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Happy married life in advance

Johnsown1:
bt if u change ur mind don't hesitate to hala me

No problem

Maxi112:
that is why am asking u to confirm from u

No need of asking me since you said someone told you because I hate that word someone told you

Johnsown1:
i can bet with my last cash that ur tough bt i respect peoples idea,opinion and judgements atimes

No problem

Johnsown1:
OK,i respect that.

Hahahaha

Johnsown1:
that is true bt nothing is impossible to do,only have faith and u can do morethan expected

I cannot

Johnsown1:
it is true bt we were taught to imitate him

Not that kind of imitate

The only solution to this your problem is to talk to God in prayer

obiorathesubtle:
hehe. I'll definitely look you up when I want to buy one

No problem until then

Andyblaze:
She was viewing as at last night...but she gotta be rest assured I aint disclosing her identity.

Ok better

Johnsown1:
Jesus was a name given to him while cherry is name given to u, and all are human.

Jesus is 100% greater than me only that he made me in his own image

Johnsown1:
thank ma

You are welcome Sir

Nice one but are you sure that the babe is not reading this your story

Johnsown1:
miracle happens, always.
Little Jesus taught elders in the synagogues

Wow am happy you said little jesus but am little cherrybrown

Johnsown1:
yes ma and sorry for complaining ma

Better

Johnsown1:
cherry can come and teach me hw to bleep in darkness.

How can a little girl like me teach an old man like you

Johnsown1:
i do nt think hw wants to buy it

Then stop complaining

Maxi112:
some one told me that u say a lot of that when u dey colabo.... hw true is it

You said someone told you that means you are not sure

obiorathesubtle:
mehn. Only the gods know where I can find that one in year 2015, moreover. If I go to the market looking for kerosene lamp, people would look at me like I'm crazy

Plus, I don't have any plans to burn down my landlord's house, we could be in the heat of the thing and somebody puts a foot wrong.. How would I explain to my grumpy landlord??

I'm sorry sir, it was the work of the devil, we were having sex and the house just caught fire?? Mehn. They'll just give me life imprisonment

There is no way you can burn down your landlord house with that kerosene lamp am talking about my grand mum love kerosene lamp more than the chargeable lamp but in case you want to buy the kerosene lamp make sure you buy the original one

obiorathesubtle:
habaa. I grew a phobia after one time when I was gonking and electric ant bit my d/ck! Hoiy sh/t!! That day was something else!(I just shrugged right now. Remembered the pain) So, I always fcck with the light on. I don't want no more surprises. Next one might be a fcccking snake. Who knows??

Hahahaha then you have to buy kerosene lamp and keep in your room

obiorathesubtle:
both my phones were off at that moment sha. It was just asif the universe did not want us to continue fcccking

Hahahaha if you really know what you are doing you can still Bleep in darkness

lefulefu:
haha dis girl ehn

Hahahaha am sure that is the only thing she want from him remember MONEY rules the WORLD

obiorathesubtle:
I do. My friend borrowed it to read with

Hahahaha and your phone don't have torch light

She don't need Iphone6 or the 400 airtime you send to her she want you to be paying 200,000 naira into her account every month

God see through the heart not from what we say with our mouth or our appearance

So at your age you don't have chargeable lamp in your room

I bless this union in advance