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From the side chick look she is confused she didn't even know who of the zaddys wife is attacking her...

Dele decided to give a shot...He approached her.."hello dear u seem to have lost your way around here"
"Not really "she replies as she takes a sip
"Okay..am Dele .I work around the neighbourhood..are you a student here"
"Yea.."..she replied wondering whe he is asking her such questions. ..
"Do u stay in the hostel"
"Nope..sorry I have to go..need to catch up with my lectures "she said beckoning the waiter to come collect his money
"do you mind if we see again "..as he hands her his card..
she hesitates then took it...
as she walks into the classroom the lecturer is there already. ..
"Miss Kate, haven't I made myself clear that once I enters the class nobody else does..Make sure u see me after lectures"
"Okay sir"she walks sluggishly to her seat..
oh no not again. .who will take me to this mans office ...she remembered what happened the last time she went ..she was lost in thought. ....

And she wondered what could have been the cause ...was he sick ...she thought. ..anyway that's least of my problem. .she said as she waved the campus taxi heading towards school

Let's create a romantic story. ..
pls don't spoil the fun if you aren't good in it...
Direction: it's about a story of girl called Kate that played hard to get. ..guys in her hood made a bet who will be the lucky one..With so many sexual fantasies She later gave in to one later found out about the bet as a revenge she lured the 5 friends into sleeping with her with hidden cameras. ..at the end she blackmailed them..asking for ransom but none of the guys is aware that each of them is into the mess they keep borrowing themselves money...
its a good story. ..pls continue where the next person stopped. ..
matured minds only. ...add pics if necessary


The ADVENTURES OF KATE MENSAH
Kate is a very pretty young girl with well rounded breast and a backview any man will look at twice..
she is so pretty...she just came into the neighbourhood to complete her studies not far from the campus..
as she stares at the mirror with just her sexy swimsuit she bought for the pool party ...she admired her beauty and promised herself not to mess with aNY guy in the hood..she quickly hurried up cus she was going late for lectures. .

Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison

Lol I hv a friend dts married her husbands D is small n d gal has ds big open V ..she olx complaining dt weneva d man climbs d tin no dey reach dt she doesnt enjoy anytn... She is so frustrated
Pls help

Country wey no get president

Everyday things kp missing in dis country

[i][/i]All dos Nigerians wishn ma president death its UR own president dt wil die...mtcheew

Buhari na waka waka president

Wait! Abeg o if she no wash am na me go wash am?
Isnt she nt ashmd to mak such a stmnt u r teln d whole wrld dt u r washn ur own husbnds pants noooo lv am make ifa cm do am for u
no b wetin u dey chop dey inside

Know what

Ooo na true

demzylahot:
the orientation here,most pple will see it as some dirty talk

as in eh! Poor mentality

Bend like nija

Lets do dis it gonna b fun comment on d last word while d nxt coments on ur last word lets c who kills it eg
guy hw FAR
far dey far as u c me SO
so hw fun is d game FORUM
forum funny DIE
SO LETS HIT IT

WEDDING ON TOP....dt wat hapns wen u hv phd in tractor management

CONTINUES......
Hello
hi dr hope u arrived well
yeah
hope u enjoyed goin out wit me
dt was d last question i nevr wish to hear.... enjoy wat.....?nt to entertain further question cus am bcoming so uneasy
yes tnks for d treat
ok i wish to c u soon can i cm over to pick u after sch tmrw
o no neva mind wil b seein my aunt tmrw
ok hv a sweet nyt rest
u too
presd d red button immediately..imagine if sm1 hears him sayin 'pick me' wud probably think he is on ride... we almost trekd for 2hrs earlier...
Searchin tru my bag....a complimntry card..who might hv givn me dis?...oh met him on my way to d super market...hmmm dis one shud b beter dan stanley,his dresn n accent wr ok he myt b a graduate probably working..d way he looks..at least wil use dis one to cool off
sent him a text hoping to see him tmrw..ouch is almost 11pm n i hv 8am lecture tmrw..hurriedly entered d bathroom n had a good shower.....

