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melly245:
hmmmmm my dear i dey suspect say the pikin build jacuzzi inside the belle,e dey der dey sip coconut juice, dey dance yoyo yoyo yo, dey eye all those cute princess for this thread with sunshade, mama enkaydewdrop come call e name ooo make e know say time don reach. oya make una chop some more bump

See them o....team no pa-int.
That's some yummy sezxy bump.

@mamakendra, Happy Birthday sis. God bless your new age and add more life to u. You will grow very old and carry your great-grandchildren. Nobody will represent u. U will be alive to fulfill your destiny.

@zaynie, ahhh pls don't stop going with ur kids o. Ori omo lo n pe omo waye o. Pls don't stop at all. Continue pls.

@anikeayun, pls don't touch the pimples. Leave them until u make ur confirmation. On a normal day, my face has no pimples but throughout pregnancy I had ogbonge pimples. And I didn't rub anything. When I gave birth they disappeared. So just hold on small. Unless u have pcos like one mama suggested. But pls confirm before u take meds o.

Nairasurplus:
My sister,
You just registered on 8th of June 2016. You are new to this Forum.
My sister, your first ban on this forum will never come from me. Though you have violated rule No 2. I will not report you. Let the moderator do as it pleases him. Be mature and be guided.
You are welcome.
Regards

Liftedhands aka chinwendym aka mama ekene is not new. Which rule did she violate? Pls sir or ma just carry itself out of this thread biko. It af do. Don't let other mamas here and our sister threads meet u here o. It won't be funny kwa o. Ask Mr. Hau-te.

Mama Zino aka ahnie. That ur phone call ehn...na waya o. How can I do shakara with this dry bweast and nyash. Lamide sef don leave d bweast for me make I dey suck my thing.

All mamas I dey hail o.

[quote author=Loisemm post=46697572]@Cherrymum1, ur story is so encouraging. After all the storms, God came thru for u. Never knew u ttc-ied. Glad u came by. Kiss Ayomide for us.

My dear, I did o for SEVEN CRAZY, BLOODY, MAD years o.

Hahhahahhahaa, her name is Olamide. It is sugah's lo that is Ayomide. Thanks dear, she will receive your love.

*&%£#@!?

Yeaa...ttc can do a number on one's sex life. It makes sex look like a baby making game. If it doesn't click that month, feels like u didn't win the game. Sex stops being for enjoyment and all u see is the BFP u want. May God help us jare.

Abeg where are these mamas....
Helovesme
Rashme
Nazablossom
Rejoice03

Pop in let's hear from u o

@heartbroken. Babe don't dare chat that biatch up. What do u want her to show u or tell u? The dirty gory details? My dear u don't need the details. You will only be hurting urself. Thank God u have a man that is even remorseful. At least he apologised. Take him back. Work yourself back to trusting him.

It aff do. Oya come to mama. Chop kiss and collect hug. Abeg no tell mama this kind story o. Don't accept the babe on fb and on no account should u chat her up. Whatever u want her to be told, tell ur hubby to tell her and it should be said in ur presence. See thief, she want apartment just like that....hian babes we dey try o. She doesn't deserve to know that u are hurt pls. Don't waste ur voice, time, energy or English on her abeg.

candance, wow! My sister I understand how you feel. I've been there before. My own sef Na plus plenty agbo bottles. Don't cry, don't be sad and don't resign.
I don't know where they do tubal flushing but I'm sure mamas will come and answer soon. Don't feel down. You are almost at the finish line. You will smile and you will carry your children. Don't loose hope.

Osas4g, congrats on d birth of ur LO. Jumayin Happy Wedding Anniversary...two years down...forever to go! Emerald22, Happy birthday to Purity. Love from Lamide and I.

Our most righteous father in heaven, the King of Kings, the I am that I am, the Ancient of days, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Lily of the valley, the Alpha and the Omega, your name is El-shaddai, we call you Elohim, Jehovah Rapha, Jehovah Tsikendu, Jehovah!!! You are Yaweh, Adonai, the unchangeable changer, the unmovable mover, the unshakable shaker, the one that was, that is and is to come.

