Originalsly:


.... next time..... before you go to the barber... decide the cut you want... don't be changing and changing styles after he started.

Amakababe:
I'm just staying woke tonight in seclusion wondering what I'll do to this boy, if i could have tons of millions of dollars overnight.
I'll travel to Calabasas, ask him out, and make him mine forever, willingly or forcefully. I have a bizarre fixation on his handsome boy, I can't stop looking at his picture, he's on my lockscreen and wallpaper, I cherish his songs. I mean, look at his lips, perfect dentition, thin nose, flawless complexion.
No, I'm not delusional or having eerie premonitions.
Jaden Smith please my wonb is open, come and fùck me til I'm overleveraged with sèmen, take me into hibernation, make me your mortgage, your escrow, your bitch.
I LOVE YOU!!!!!
God please. Just one night.
I believe I would get rich, either by serendipity or whatever, but when I get wealthy, I would track you down for sure. You spoiled rich handsome sexy batshit crazy brat turning me ON right now.

Smart3856bwbby:
Vc

derrick015:

Why do dey do that in the first place. Them no get their own short ni.

pryme:


Tsk Tsk Tsk,

It's relates, you just missed it. You can't marry a man without tasting if his diiick is working.

A dead control pad (like the one on your profile) renders a perfect Playstation console useless, just like a dead diiick will render a good marriage useless.

sinaj:
Argh! So banks even make use counterfeit

kullozone:


I only called weed in order not to get some people confused.
Arizona is the best... you should try it sometime

kullozone:
.

Sell my stuff for how much weed

Wait fess oh! what makes you think you can even advice me concerning Igbo sef?
I laugh you

ubunja:
Get the fvck out of here liar. Girls dig non-stop fvckerz. Don't come to us with that lame story of you losing women. Just don't.

Ugosample:


I’m a dimensional thinker

drmikeadams:
so they can put their dirty legs on ur dash board and be pressing phone

anitasoll:
Boss up to get your dream man

A lot of girls believe that men are scum but think about it, what are you doing to keep him. Everytime wire me money! That's just sad.

Sex, good looks and food is no longer enough to keep your man.
You should be able to support him financially if the need arises, take care of yourself without having to ask him for everything, develop yourself so he doesn't just come to you to satisfy his sexual desires but to get your advice on how to solve some challenges he's facing at work or your thoughts on a particular business idea.

No one wants to marry a liability so stop following the masses and carve out your own space. Be your own boss.

kullozone:


Being a marijuana addict is not bad, as long as you have money.
Oboy, I die there oh

flejnr2:
12 months only Yahoo is meant to be life imprisonment

XhosaNostra:


I'm not denying anything. I love nice things like the next person, but I don't make choices based on status. That's his explanation, not mine's. It's not far off, but it's not completely spot on either. It's possible for people to love the same things for different reasons. I explained myself to the best of my ability & if you still don't get it, oh well.

pansophist:


You are interchanging language and education. Language is a means of communication, not a proof of education.

What if she speaks fluent Yoruba or igbo, and can solve complex life issues with it, you will still consider her uneducated? if yes, then you do not know what true education is (perhaps, you confused it with schooling), which silmeuteneuously proves you are the uneducated one lol, sorry