Culture › Re: Young Boy Filmed Spraying Masquerades With Bundles Of Money Causes Stir Online by chi4ik4(m): 9:17am On Jan 01 |
Iremidah1: Most these guys, thier source of money are questionable They're the Kidnerppers |
Culture › Re: People Name Their Children “Monday,” “Sunday” And “Friday”… by chi4ik4(m): 6:44pm On Nov 25, 2025 |
Mosco100: Go to Kaduna, you'll see all. Fact. They even have April |
Car Talk › Re: My Ugly Experience With FRSC Officials At Their Checkpoint by chi4ik4(m): 8:12pm On Nov 07, 2025 |
BluntCrazeMan: This happened to me in Awka, Anambra State. (Those officers didn't know that they met with a strong-headed but quiet somebody)
For those persons who know Awka very well, this thing happened at that Military Checkpoint which is very close to the ICC center, along the old road.
On this particular day in question, the FRSC officers were also operating near this Military Checkpoint in question. They usually do that on some days.
They stopped me for no obvious reasons, and I parked one side, so that I wouldn't be seen as disobeying the officers of an instituted authority while they are on their legal duty. They demanded for my papers which I gave to them, and they checked everything and gave the papers back to me.
They demanded that I opened my car boot (my car trunk). After they finished all their searchings and checkings (they even checked the spare tyres and jack and triangles), they later said that my Fire Extinguisher 🧯 has expired, that its pointer is not pointing within the green range on its indicator.
I said “Ok,, so what next”?
They started booking me (for the offence they said I committed). I stood there quietly and silently, and waited for them to finish.
(if the officer had taken me to the back of the car early enough, and wanted to settle my matter quickly, I might have considered settling myself with them there-and-then in order to be on my way as quickly as possible,, but since they have decided to waste my time on protocols, then I decided that we must do the protocols to the end, and they won't get any shii-shii from me -- whatever money I have to pay, it must be to the headquarters, and not to them again.)
After they finished wasting all my time while they booked me, they came and told me that I should pay ₦12,000.
I said “Okay”. I didn't even argue. He then said that I should pay to them so that they can help me and pay it for me.
That was when I started my own wahalla..
I said to them that I won't give them shii-shii.. I will pay the ₦12,000.. No Problems. But I must pay it directly into the FRSC Headquarters’ Bank Account.. AND NO TO THEM.!! The officer directed me to their oga.
I was laughing at all of them inside my heart.
Their oga said I should leave my vehicle there with them and go to any bank which is close-by, and that the bank will generate Remita code for me, before I can pay. He told me that it is usually long process, and that is the reason why they usually opt to do it for the people, so that they can lump all the money together at the end of the day and generate one Remita Code..
I now laughed-out.. I couldn't hold the laugh any longer. He asked me why I was laughing,, I just showed him my phone. I had already logged-in to the Remita App on my phone while he was still talking,, and I had even found the FRSC on the Remita App..
I told them that I will make the payment directly to the REMITA, and generate the receipt right in front of them, and go and find a printer anywhere, and print it out and give to them, and that the whole thing wouldn't even waste 15-Minutes.!!
The officer told me that it seems that I am a person of trouble.!! I told him “No oooo!!”
I then told him that before I make the payment, that I need to read the content of the document which they used to book me.. He gave it to me, and I finished reading it. I saw the offence they said that I committed, but I didn't see where they wrote any amount that corresponded to the offence. They didn't even write “₦12,000” on top of that document..
I asked him how he knew that my offence is equal to ₦12,000? I told him to write it on top of that booking document.. The rule I broke and the corresponding penalty to it,, then, a summation at the bottom which shows how much I should pay.
That was how I started teaching the officer how to book people properly for offences. He was visibly not comfortable that I had all the time in the world to waste with him.
I told him that: “it is either he gave me my own duplicate-copy of the booking document, or else I take a photograph of the booking, I would print out and keep inside my archive of payment-receipts -- which helps me whenever I am doing my financial audits”
He shouted “haaaaa.!! That one will be difficult ooo” I asked them whether it is also difficult for them to give me my own duplicate copy?? And they said “YES”,, that they don't usually give it out..
I was visibly enraged.. I asked them: “How can I be paying for something I don't even know how it came about, and yet, there is no evidence for me to keep -- which confirmed that I paid for such a thing??”
I now demanded for them to also show me the the book or booklet that contains the schedule or the rundown of all the possible offences that someone can possibly commit and all their respective penalties -- so that I can snap photos of them too, because I need to know all these offences and study them very well, so that I won't commit another offence again another day.
