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Runs into thread....
Panting heavily....
Please gimme water ooooo
Food o
Anything
Ahhhhh I'm just coming back from gbagi and dugbe market. I have to start shopping for the numerous naming ceremonies and dedications of next year because e be like say so many mamas go born at the same time and I no wan rush that time to just buy and wear anything. So lemme start taking my time to prepare small small. because those plots of lands Wey liftedhands claim have been occupied already. Na birthstories remain.


Eyin mamas mii, awon egbon mii, padi miis of Laive.... Thanks a lot for ur birthday messages. I am overwhelmed. I feel so special ehn. Thank u so much. I'm on my knees and two hands in d air o.

Pweetymii and adorablewifey it is actually very embarrassing that both of u didn't see d elephant heads that I sent to u....anyways I pray that by next year a more efficient zoo attendant will be employed

zaynie:
Only God can forgive you. .....

Kikikikikikikikiki...... U Berra come make we open shop but u can NEVER be accountant in that shop o....lailai I nor gree

@mztyqal, mama u are one strong woman. I read what u wrote up there and I just said to myself "that woman is unbreakable". The devil shook u but u are gonna have a mega come back. Love u babe.

ahnie:
SOS :'

Pls i need help o

My lil bae has sudden cough

Pls which cough syrup shud i get for her.
Pls help

According to Iya Alagbo Zaynie 101.... Get one St. Louis sugar and palm oil. Mix them together and give her two tea spoons every three hours. Nne, this one is tested and trusted. Come back and praise Master Jesus!

Ewooooo......see as my darling sisters Dem mention me for this birthday celebration. Oooohhhh I feel so loved and happy to have y'all in my life. Thank you so much for ur prayers and goodwill messages..... One love my sisters.

Mati4christ, thanks for checking on me. Data expired jare.
In other news, I'm a year younger.
It can only be the Lord's doing.
I am super grateful.
God kept me in the middle of the storm, the tears, the madness, the frustrations of the time and pulled me out of the valley and is setting my feet of higher grounds. A year ago, only suicide made sense to me but I'm here still standing and my perfect God still gave me a perfect reason to celebrate another perfect birthday! Thank you my darling Kabiyesi!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Pweetymii and omoyeni360, thanks for checking on me. Data expired and office allawee never show.
In other news, I'm a year younger.
It can only be the Lord's doing.
I am super grateful.
God kept me in the middle of the storm, the tears, the madness, the frustrations of the time and pulled me out of the valley and is setting my feet of higher grounds. A year ago, only suicide made sense to me but I'm here still standing and my perfect God still gave me a perfect reason to celebrate another perfect birthday! Thank you my darling Kabiyesi!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Zaynie, I dreamt one nice dream about u o. I dreamt that u gave me iPhone7. U said i should take it because I no dey follow some people drag ur dues May this dream come to pass insha Allah.

Wow mompurity2, congrats mama. We thank God it ended in praise. God bless your boys.

Dexterush, u guys are one hau-te couple. HBD to only cupcake in ur oven, may he never road in that oven o, he will continue to be freshly baked all for u...kisses to ur squad!

Zionx, e-hugs to you bae, this too shall pass and the Lord would comfort u on every side. because of this, the good Lord will speak peace into our nation and the world so that ur husband will be smiling at the bosom of our Lord. Stay strong in this trying period.... God bless you dear.

Pweetymii, hmmmm anytime I see this ur moniker, I go just smile because I go dey wonder as u take fine come give urself name as pweetymii but me I dey pour u triple trailer load of triplet baby boys......by d time vigilante hook u.....aaaahhhhh u go forget say u be pweetymii .....but Loisemm Wey dey help me e-carry Lamide, make I give u just two truck load of twins BG....u see I loff u abi
Towerofgrace....hmmmm I dash u twins three times...hmmmm Na u say u want tower-of-children o....na u use ur hand drag am come ur side o.

Baby dust on us all

Legendsmother, sorry about ur health...happy u and dh feel better now. IMO, I think u should follow d woman's procedure strictly and leave oyibo medicine for now at least until u get ur BFP or u are sure u want to discontinue. I don't think u should mix both. Take it a step at a time.
Pouring lorry load of baby dust on u and us all.

Eeemmmmm......witchyy...sorry slip of fingers mitchyy.....how is Hansel? Don't let those kings of the jungle break my Hansel's bones o. I can't shout o.

Liftedhands:
lols mbok na just hunger o! Maybe cherrymum.1 is ready no mind that atilogu weh she dance cos AF appear

Mama Ekene.....hmmmm hapu kwa m aka o...hian....hapu kwa m o. With this ogbonge area scatter that I have on my hands I should carry belle on top....thot u loved me...now I know berra.

