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damisadaprol:
that's a lie.... Read them and even laughed ou loud.

FortifiedCity:
Can I pay 10million in a space of 20 years?

cosmos1440:
LOL
guy you well so ?

princejonhealth:
Pls gv more details about the product. am very interested

Iambees:
GREETINGS ALL
I am Having A little problem on how to Handle This issue,i have a girl whom i love and Feels she love me too, based on respect i have for my elder bro am leaving with, i don't date or bleep girls @ home, rather i petronize 'Sluts'
ok right now i have falling inlove and i am thinking of how to bleep My girls, the problem is where to take her to cus I can't take her to my bro hauz cus he sees me as a gentleman and i won't like to desrespect him, ok i am now thinking on how to bleep her in a hotel , guys pls how do i tell i want to take her to a hotel
Note- I Have Been Spending on Her Since We Started Dating

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mrtomola:
N3700 ?

SenhorSean:
(1) When you were born your father named you Isreal, your mother called you ayomide, and now your username is naughtyboi92... Now who is stupid?

(2) wickedness is when you ask a girl for her number, but she gives you a wrong number, on getting home you call and a native doctor picks up the call, then you
mistakenly say hello my love..... Spiritual slap is involved.


(3) Nothing pains in this life than when you want to throw away a gala
sachet, and you mistakenly throway your 1000 naira note along Lagos-ibadan expressway


(4) RIP is when your mother is frying garri and you see a goat eating the
cassava, then you pick a stone and throw, but it
mistakingly hit your mother on the head


(5) When Angel Gabriel will finally blow the trumpet, all our politicians will go to hell fire, because they will be busy looting and they
won't hear the trumpet


(6) when you are sitting alone and you hear
somebody call your name, but you look round and find no one, don't panic your village people just bought a new
microphone


(7) my grandmother came to me and said
that her phone ringing tone is finished, I asked her to give me some
money let me go and download another one for her...... All the money she collected from my
grandfather when she was young, I'll collect
them back


( I nearly died when I watched Nollywood
movie and saw Tonto Dike and Oge Okoye used as angels of God


(9) When I was in primary school, I had two friends Solomon and Wisdom,
but they repeated primary 3, three times each.


(10) Success is not until you have seven cars,
two helicopters and a mansion, success is also when you are the first to comment on a nairaland topic on the first page and you have 2500 likes and 1500 shares to your comment.


(11) Even Rats sef want to be among the richest animals, a rat entered my
room, instead of going to where I kept my crayfish
and dry fish, its was heading toward my 500naira note.... Na kill I kill am.

Chepos1:
When it was on one lga(Agatu), he(the governor) went to the lg headquarter and asked them to settle with the fulani or he withdraw the security personnel on ground shortly did he kno that the whole thing will transfers to his lg, wats gud for the goose is also gud for d gander.

caspet:
It's a shame that even our so-called governor cannot see the handwriting on the wall or better still, maybe he is part of the plot to wipe off Benue indigenes from their state for political reasons or to get security vault..{blood money}. How can the governor be giving the state hope that the president & his security men are going round to end the problem & up till now, no arrest has been made? Up till now, we see killings carried out everyday from one area of the state to another. How come no military personnel has been station at strategic places where all these activities are going on? I'm not in Benue state but I weep for the state to share their pains. Where are all those generals & big names that are from Benue state?Please, in the name of God we serve, whosoever that is responsible for the ongoing Slaughter should put an end to it.Let's stop the killings & blood shed...

Redhot111:
U mean he should have kept it as a pet animal?