The Oga said to me,, Oga, please bring ₦3,000 and go your way abbegg.. I told him that I don't even have ₦500 cash on me.. But I can do the ₦12,000 to Remita, because it is wireless. They told me to go and do POS and give them the ₦3000 cash, but I refused. I had to tell them that they had wasted my time so much to an extent that everything must have to be fully done accordingly in accordance to the strict protocols, and therefore, let us do the whole protocols to the end.
I then told them that I also even needed to snap the photos of the document which they used to charge me,, and to also snap photos of their main book which contained the list of all possible traffic offences..
The next thing he said was: “Oga, come and be going abbegg.!!”
I was like,, “After you finished wasting all my time.?? What about the booking nko?”
They said that they will tear it., that it is no more necessary again.
I still pestered them further, that the reason they wanted me to go just like-that is because they wouldn't want me to know all the other hidden traffic offences, so that they will catch me another day.. I told them that they should get the document which contained all the traffic offences so I can have a look at it; but they told me that they didn't come to the field with it, that the document is at their office, that I can drive to their office and demand for it.
That was when I got back inside my vehicle, started my vehicle, and dropped one parting word for them: “This nonsense you people did to me is the exact reason why nobody likes to stop whenever they see you guys on the road.. This thing you are always do to people is the exact reason why a lot of people end-up seeing you guys as grossly unprofessional in your dealings with the people,, and it is too baadd..”
AND I DROVE OFF,, AND LEFT THEM..!!
What pained me most (after I left there) was that I didn't even take time and look around chests and shoulders of those officers to see whether I can get their names and their service numbers..
It would have made it very easy for me to report them to their headquarters, without having to waste too much time in explaining their identities..
Assuming that I ended up paying that ₦12,000 on Remita, I would have vehemently insisted on taking the photographs of both the original booking and the duplicate copy which is supposed to be my own,, and I will find @FRSCNigeria on Twitter and on all social media, and even their Official Email Address, and I will continue to send them messages -- until someone responds to me.
That day was almost totally wasted for me. I spent like two hours there,, arguing back-and-forth with them.. The experience was so bad.!!
It even turns out that many Nigerians are suffering exactly the same thing in the hands of FRSC Officials... And some of them have come up here on Nairaland to tell their own stories too.. See an example inside the thread below.. 👇🏾 👇🏾 https://www.nairaland.com/7702932/ordeal-frsc-officers-car-fire
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MY DEAR FELLOW NIGERIANS,, AS YOU ARE READING THIS EXPERIENCE OF MINE, PLEASE DOWNLOAD THE REMITA APP RIGHT NOW, AND ACTIVATE IT IMMEDIATELY.
WHEN NEXT THE FRSC OFFICERS HOLD YOU DOWN ON THE ROAD FOR ANY TRAFFIC OFFENCE -- (EVEN BEFORE THEY START BOOKING YOU) -- JUST TELL THEM IMMEDIATELY THAT YOU HAVE REMITA ON YOUR PHONE, AND THAT IT IS THROUGH REMITA THAT YOU MUST PAY ANY OF THE PENALTY THEY WOULD BOOK YOU FOR; AND THAT YOU WILL GO AND PRINT THE RECEIPTS OF THE REMITA-PAYMENT FOR THEM TO USE AND CONFIRM WITH THE ABUJA HEADQUARTERS. AND THEN, ALSO INSIST THAT THEY MUST BREAK DOWN ALL THE FEES OF THE PENALTIES FOR YOU, AND GIVE YOU A COPY OF THE BREAKDOWN..