[quote author=player007 post=44004393]Liked.....Oya conti_new.[/quote tnks dr...a bit relief

Cutehector:
Mchew. Fvck fiction!

y nt write urs lets see

BreadandBeans:
Your effort is waisting

illiterate...waisting ni? N u cnt appreciate sm1 else mtcheew

As i sat dwn on d couch i felt rlaxd..oo at last am bk home safely..kept wonderin y i aceptd to go on a date wit him at d first place...cus he was frm a rich home..he had no sense of humour..he is glutton he finished his own meal n helpd me wit mine i was formin big girl didnt knw d guy didnt eat since mornin propably he myt hav savd d money to go out wit me...but he is frm a rich hom y didnt he bring enuf cash or at least eat bf comin d way he rushd d food n drank d orobo...ouch dnt wana talk abt it..i felt lik vanishn frm d place..com to think of it...it was nt even an eatery but a roadside mama put,tot he wantd to greet sm1...d nxt tin i heard is madam do u hv rice n beans put plantain n fish....jeeeez! Waaat..i cudnt blv it i sat dwn d odour was bad d smoke frm d kitchn n dt of d smokers cupld wit d dusty n noisy area....oh my God..i refusd to eat at first bt wen my stomach bgan to make noise i smiled n said: madam pls i nd a plate of rice n stew..oh no d stew was tastels d tomato didnt cook well i told him i cnt eat dis food he askd y,,tuk spoon n tasted it,, its gud o he said as i was stil imaginin wat brot me hr d first place lookn dwn d guy hv already finishd d food n was eatn d meat...shoooooo na so u b..
Janyyyyy...lora screamed, since u walk tru dt door for d past one hr u hv bn lookn lik as if u met a ghost ar u ok.....
Hmmmm i hissd
so tel me wats wrong did u later go out wit stanley
tufiakwa i spat on air...God forbid bad tin
did u guys fight??
Lora pls alw me u r d cus of my predicament today...my fone rang guess who's caln....


For more... like d page.. let me knw bf i continue dt my effort isnt wasting..

Just like olajumoke..... God don pick ha call

Wen i was working as a receptionist in one d top hotels in d city....dr is somtn dey kept me wondering til today..dis tin cald CUSTOMERS RIGHT..i had a lot of disgustn attitude n harrasment at d end my Boss termed it CUSTOMERS RIGHT i began to imagine dont we employee hv our own right....
In one of d occasions...a guest lodged in she cald d reception i pickd she said she needed a coffee i said ok ma'm let me cal d kitchen ,she said she nds it witn 30 seconds i repotd to d kitchn bf 20 secnds she stomd dwnstairs n startd rainin abuses on me n my colleague dt we ar sily we cnt serv n treat our guest ryt upon d rooms ar costly.....o boy i park for corner by den d poter guy enterd wit d coffee she faced d potter guy n said he too sluggish...unfotunately our boss heard d shouts n came dwn...i wntd to explain he shut me dwn d lady told a difrnt tin altogeda we wr dr wit our mouths wide open asin c lie...our boss treathns to sack us infrnt of d lady if such repeats itself n he cut 5k frm our salary....i was dr so confused n frustrated cudnt talk tears rold dwn my cheeks i tot it was a dream cudnt blv it....at night our boss came bk n said dont we knw its CUSTOMERS RIGHT N WE SHUD RESPECT IT...which kin dirty right i felt lyk pouncin on him,i rmbrd i hvnt recvd lst mnt salary i kpt quiet..
I knw many ppl undergo tins worse dan this but pls IS IT REALY CUSTOMERS RIGHT

jmoore:
If the man is a virgin, how is he gonna answer?

atleast he is a human... He must hv smtn dt turns him on let he tel himself d truth....abi he neva rise bf?

Abbeyunique2:
spot on OP. dunno why people are too shy to talk about sex

but dey arent shy to engage in it

demzylahot:
it will be difficult to get answers to these questions in Nigeria

should we den kp quiet n watch our marriages clash

vicstar:
op do you like BJ??

tel me who hates it?