Fortius, thanks for checking on me jare. I dey gidigba.... Is princess planning to come on my birthday...ahhhh if she land that day ehn....na ur house I go sleep o...Magboro tinzz

raptor2:
Hmmmmmm
This vigilante no easy oooio. But am enjoying it ooo

House Good morning. ...
Please Sabi Mamas make una help me torch Light this matter. My lil Princess that is 3 weeks old is having stomach pains . Please I don't know if its colic or lactose intolerance. Once she finish feeding she squeezes and makes noise like one in pains. She Streches her hands and legs and at the same Gas out.
She is on both breast milk and Formula
ABEG help a mama as am not happy seeing her in pains

Sorry your princess is going thru this....sounds like colic tho'. My dear, you just have to keep pacifying her. Some people say infacol works, moving her legs in bicycle motion gently, lying her on her tommy SUPERVISED (I did this for Lamide one time and when I carried her up I saw blood from her navel on the bed) so do this supervised pls. Does she drink water? Maybe u should give about 10ml of warm water small small sha o.

Congrats Olamitie...pls put on ur garment of praise and don't sound ungrateful... People see AF and still praise God and u are seeing two red lines and u are not excited. because people die on d road, does that mean we wont pass road again or enter vehicles Abeg, ask God for forgiveness, thank Him, work closely with ur doctor, ask questions here too, you'll be fine and have plenty rest.... Happy and Healthy nine months.

comtem2011:
I don't know if am d only one experiencing this, it driving me crazy!
My baby is always sweating at night even when the weather is okay.
I always change his sleeping wear for like 3 times before day break.
Can't even wear sleeping suit for him again, his back is always soaked/wet.
Pls mamas come to my aid o.

Yes o. Happens to my baby too. I don't wear sleeping suit for her also again. I wear her a light singlet and free top with free trouser. She still gets wet sometimes and I still Chang her. I don't think anything is wrong. As my mama will say "Na their way, they always come up with something and their God always protects them". But pls always cover him still because that their sweat Na fake. When they start sneezing and coughing now, u will be wondering that is it not the same person that is always sweating?

God bless our Bundles of Joy.... Much love to ur DS.

Zaynie, I read ur post on d TTC thread but I decided to talk to u here so as not to continue raising dust there.
No one accused the lady of being a scammer. Nobody did. Guess her conscience just played on her or whatever. Zee, ttc is a very sensitive issue. It is draining. During my ttc days, if u laff too much I will cry that u are laffing at me. If u pass and don't greet me, I will go to my closet and cry. Things just touch u deeply somehow. When u now understand this about this crazy situation called ttc, u don't go everytime and say to people countless times that u have 100% cure for it. You will look unstable rather than helping. I can count three solid times she has claimed to have 100% cure.

Zaynie I ttc'd for seven f**king years, aaaaahhhhhhhh those years I prayed for death everyday cos I bled daily for seven years. Then u come to "joke " with me everytime that u have seen 100% solution and flaunt your bump to my face!!! WTF!!! Is it malaria we are talking about here. This is a sensitive issue.

It's like someone who has cancer, looking at death staring at her everyday. Then I come today, I've seen cure, tmrw I've seen cure, next tmrw I've seen cure....haba! Is it fair to be dealing with d person like that.

If u know the slums I entered too all in d name of "I don carry 20 women go there all of Dem don get belle". If u know how many "dirty fingers have entered my vjay all to know if womb set well, if womb hot, if womb cold, pikin dey hide, the thing Wey dey catch sperm seize", zee, u will cry for me.

I went to St. Leo one day for tests and the nurse was like ahhhh these tests plenty o. So I told her that it was cos of infertility. She screamed! Aaaaahhhhh u get plenty boyfriends Wey dey sleep with u that's why u never born. A nurse o. At a reputable lab. I can never forget her face. I looked at myself. My tests came back clean. She was also there d day I came to pick it. The same nurse said, Na wa o, even small staphylococcus u no get, how u take do am, I told her I no get plenty boyfriends!!!

Zee, how many I wan remember! Few days back when I was looking for AF and later saw it, devil started speaking fear into me "u think because you've born Lamide it will be easy to born another one, oya Na"..... Na lie, when I'm ready to born, I will have more even multiples sef, Lamide will have younger ones when the time is right.

Sorry for my long story. But personally the young lady SHOULD HAVE SLOWED DOWN ON HER 100% TTC CURES! We aren't looking for medicine for headache. We want to form another life/ lives. It is a big deal!!!

Amhappy:
See pics. Sabi mamas abeg help ftm cc lovina.m,cherrymum

My dear, I just finished dealing with this bad belle thing. It's really going sha. These are the things I did.

1. Started using Savlon regularly.

2. Rinsed clothes with Dettol.

3. Everyone must wash hands before carrying her (no be insult, I tell them politely).

4. I changed soap to Pielor body wash for babies. Still looking for Dove sensitive. The thing scarce no be small.

5. I was constantly using Methylated powder cos when she sweats the thing begins to itch her, she scratches and gets cranky. So the powder helped to scratch it cos of d menthol and also keep it dry.

6. I also used pure water to bath her for some days to find d root cause.

7. I bought boots lotion, haven't started using it tho' I want the thing to go very well. The ones that have gone left spots.

