₦airaland Forum

Is it not Nigeria... its normal



Let them keep embarrassing us from 2015-2016 August when the Dualard will be buried

Abeg where the nearest lawma office dey

And Naira keep on going down like sag breas.t

same stories from other states

I remember the day wey those thieves under bridge for Oshodi catch me for not making use of the pedestrian bridge .

They grab my shirt like say I thief person phone .

Me: Oga easy nah I no de run

Thief : I know, lets get over there(pointing at their prison van)

omo as I site the multitudes wey dey inside there no be person tell me say "use your head"

O boy! see as I tek punch the man eh, cross the other side of the road tek off, the mumu and his colleagues no fit see my back again .


"OP na zoo wey dey o!"

"Always use your head to get ahead"

Why u go stop for those mugus at first after withdrawing your 3k ... are they the people you had in mind to help or are they your passenger

I see a Frog

Another lie in the making

ernesterioo:
hey , are u here to check grammar or wetin, as long as the content of my msg is understood by d person_ no big deal

Ok I haf ear

ernesterioo:
did u got

Onye Nkuzi see grammar wey de blow
Abeg this Teaching tin no be for you

Please help a friend

I have been reading other peoples comment but I don't know how to comment

Arant Nonsense

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Tunder fire you there, people wen dey better pass us!

Interesting

England and root1 football . I know they ain't gona go far

Mek I pinch my tent for here

Nysc 2 loading .....

Either the government listen to them or not, the only thing I know is that what's gona be gona be and we got nothing to do about it.

Fvck this APC


Fvck the dualard


Fvck all his followers


Thought all these his European,Asia etc tour was to mediate and find a lasting solution towards our economy
If they starting placing bans on our exports how else do you think the economy will grow

ElPadrino33:
When I first saw maracana I thought it was somewhere in Europe

but maracana is not in Europe


Olodo

hilarious

Nigerians are funny people

Agunechemba1:
You have tried.


But that's not our priority now.


Create jobs for the timid population.

Hunger is in the land. People are suffering, sponsor bills that would create employment for the average Nigerian on the street.

Shey e resemble Buhari for ya eye ni
Abi na APC card carrier ni

Atleast he has WASC

Till today we are yet to see the duar...

I trust e no fit be cos of this thing



I Trust bros dem

Mbanu
Tufiakwa


No be cos say purri dey sweet purri dey sweet man go nack kill pikin wey dey inside belle

Ana234:
just passing

Who asked you that one

in Davido voice; Life is all about the money oh

Lala you too famous for here, ain't you going

ishowdotgmail:
Shiiiooor.... nawa oo!!!


I don't seems to understand if is the managers fault....

Rip to the ladies, they should forget the issue and let the sleeping dog lies

Shey na person God blessed pikin u carry de do caricature for here

Na simple question oh!

NPC investigation still as confusing as the APC since 1860


If to say Nigerian police get access to the devil or mami water, you think say dem fit fear to arrest am



Even the devil go don smell sanko tiya cus the rate of accusing fingers wey de come ontop of e head



Anyway am expecting more arrest from them... the bar owners, those drinking around there, all abokies found around there, All Oloshies , white and red garment people , prophets and prophetess etc.


Not forgetting the beach and water samples

ucnwafor:
kikikikikikikikikiki

Nwa aba!!!
Ke way gi diya!!

Nwanne owelu Gbapuru nu Nwa Aba something ka owelu fu uzo Obele

This is inform the masses that the president of Name Checkers Association of Nigeria(NCAN) Mr. Omotayo Ojalande OrigiOrigi the one that seeth both the seen and the unseen,has gone blind meanwhile another source confided to us that his secretary is on the run at the time of filling this report.










Our dear NLer people are hereby adviced to remain calm as the news of biggest fraud in the history of UK is not true and remains unconfirmed by NCAN


A national Working committee will be set up from all geopolitical states in order to get real the name/names person involved in this outrageous and humongous theft.