international trade law (GIMC) 2016.

The LASU team comprising Michael Babalola, Taiwo Okuneye, Mabawonku Olanrewaju, who are all graduating students of the university, and Rufus Olaoluwa, head of the department jurisprudence and international law, defeated the host at the second round of the competition.
Speaking to TheCable, Babalola said it was a great feeling of success to have defeated a law-focused university, revered by its neighbours.
“It was a great feeling of success because neighbouring universities had talked about the expertise of the school, bearing in mind the specialization of the college in law, which is evident in their laurels arcade situated at the schools administrative building,” he said.
GIMC is India’s only moot court competition based on international trade law and LASU was the only university from Nigeria and Africa to have graced the contest.

The moot court competition is recognized by various international organizations such as the American Society of International Law (ASIL), the International Law Students Association (ILSA), the Asian Society of International Law (Asian SIL) and the World Trade Institute (WTI).
This year’s edition of the moot dealt with issues of “domestic content requirements, interference in the use of trademarks and imposition of other barriers to trade”.
The LASU team did not make it to the finals of the competition but conceded the competition in the spirit of sportsmanship. “My team members and I felt denied of our right to the finals. However, in the spirit of sportsmanship, we were happy with the judges’ comments of ‘our excellent advocacy skills,’” Babalola said.
“Having had one of the highest marks at the preliminary stage and the good impression and comments, participants from other regions had of us, towards having a positive mindset about what Nigeria, Africa could offer in terms of Legal research and advocacy.”
There were 42 participating teams from the US, Australia, Indonesia, India, Sri-lanka, Nepal and other countries across the world.


maybreedblog..com/2016/02/lasu-defeats-indian-university-in.html
Source: TheCable
P.S...Sorry, I couldn't get pictures.

Many of our lecturers always want to intimidate the students. Trust me, those that behave this way to student are not expose and never travelled beyond Nigeria to know how things are done elsewhere. Brother, you'll have to endure such character till you leave the school. Pele.

Donald3d:
no prior experience with electronics basics ?

I studied Electronics related course in my undergraduate but you know Nigerian school, it wasn't a product design oriented. It was just theory. It will take a very good understanding of components and ICs to build an electronic device from the scratch. Also, we do not have any semiconductor company here in Nigeria. What do you advice? Do you think it can be built here?

i have an idea of an electronic gadget that is not in existence but will solve a problem in Nigeria at the moment. How do I go about creating my electronic product idea, when I don't know much about electronic design and there are no electronic design company in Nigeria?

stonemasonn:
All the tall buildings in Lagos was built by the Igbos.

Ah, wereh! Did u hear any of them called "Chukwu Tower"?
FYI, Cocoa house in Ibadan was the Tallest building in West Africa!

CharleyCharley:



I knew someone would drop a dumb comment like this.

Ozuo


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I've noticed that this kind of statement gets any Igbo person angry....wait o, does Lagos belongs to your grandpa, or if an Igbo man says, " Enugu, our own", does any Yoruba person gets angry? You guys need a total brain check!

I made so much money but had about 600k in my bank when I left the NYSC. I did some project that later fetched me money. Built Libary, Immunized children, gave Mosquito nets, taught computer and furnished and equip a school. All these were done as projects. A man, who was from the village where I was doing the projects and happen to be the DG of a government parastatal, heard about it and gave me 118k cos he wanted his villager to think that he sponsored it.
Also, I distributed envelopes from one markets to another to solicit funds. While doing these projects, I was also teaching at my PPA and also running about two private classes that was fetching me around 20k per month. It was very tedious for me, at a time, I stopped all the lessons in order to focus on my projects.
Lastly, a rich man who knew about my effort and picked interest in me gave me around 500k cash at the tail end of my service year. The fulfilment that I had was when a parent intercepted me on the road and was greeting me that I save her children from dying as a result of one of my project and I later won a State Award.
In all of these, I learnt that one can achieve whatever you set your mind to do. I pushed myself beyond limit and it was a testing ground for me. Your NYSC will have a meaning if you leave a positive impact .

P.S: Please, pardon my typos o, I dey sleep as I dey type now. Success!

I'm applying for a postgraduate scholarship where I am asked to provide a study plan. Please, does anyone know how I can go about with that?

I'm applying for a scholarship where I am asked to provide a study plan. Please, does anyone know how I can go about with that?