In all, I'm still watching it sha but with this little I've done. It has greatly reduced. Just to start dealing with d spots. I'm thinking of using baby tribotan for that. But pls if anyone has another idea pls tell me. I have coconut oil and ori o. Abeg anything for d spots to go.

Looooooool @towerofgrace... I don see AF o.

Omoyeni360... That strip I don't trust much. Pls wait a few days more and do blood test. Congrats in advance.

[quote author=Fortius post=47563598][/quote]Ehn ehn.... Ko le werk! Lami boo-boo-kitty is fine. As for d other one.... e dey there...e still dey flow. Na God pass all of Una.

Olatebony, congrats sis. God will keep ur LO.

Proudmom38, greet prouddad Happy Birthday from Lamide and I. More orobo children plus plenty grand and greatgrandchildre. Sexy daughter in laws and beard gang son in laws.

Fina4804, Happy Birthday to u. Keep shining. Keep winning.

Sisters, it aff do. The devil just wants to scatter this our prayer cos he knows BFPs will roll...WIDD will be plenty. So he wants to distract us from focusing. Iya let's get back on track. In the mood of Praise, we raise our hands and sing!

Satan shame unto you, all powers belong to Jesus.
Satan shame unto you, all powers belong to Jesus.

Satan shame unto you, all powers belong to Jesus.
Satan shame unto you, all powers belong to Jesus.


Join me in singing and whistling it o.

sugah:
I knew something was off when you said you were pregnant yet drinking your urine. Maybe im just crazy sha but that's some pretty messed up shiit

Sugah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You wan kill me with laff abi.
Cough no hold u again btw how's it now? Sugah say that's some pretty messed up shiiiiît. Nne, if I no laff kikikikikikikikikikikiki dis post no go complete. So u been dey read and pass quietly abi. You and mamakendra ehn... If Una handle pezin matter ehn.... I pray Una two no handle my matter negatively one day o. I no go fit deactivate again, I go just beg amadioha make I dey do housegirl for am.

suzy:
Hello every1

I am 14weeks pregnant. i can not still feel my baby kicks. when can i start feeling it cos this my 1st baby. i can not wait. and have not started anti-natal hope its not late yet.

U should start ANC immediately u are 14wks already. But hope you've been taking prenatals o. You should feel d kicks well around 20-22wks. U go soon see rolling, flipping and summersaulting.

limsycutey:
Feeling cool with myself right now, yesterday I washed our bodysuits and sleepsuits (only 0-3months sha).
Phcn was nice to us last night so I used that opportunity to iron everything (plus the flannels and blankets I washed the other week) without stressing the gen. I was so tired and hot by the time I was done but also very happy with myself.

U try...u do well....

Iyawotuntun...congrats dear.

Beremx:
I hope it's my imagination. This isn't the first time i suspect i am pregnant and it turns out i am not actually pregnant. I wonder why God made symptoms for pre-menstrual and pregnancy almost look alike.

na wa sef!

I think u should do a PT to confirm first. Me too since Sunday I've been looking for my period o been searching everywhere loool..... Did PT yesterday it was negative but period was already four days late.... In fact I've been looking at Lamide like you plus another pregnancy? I can't do this! But today period came full blood red! I've thrown a champagne party already.
Cc: Iomoge2, Zaynie, fortius, proudmom38, orirebaby

Thank u o fruitfulhome, exactly what I'm saying about being organised as a woman and standing for something. Don't be everywhere! From IT to GNLD (even when some mamas said it doesn't work) to GreenLife now to Herbal woman....choose a path. Even if u want to change course of action, do a well grounded research before you swerve upandan.

waistbead:
Hmmm....@Mumredeemer, that's how our landlord's wife went n did her own magic wit her mum and came back with a baby boy.Trust old women now my mum inclusive come put eye for ground see say no be she born pikin....The lady burst her burble herself she came back to her Hubby's house d very day she put to bed d following day she make up,dress to kill wit all d gold she had..

My mama say person wer just born pikin no der shine like dis.the lady didn't allow d MIL to bath her d mum was stand by finally d hubby now told her he wants to do a DNA test the MIL refuse na so marriage of 2 years end because of desperation...

BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mumredeemer:
(cherrymum abi na d thing una use 4 delivery room?) lol. she gave me EDD of 2 months from whn i went n a bill of 700k untop d 235k.

Ojibijibijibi *in papa ajasco's voice* Na this kind thing dey make ibo babe like me think of opening more enterprises. Chai!!! Any BFP just register with cherrymum & daughters maternity home.

In fact it's so sad the way people treat this TTC issue. I used to cry a lot. Mainly because it wasn't my fault and I've done almost everything i knew in d books. People that shouldn't even hear my voice I've gone to collect herbs from them. This money is not like we pluck it from trees. Some tests sef I couldn't do cos d price was too high. Then someone will be calling 700k - 1m.....na wa o.... How much come remain to do IVF? They should kuku turn d place to IVF hospital Na.

God will silence all our devourers for our sake. Baby dust on us all.