WITH THAT, THEY WILL HANDLE YOUR CASE IN THE MOST ORGANIZED AND PROFESSIONAL MANNER.. please what's the remitter app that you used, I need it. These people are Harrasing us a lot in Abuja |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Names Prof. Joash Amupitan As New INEC Chairman by chi4ik4(m): 4:27pm On Oct 09, 2025 |
FreeStuffsNG: He is a Northerner. He is a Yoruba man from Kogi state |
Romance › Re: Have I Cheated On My Husband? by chi4ik4(m): 2:20pm On Aug 16, 2025 |
Preciousgirl: It's hard for me but I will confess here. My colleague of course male colleague playfully held my waist at the workplace and I got aroused. I have never had feelings for him though. I was a little wet. Have I cheated? Should I confess this to my husband? What really happened since I don't have feelings for the guy? Could that me juju at work? No you haven't cheated. Your hormone is simply reacting (sexually active) and it's common when are within 16-17 days after your period. Please chill. |
Travel › Re: My Friend Relocated Abroad And Ghosted Me Afterwards - Man Laments (Photo) by chi4ik4(m): 5:21pm On Aug 03, 2025*. Modified: 6:51pm On Aug 03, 2025 |
Asuun: Possible Reason
While he squatted same friend, he would have also mistreated him badly and he had to endure the mistreatment. Some friends are terrible. When u start cohabiting with them, that's when you will know their true colors. I am speaking from experience. I was once squatted by a friend for two months and I saw Shege Banza in his house. He would text me to delay my coming home from work because he is Knacking a woman at home. Sometimes he will even preinform me to look for somewhere else to pass the night since his woman would be coming to sleep over for two or three days. Na me go sweep, mop and fetch water. And I'm even five years older than him o. The day I finally got my own place, I had a relief. But I remain grateful to him. It's well People are simply ungrateful. During my university days, I was the class rep, there was this big boy who never come to school, I wrote all the test, assignments and some of the exams for him. I made sure he never had any problem with any lecturer. Note: I never allowed him to pay me a dime as I did everything with all my heart. The guy never picked my calls till date after graduation because I was a poor guy. Thank God today that I'm an employer of the labour with over 25 staff. People are just wicked. |
Politics › Re: Obidients Cooking For 'Operation Feed The Poor' To Mark Obi's 64th Birthday by chi4ik4(m): 4:06pm On Jul 19, 2025 |
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Car Talk › Re: Police Took 80,000 From Me Yesterday, Because Of Absent This Paper. by chi4ik4(m): 5:34pm On Jul 04, 2025 |
Do change of ownership with VIO immediately you buy Nigeria used car to avoid this drama |
Politics › Re: Hurricane Tinubu Set To Sweep More States After Governor Eno’s Defection by chi4ik4(m): 11:57pm On Jun 07, 2025 |
They should defect, by 2027, we shall come with up a slogan that will unseat governors and the president, just watch and see. It's Nigerians VS APC. Many governors, senators and Reps will cry 😭😭 |
Romance › Re: This Guy Is 39 And Says I’m Perfect For Him. Me Wey Dey 23: Lady Cries Out by chi4ik4(m): 12:43pm On May 21, 2025 |
Blitzking: I know that women of these days grow very fast but 10years far oo...men who do these thing are looking for caregivers in old age when dey go begin piss and shiit for body. and you will not grow old right? |
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Politics › Re: Atiku Speaks On Defections Of Some PDP Members by chi4ik4(m): 6:51pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
SoftSport: Atiku keeps talking like he cares about Nigeria but under Tinubu, at least things are moving forward, talk is cheap, real leadership is what we need now.
God bless Nigeria. God bless Tinubu. God bless Wike. Which things are moving forward? Your type is the reason politicians don't care about Nigerians. |
Politics › Re: Only Bad Politics Can Produce A Tinubu For Nigeria - Adebayo by chi4ik4(m): 7:12am On Apr 23, 2025 |
yommen: Anybody they gave birth to yesterday can just come and begin to talk. The kind of storm the likes of Tinubu have passed through in the Nigeria political historical should also come to minds. He was once tormented by the military. Obasanjo himself showed Tinubu shege but Baba stood out. I think baby politicians like this otondo should join the queue first and learn first. Do really know this man? You think he your kindergarten type? This is man in his 60s and he is one one the richest persons in Nigeria. I mansion in Abuja is one of the best in the whole of Africa. Google Queen Lillian's House in Katampe Abuja. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Declares National Emergency On Food Security by chi4ik4(m): 7:01pm On Apr 15, 2025 |
Oga Tinubu, revalue our currency, open the boarder and deal with bandits and hearddmen and things will be fine. |
Politics › Re: Nationwide Protest Against Tinubu's Rivers State "Emergency Rule" by chi4ik4(m): 2:49pm On Apr 01, 2025 |
shivisee: Im 100% certain ,the money I sent to Nigeria this month to feed my dogs will feed your family and extended family for 2 years ! I'm very sure that what I pay my staff in a month in heart of Nigeria will feed your family for 5 years. I'm a proud flat head |
Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Wishes Nigerians Happy Eid-El-Fitr by chi4ik4(m): 9:55am On Mar 30, 2025 |
Af0nja2: All I want to tell you for free and with pleasure is that neither Peter Obi, nor any Igbo man for that matter, will ever rule this country. Not now, not later. If you like cry from now till eternity.
And, before I forget, we will not allow you to leave. Azikiwe said there should be no provision for the dismemberment of the nation and so shall it be forever. How is your life better under your tribesman horrible governance? Igbos don't really send you and your government here.