You are our salvation, the God of eternity, the God of the whole earth. The all knowing God. The one who has the whole world in His hands. The Almighty! You are Kabiyesi! Olorun Ana, Olorun oni, Olorun Ola, Olorun gbogbo aye, Apata aye rate, You are our source, our Everything, our Banner, you know our end from the beginning and our beginning from our end. You are our maker! Our shield, our hope and our deliverer. You are our protector, our provider, our helper and our conqueror.

Daddy, I have not come here today to ask for anything but I have come to tell the devil to be ashamed of himself and still give you all the glory. The devil has struck one of us, he has shaken us, he has touched us where it hurts most! But he hasn't shaken our faith in you. He hasn't stolen our trust in you because we know that you can not fail us. We know for sure that you have seen this and you are already preparing another testimony. These tears our mothers and sisters have shed here you have seen them.

Father ARISE!!! In your wrath and anger! Let affliction not rise again in this e-family of ours. Shield us and protect us. Let your angels be on guard! Let the devil be put to shame. Let him be disgraced.

We raise the mamas that are still carrying their babies in them into your hands. You are the great physician, you are our healer. Father, Lord make all their crooked ways straight. We cover the day of birth with the blood of Jesus. Father let your angels go to all labour rooms and begin to sterilize every instrument and equipment that will be used. Let your angels become the doctors, nurses and midwives. Father take charge of that day. On the days of ANC open the eyes of the doctors to see what they are supposed to see. Let all prenatals do their work effectively. Father we come against excessive bleeding and prolonged labour. The cervix and pelvic will coperate with them. They will dilate properly. Swift and supernatural birth is our portion. Let all babies begin to take the proper birth positions In Jesus Name. Any medical personnel that will not work according to your will on that day, Father Lord, send them on an errand and they will only come back to congratulate mother and child(ren). All mamas here shall be congratulated not consoled!

For our mothers looking up to you for the fruit of the womb. Lord, open their wombs and let them bring forth children to your glory. Let their homes be filled with lots of children.

All this we ask in the name of the Father, the Son Jesus Christ and the Holyspirit (Amen).

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! iyabetajos.... So sorry. Pls take heart. I know that words can't make up for how you feel but God will console you. He will strengthen and uphold you. Take heart dear. You will testify sooner than you think.

[quote author=99billiondollar post=46507469][/quote]I love that kinni description. Correct! Enjoy yasef. Carry go. Na this kind weather fit the thing sef.

Adorablewifey:
hehehehe... I for come inside but you pipo put me for trouble since thurdays, na so i see read borrow ideas come say make i suprise am as per say i never send dh since April, i no know say he dey hungry since.. Chai! Na so trouble sleep yanga go wake am. U pipo... Chai!!! thereisgodo..
I never recover, i go enter when i don gain balance. *runs out of thread*

*grabs koboko* how dare u starve my brother like that. And Na adorable wife we talk say we marry o. Iya go and sin no more. Pls give my brother his birthright o

Aaaawwwnn, talltosyne Baby Josh is a super cutie. I wish someone can wrap me like that now o.
BTW I replied your PM since o. Didn't hear from u again.

okeoghene4real, fabmummy I can see u peeping o. come in and say hi.
where is nefertitiram? tatacherie nko o.
nwapastor how far?
adorablewifey, bhusollar, 99billiondollar, beeblossom, gandyluv oya make una come inside.

okeoghene4real, fabmummy I can see u peeping o. come in and say hi. where is nefertitiram? tatacherie nko o. nwapastor how far?

@mom2015 congrats. I wish u a happy and healthy stress free nine months. You will carry to term and bring forth a living child. Proceed to preggy thread to get acquainted with your other teamies. Also ask questions from senior ogbonge mamas.