Bookmark this! |
Politics › Re: I Nearly Withdrew From 2023 Presidential Race - Tinubu by chi4ik4(m): 9:41am On Mar 30, 2025 |
AdesegunSanni89: Long live our darling president Tinubu. Maybyour reign transform Nigeria for the best. Your darling not mine please. |
Politics › Re: 17.5km Egbeda-omerelu Road Completed By Gov Fubara, Set For Commissioning(pix) by chi4ik4(m): 9:41am On Mar 26, 2025 |
SmartPolician: Can we just stop building single lanes in this country? It's not safe driving on such roads. Even if you care about your own safety, you are not sure of the upcoming vehicles. There are single roads anywhere in the world |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ebuka Obi: Fake Testimony Woman Caught On The Streets (Video) by chi4ik4(m): 9:45am On Mar 03, 2025 |
It could be a lookalike case or even a family member. Note: I'm not supporting a fake miracle or testimony. In fact, I'm not even a fan of prophecies but people do look alike. |
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Food › Re: What Did You See? (picture) by chi4ik4(m): 4:21pm On Feb 10, 2025 |
I saw a bag cement move from 200 Naira to 9500#k |
Politics › Re: Watch The Official Launching Of Benue state Civil Protection Guards by chi4ik4(m): 12:40pm On Dec 16, 2024 |
immortalcrown: But ESN is condemned. Let's stop being stop please. Was ESN backed by law? You can't wake up and arm a ground in the name of ESN. Note: I'm a Igbo man and let the procedure be taken. |
Business › Re: Why The Naira Is Appreciating Against The Dollar by chi4ik4(m): 7:13pm On Dec 07, 2024 |
Primusinterpares: What we want to see...
Please let it keep coming down. 1k before year end and by mid next year we should be at 400-500/1$.
Before 2025 wraps up we should be at 180/1$.
May 9ja suceed A big amen. I'm tired of this weak Naira. |
Celebrities › Re: Charles Olumo 'Agbako' Dies At Age 101 by chi4ik4(m): 4:39pm On Oct 31, 2024 |
N3TRAL: He's most likely not 101 years old.
Not up to 10 people in Nigeria are over 100 years old if there's any. Stop speaking ignorantly, thousands of people living in Nigeria are 100 years plus. In my little village alone, we have more than 30 that are above 100 years including my step mum. I'm fact, we 125 years old woman still alive and strong. |
Travel › Re: Why I Now Have A 'japa' Plan (even Though I Love Naija) by chi4ik4(m): 9:26pm On Oct 28, 2024 |
You denied yourself the promotion not Nigeria. You had some days to iron your clothes and fuel your but you waited until the very last minute. Just blame yourself not Nigeria. |
Car Talk › Re: How Much Do You Currently Spend On Fuel In A Week? by chi4ik4(m): 5:08pm On Oct 20, 2024 |
I spend 60k every 4 days and that is 460k monthly |
Romance › Re: Lady’s Patience Finally Pays Off As Boyfriend Proposes After 7 Years Of Dating by chi4ik4(m): 8:38pm On Sep 17, 2024 |
My woman and I are 11 years together and we are getting married this December |
Politics › Re: Naira Floating Is The Cause Of Current Economic Hardship, Not Subsidy Removal by chi4ik4(m): 11:48am On Aug 08, 2024 |
Sustain Subsidy and revalue Naira and this crazy inflation will stop |
Politics › Re: Police Teargas Protesters Waving Russian Flag In Katsina by chi4ik4(m): 2:19pm On Aug 05, 2024 |
slimfit1: The use of Russian flat is just another way of saying they want military take over. You're truly intelligent. |
Politics › Re: Endbadgovernance Protest: Nigerians Already Winning – Oby Ezekwesili Declares by chi4ik4(m): 7:05pm On Aug 02, 2024 |
SWriter: Igbo must leave lagos first, let igbo leave Coward, come and force them to leave if you can. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Approves ₦70,000 Minimum Wage, To Review Wages Every Three Years by chi4ik4(m): 4:50pm On Jul 18, 2024 |
LegendHero: Tell that to Otti still paying 15k.
Probably that’s why people are now eating from the dustbin in some part of the state like we saw in that video.
If Federal can get 70k, at least they can afford some Congo of rice. Abia workers don’t have such luxury coz they can’t even afford one bag of garri. Shame, I opened my company 2 years ago as a young Nigerian and my staff's minimum wage 100k and you are applauding FG for 70k minimum wage. Nigeria minimum wage should be at least 150k. |
Crime › Re: Abuja Night Club Attacked By Robbers, DJ Killed by chi4ik4(m): 8:10am On Jun 16, 2024 |
ROTTWEILER007: I still don't get it, upon how loud a gun sounds after it's been shot, people still leave event venue after perpetrating their dastardly act without resistance from any security operative. I live in Gwarimpa, and very close to the police station. The Volcano club wasn't too close described but the OP. RIP to the DJ |