Peach45:
E pain me say na only read I read as DH is at work(2weeks) .he is coming back next week n can't wait to feel him,......... D first tin I do wen he enter d house is to give him my first food(sex) wey I don prepare down(sauce d kpomo) before anything....cos d guy body don dey hot already.

Chai... Make I go toast one man to be grinding my hoohaa

nancyij:
Cherrymum1 happy to see u again,d day u deactivated ur account I was very sad,I am happy u are back to us again

Awwwwn sowee Bab. I wee not do it again.
Hehhehee feels good to be back.

ahnie:
Cherrymum abeg manage this delicious meal.

Ahnie which kind ngwogwo be this Na. So if I sharply leave Lamide with u Na wetin u go give my pikin be this.....chai!,Lamide oya come back we are not going for Zino's baiday again.

Loisemm dear. I don't know for sure about the "sister or aunty thingy". But I think u should just do as MIL said so that peace will continue reigning.

Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Liftedhands a.k.a chinwendym welcome back. Chop kisses. That your skin too fresh jor. E be like say Na vacation u go o. Bobo Ekene is also looking super cute.

Chai I for change my own name to "orobokibo o or lepashandi or iyawobillgates or galfrndotedola"
Eiz nor too late... I wee do something abourrit.

Favouredmom:
My people, let's just say gongo so!

*Strolls out of thread*

Na evening we dey here, make I sleep

Wa shere omo. Wa gbayi! Sharp babe. When u finish sleeping comman share the full testimony so that sister fortius can compile it for the kpekus bulletin.

missade:
Mamas una good morning o.
See as this morning dry..lol!!!

*in fela's voice...trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am, na wetin he dey find

Which kind rough play u play for d wedding night Na. If Na me walahi na there domestic violence go start o. I no go gree lailai.

zaynie:
Oya Atinuke see LamLam and Zino....coman play with them



All night kpekusing= all morning sleep

Atinuke darling. Omo toh Shan. Omo to rewa. Omo to Jo mummy e. Iyawo daddy. Kaare laye. Wa dagba. Bawo Ni dear.

[quote author=zimunachimdi post=46440838][/quote]Congrats. Welcome to vigilante world. Happy new life mum.

ahnie:
your gyal ti tight gan....lamide shey o wa okai....saw your crazy punchlines.funny woman.

I can see Zino moving her ministry forward.
Lol @ punchlines.
Enkaydewdrop u don wake. Abi I kpekua so try pelvic bone don shift? No be us send u that one o.

Sorry for turning d thread from threadcuties to threadkpekus yesterday.

Reporting live....Lam Lam shuggarr

[quote author=ahnie post=46439145][/quote]Mama Zino. Watagwan. Kisses to the bae.

Chisoooooooooosssss! See as my name dey fly left right center! This means I need to be kpekused with immediate effect.

Drops mic!
Goes to call the maiguard!
Abi Na, when d desirable is not available we make the available the desirable....

Sule!!!! Drink some burantashi and come quick o.
Give me some "scissors style, razor style, touch and go, pick and drop!!!? Sha dey faya dey go!

sugah:
Threadkpekus

Im big on props!
Have you felt the coldness of ice cream on your nippless? Or the warmth of this lips licking off the icecream?
Have you heard of bullet vibratorr?

Im a little bit shy.

Shuggaarrrrrr m, chai. Bebe geh i di on point.

Adeime:
Good evening fam, cc July mamas I've confirmed lol sex and it's a boyyyyyyyy. Meanwhile they say amniotic fluid is too much 4 baby please I'm I supposed to be worried sabi mamas abeg advise
We're 2.64kg @ 33 weeks

My dear pls work very closely with your Dr on this one. Ask him a lot of questions o. Pls adhere strictly to him. Or u can double check with a govt hospital. Sabi mamas who have more experience will come around and torchlight ur matter.
I wish kaffy4bill was available. You can PM her pls.
Cc: tchiwinnie, soonest, babythug.
Fvine too is a very knowledgeable person she might be able to shed more light too.